Quintessential Midwestern Millennial
Cleveland’s Unelected Representative
36 or 37 years old
He/him/hollow
Pete Davidson as Trafalgar Law
Pete Davidson as Trafalgar Law
Why would she do this
Why would she do this
And then I realized, wait a second,
And then I realized, wait a second,
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
(my wife’s favorite band is Bayside)
The Veronicas*
Janet Jackson
Chappell Roan (very early career)
Tinashe
(I think that’s literally it. I don’t like crowds lol)
NKOTB (Magic Summer Tour)
Soul Asylum
Rilo Kiley
Ben Folds (Five)
Less Than Jake/Blink 182
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
Bayside
(my wife’s favorite band is Bayside)
Guess I’ll throw myself into a river
Guess I’ll throw myself into a river
Dope wife
Ugly cat
I pull off bald pretty well?
Not dead
Could take or leave:
3.5 months sobriety
That type of jellyfish that never dies
Not thankful for:
Teal vs Seafoam discourse
My friend that died in 2014
Familial racism apologia
Dope wife
Ugly cat
I pull off bald pretty well?
Not dead
Could take or leave:
3.5 months sobriety
That type of jellyfish that never dies
Not thankful for:
Teal vs Seafoam discourse
My friend that died in 2014
Familial racism apologia
Or Of Mice and Men as directed by Terry Gilliam
Or a second pass at a Minecraft movie as directed by (you guessed it!) Terry Gilliam
Or Of Mice and Men as directed by Terry Gilliam
Or a second pass at a Minecraft movie as directed by (you guessed it!) Terry Gilliam