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🍂🦃BLEAKSIGILFEAST🦃🍂
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cool nice person. communist labor union organizer. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
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Whoa-oh thar she blows
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater
Look i might not be the most jacked dude but i gotta at least be the most jacked dude to rock a tye dye Pharaoh Sanders cutoff tee
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
If you like this post it means you think it was you
I'm actually surprised it took this long of being online but I had a sex dream about a mutual last night for the first time. Very weird
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I'm actually surprised it took this long of being online but I had a sex dream about a mutual last night for the first time. Very weird
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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do you think you could dispose of a dead body and not get caught if you had to because i am 109% confident i could. please note i am not going to do this really. its just hypothetical. but i could
November 18, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Dipshit ass take
November 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Critical support to the secret service
JD Vance’s motorcade plowed into a cop, and now he’s in critical condition
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
When the workers have a contract at Starbucks and target goes woke and gay again I still wouldn't want to drink this. What the fuck is a frozen hot chocolate?
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This is what Olivia nuzzis book is about right
Going to Ohio for the Cantonese food
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
American Cantonese
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Poop vaccine.
November 17, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I haven't caught up yet on this weeks pluribus but i do think it's kinda charming and funny how we've all decided to post about it on Sunday nights. Sunday night is the prestige tv night. It doesn't matter when the new episode airs, we watch our Show We All Post About on Sunday nights
November 17, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Hell yeah patton posting time
Tomahawk - God Hates A Coward (live)
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November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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You know Bill was tapping it on the tongue
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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you're putting the pussy on a pedestal, I'm catastrophizing the pussy. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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imagine the first caveman who realized he could paint his clan rival as a weak, inferior gatherer of berries while drawing himself as the stronger and more bountiful provider of reindeer meat and hides
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Meanwhile
November 15, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Women hold up 100% of the sky
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh we're doing these again
November 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Me to myself in the mirror jacking off
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM