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Cosmic Horror Picture Show

@cosmoslionheart.bsky.social

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Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: Haha it's my hole it was made for me. You ever see that meme?

Guy watching me dig my own grave at gunpoint: Just keep digging

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1h

patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors

ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants holding a notepad and scissors

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1h

it does seem pretty messed up
there are better ways to see rabbits scrogging

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 10h

up late preparing all my good italian slurs for the holiday tomorrow

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 10h

both
current editions obviously

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 10h

our education system is so broken they don't want these kiddos leaning anything smdh

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 13h

Free her!!!

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 11h

hopping in the time machine before anyone can go kill baby hitler so i can do what needed to have been done to lorne michaels

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 11h

fuck
Fuck
FUCK

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 11h

gettin to be that time of the year again huh?

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Sep 29

*hissing, kicking, shitting everywhere*
Actually, I'd rather not hear about the latest snl please

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 11h

you say you're a real "party animal"
and yet i can't seem to find you in my bestiary
curious

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 11h

i simply refuse to go down any rabbit holes
not a rabbit
not my business

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Arlan Skellington (scary) 🦇 @thehell.zone · 11h

it is The Posting Hour, when the true posters rise from their moldering bogs

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 11h

uncomfortable with how many of my oomfies are in this post

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

thems disc battling words

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

This kingdom will have no need for wrangling once their fuzzy and ferocious appetites have been sated

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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 1d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

yeah pretty sure that's about right

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

[Watching hordes of angry bears descent to the lowlands and approach the outlying villages]
Issue orders to have the bear wranglers executed, Vizier, we will no longer be requiring their services