Dr. Scenario
@pabstblueronin.bsky.social
If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough
Pinned
Nice argument! Unfortunately I have already portrayed myself as the wry, unconcerned Murakami Gennosuke and you as the stuffy, indignant Miyamoto Usagi
Turkey: dry but not hideous
Mashed potatoes: the connoisseur sees they are ominously stiff
Veg: baby carrots! Grow up and grab a knife
Stuffing: again, ominously stiff
Cranberry: volume points to canned, which is fine
Crescent rolls: uninspired but I've never said no
Mac: a hearty lmao
Mashed potatoes: the connoisseur sees they are ominously stiff
Veg: baby carrots! Grow up and grab a knife
Stuffing: again, ominously stiff
Cranberry: volume points to canned, which is fine
Crescent rolls: uninspired but I've never said no
Mac: a hearty lmao
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Turkey: dry but not hideous
Mashed potatoes: the connoisseur sees they are ominously stiff
Veg: baby carrots! Grow up and grab a knife
Stuffing: again, ominously stiff
Cranberry: volume points to canned, which is fine
Crescent rolls: uninspired but I've never said no
Mac: a hearty lmao
Mashed potatoes: the connoisseur sees they are ominously stiff
Veg: baby carrots! Grow up and grab a knife
Stuffing: again, ominously stiff
Cranberry: volume points to canned, which is fine
Crescent rolls: uninspired but I've never said no
Mac: a hearty lmao
Investigating this below
I find the apparently well developed hockey fanfic scene very endearing. No other sports fans are on this level
November 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Investigating this below
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Scratch cranberry sauce hate is so forced. It’s very obviously better and more interesting.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Scratch cranberry sauce hate is so forced. It’s very obviously better and more interesting.
Watching Hercule Poirot politely skewer moronic English policemen
November 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Watching Hercule Poirot politely skewer moronic English policemen
Imagine a coup failing because too many troops are smoker guys
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Imagine a coup failing because too many troops are smoker guys
Kind of crazy how Genovians act like the Royal Family was in the resistance (which was largely anti-monarchy) when they were just chilling in Francoist Spain
In 1986 the Genovian People's Liberation Front assassinated Regent Clarise Renaldi's favorite cousin and Future Queen Mia Thermopolis' uncle by marriage, the Count Montebarlo, with a car bomb
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Kind of crazy how Genovians act like the Royal Family was in the resistance (which was largely anti-monarchy) when they were just chilling in Francoist Spain
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some great deals for black friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
some great deals for black friday
In 1986 the Genovian People's Liberation Front assassinated Regent Clarise Renaldi's favorite cousin and Future Queen Mia Thermopolis' uncle by marriage, the Count Montebarlo, with a car bomb
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
In 1986 the Genovian People's Liberation Front assassinated Regent Clarise Renaldi's favorite cousin and Future Queen Mia Thermopolis' uncle by marriage, the Count Montebarlo, with a car bomb
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Gerald has upped the big veg game with his matching red cabbage fit
Join me and My 15 POUND RED CABBAGE
YouTube video by Gerald Stratford
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Gerald has upped the big veg game with his matching red cabbage fit
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a semisoft cheese hates 2 see me comin
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
a semisoft cheese hates 2 see me comin
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I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Hasan. Hasan is a ux/ui designer and his wife Duaa taught English. They have two sons, Amir, 6 and Osama, 3. I spoke with him this morning and like everyone in Gaza his family is terrified and heard bombs all night. Help if you can ❤️
March 18, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Hasan. Hasan is a ux/ui designer and his wife Duaa taught English. They have two sons, Amir, 6 and Osama, 3. I spoke with him this morning and like everyone in Gaza his family is terrified and heard bombs all night. Help if you can ❤️
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Fishbone
Megadeth
Herbie Hancock
E-40
Trash Talk
Fishbone
Megadeth
Herbie Hancock
E-40
Trash Talk
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
Limp Bizkit
The Rolling Stones
Deltron 3030
Hall & Oates
Primus (SUCKS!)
introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
Rage Against the Machine
Cytotoxin
Shudder to Think
Kool Keith
Deftones (but specifically at the Metro in 2024)
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen
Fishbone
Megadeth
Herbie Hancock
E-40
Trash Talk
Fishbone
Megadeth
Herbie Hancock
E-40
Trash Talk
Let's go Big Fundamental, the board man gets paid
November 27, 2004: Devin Brown goes up high to slam the lob from Brent Barry during San Antonio's 109-76 win over the Utah Jazz.
For the Spurs, Malik Rose scored 16 PTS, Manu Ginóbili had 15 PTS, Brown and Tony Parker each scored 14 PTS, and Tim Duncan added 12 PTS/13 REB/4 BLK.
For the Spurs, Malik Rose scored 16 PTS, Manu Ginóbili had 15 PTS, Brown and Tony Parker each scored 14 PTS, and Tim Duncan added 12 PTS/13 REB/4 BLK.
November 28, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Let's go Big Fundamental, the board man gets paid
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We should just euthanize Jerry jones. Who’s gonna say no to that
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We should just euthanize Jerry jones. Who’s gonna say no to that
I'm looking at all your juicy turkey pictures, thinking of the dry ass bullshit I had to eat today, and wishing ill on everyone of you
Not in charge of Thanksgiving this year and I feel dirty. I should be stressing out over all the work I insisted on doing
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I'm looking at all your juicy turkey pictures, thinking of the dry ass bullshit I had to eat today, and wishing ill on everyone of you
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Yeah you were going 65 in the 64
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Yeah you were going 65 in the 64
I only did it for the Nuzzi
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I only did it for the Nuzzi
Chinese Mrs. Claus goes crazy
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Chinese Mrs. Claus goes crazy
Dog shows should have draft kings ads
November 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Dog shows should have draft kings ads
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Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
November 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jack White is the king of “indie dudes love sports too” representation matters baby
We need those FBI agents entrapping mentally ill Muslim teenagers
Gutting US counterterrorism and federal law enforcement capacity was a bad idea.
Sorry to get so partisan. I know the president wants to see more political violence in the US, and thinks it's important for federal forces to prioritize crackdowns on nonviolent, noncriminal migrants. I just disagree.
Sorry to get so partisan. I know the president wants to see more political violence in the US, and thinks it's important for federal forces to prioritize crackdowns on nonviolent, noncriminal migrants. I just disagree.
November 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
We need those FBI agents entrapping mentally ill Muslim teenagers
Back on my bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Back on my bullshit
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