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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 19d

oh, so bsky followers don't have the legal authority to 5150 me? that's just not allowed? it's not that they don't want to, it's just that they can't. got it. I'm not mad at you guys anymore.

reply 5150 to any of my posts if you feel it necessary

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 36m

people just don't clunk two heads together and instantly knock them both out like they used to

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

because I truly believed you understood the point of this 48 hour long conversation. I foolishly thought you knew what this argument was about

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

then you never, AGAIN, understood the fucking conversation, you never argued against my points, BECAUSE YOUR BRAIN IS PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF UNDERSTANDING ANYTHING

get the fuck out of my life, you're a waste of fucking oxygen.

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

the regret rate of voting for trump is much higher than the regret rate of transitioning

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

IN A WAY THAT WOULD MEANINGFULLY AFFECT THE ELECTION IN 2024, IF MORE PEOPLE SHOWED UP

you're literally incapable of maintaining a fucking conversation

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

HOW THE FUCK DOES IT COUNTER WHAT I'M SAYING??

the election happened in November 2024. HOW THE FUCK DOES POLLING IN 2025 AFFECT THE VOTERS IN 2024?

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

sitting around the table, I'm thankful for trickle down economics, and remaining silent as donald trump spews harmful rhetoric about marginalized communities 🥰

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

I'm disputing that anything happening since January 2025 has any fucking relevance to what happened in November 2024

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

COMPLETELY MEANINGLESS

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

IRRELEVANT

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

SINCE, you stupid fucking moron

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

so use your stupid fucking brain to comprehend "SINCE THE FELON TOOK OVER"

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

an abstract graph, I'm shaking

here's an article based on the study by blue rose research that polled 26 million Americans

If Everyone Had Voted, Harris Still Would Have Lost

www.nytimes.com

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

wow, a screenshot of a headline of a CNN article. compare that to the multiple full articles, and studies I've posted at you that you've never fucking looked at cause you've already decided your reality

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

THE PEOPLE STAYING HOME WERE FUCKING REPUBLICANS YOU STUPID FUCK

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

prove it

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

taking away my citizenship because asking your government to stop arming genocide and forced famine hurt your feelings on the day where you gorge on food.

FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 1h

hey dumbass, the country is far further right than in 2020, all evidence points to if more people showed up, she would have lost by bigger margins. so shut the fuck up

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Indigo (it/fae) 🔮 @indigofatale.me · 2h

First tipper of the week will get a 1 year free trial to my OF 😇

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 3h

it's very telling, that asking for my own peace and liberty is upsetting the balance of theirs.

if you have to remain silent to keep the peace, it's already not peaceful for you

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 5h

I am begging you to dream a little bigger

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · Aug 10

I'm less than 5000 followers away from 5000

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 16h

Jeffrey Dahmer was ugly, and I'm glad he's dead

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FaultyPenis🎃 @faultypussy.bsky.social · 17h

we need more aunts

Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · Jul 8

One of my aunts telling me “hell yeah I slept with those fucking men - they’re the dipshits who required sex for me to have a career”