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Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.
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I miss when all I thought about was technology and movies. Now its all existential dread and planning my apocalypse outfit.
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Trump has never once in his life extemporaneously used the phrase "western civilization." He was once asked about western liberalism and thought they were talking about California Democrats. One of the more blatant tells for a Miller-written screed.
Trump: “I will permanently pause migration from all Third World Countries … denaturalize migrants who undermine domestic tranquility, and deport any Foreign National who is a public charge, security risk, or non-compatible with Western Civilization.“
November 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Literally just took a month off to protect a pedophile, but ok Mike.
Mike Johnson: “I haven’t had a vacation day in two years. I haven’t been off in two years, literally.”
November 28, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Example number 1 millon that american legitimately think loans and credit cards are free money.
one of the least sympathetic microgenres of post is, "I financed an extremely expensive truck at fairly normal APRs and am paying HOW MUCH in interest?!"

my uncle is broke as shit in his 60s in large part from making this exact sort of decision multiple times
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Macys Day Parade 🤝 the Emergency Quota Act of 1921
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
You just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

Yeah, I always knew Microsoft would be what did me in.
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Lol, so much for that $500 price point influecers were hyping up.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 1d
Valve has provided the strongest indication yet that the Steam Machine price will be set with similar performance PCs in mind, and confirmed it has no plans to subsidize the hardware like console manufacturers do by eating a big loss on each unit sold. bit.ly/4inD36F
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 AM
What workload? He literally just took a month long vacation.
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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The design hypocrisy of these two websites is unreal.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Theres like 1 Krispy Kreme in the state of colorado, and like 200 dunkins, so color me skeptical of this map.
The year is 3025. The American empire has fallen. In its place a loose confederation of confections emerged. This is Donut world.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Well at least Polis didnt do this stupid thing.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If this saga has taught us anything its that access "journalism" is a cancer on society filled with star fuckers and sociopaths and we should burn the entire practice ro the ground.
November 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I swear to fucking god if Ryan Lizza confirms that butler Pennsylvania was an inside job in a piece about his feud with his ex I will become the joker.
The next Lizza piece is gonna be a doozy
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Im not a big hockey guy, but I get so jealous of the uniforms because they look sick and always seem to get the best theme bight/alternate versions.
U Arizona's women's hockey Hispanic heritage jerseys are sick.

www.instagram.com/p/DRfJ-p9iXAz/
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Douche baghenge is off to a magnificent start.
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At some point we either have to assume willet has some real estate holdings, which is why she talks like 1990s soccer mom in suburbia when it comes to housing, or she actively got the worst case of posters madness from that brief moment of internet fame she had in 2019.

Either way she sucks
sometimes you just need to take a step back and marvel at the absurdity that is the left-NIMBY mindset

these are not normal, rational people. they have descended into a bespoke form of madness
November 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Anaconda
Is This Thing On
Ella McCay
Which four films on this list are you most anticipating in December? 👀

View the list of titles on Letterboxd ➡️ boxd.it/QeJ7y
November 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Well I fucking loved "Wake Up Dead Man". Johnson is clearly loving writing the dialogue for these movies and getting tonplay with scene setting and imagery, and Craig clearly is having the time of his life in this role.
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Congrats to senator fake name mcdipshit for reinventing preexisting conditions and ensuring no one pays under $500 a month for insurance ever again.
Markwayne Mullin on healthcare: "What the president would like to do is say, hey, if you take care of yourself -- you don't smoke, you don't dip, you're not drinking, you're not overweight, you're working out -- then you should pay less than the guy that obviously is not taking care of himself."
November 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Donald Trump could have forced Paramount to make great Star Trek again, but he just had to help his sex pest friends instead.
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.

This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Weird how her definition of "where most Americans are at" are just the people who still support trump and want to sanitize him. Almost like her whole mission is just the white wash the nazi stuff.
"elevate charismatic figures such as Alan Dershowitz"

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November 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Always love my Jewish Chirstmas (Chinese food and a movie).
it fascinates me how most everyone in the U.S. does turkey for Thanksgiving, but we are all over the map as to what we eat for Christmas (as is proper for a hugely diverse nation).

I come from a Christmas prime rib roast family, myself.
I also use the bacon method. Although turkey is Christmas dinner where I come from.
November 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Its very funny that after the fit she threw earlier this year we now get to play the "is Molly Shaw actively defrauding people or just an idiot" game.
There are currently at least 7 automated bots on the network, posting the same fundraising link. They've posted the same link well over 100 times today. Yesterday it was 4 with over 300 posts to the same link in a single day

Nearly every single one has "✅Verified by #Molly_Shah" in the bio.
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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All I'm sayin' is that we didn't bail out Ty when Beanie Babies crashed.
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trying to decide if it would be more insulting if they tried to pretend this was a wag the dog war or if them being totally open about it being a war for Oil is more insulting to the nations intelligence.
November 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM