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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 4h

Mid thrust: "It's so cash money you're letting me do this."

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 4h

Goku has had sex at least twice, wtf do you think that was like?

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 5h

Signed - a dirty diarrhea diaper baby.

larry @larrrrrry.bsky.social · 3d

like no offense but tons of seemingly well intentioned people have used Gaza as a substitute for a personality the last few years and it should be glaringly obviously to everyone.

signed - a guy who has been advocating for a ceasefire and hostage deal since basically October 10 2023

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 6h

I am awake, but to what end?

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 14h

I remember it always felt like the wolves were circling getting ready to attack, and now that it's over, I miss it. How fucked up is that?

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 14h

I hate when I come up with a joke that's just a little too fucked up for mass consumption.

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 14h

Peacemaker got what he deserved.

8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 14h

Me

Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 1d

name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 14h

That was the first movie I ever walked out of in a theater.

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 15h

Shitstopher Cumpiss Day

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 15h

I am drowning
There is no sign of land
You are coming down with me
Hand in unlovable hand
And I hope you die
I hope we both die

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 15h

I've never seen that. I've never seen anybody drive their garbage down to the street and bang the hell out of it with a stick. I've never seen that.

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8-ʙɪᴛ™ @the8bitidiot.bsky.social · 16h

Bernie Sanders telling people to vote for Hilary.

𝐭⃥𝐡⃥𝐞⃥ 𝐋⃥𝐢⃥𝐯⃥-⃥𝐢⃥𝐧⃥𝐠⃥ 𝐝⃥𝐞⃥𝐚⃥𝐝⃥ @soppressexy.bsky.social · 18h

you’ve heard of “the worst person you know just made a great point”

i present to you

the best person you know just disappointed the fuck out of you🤸‍♀️