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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾

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I don't even do rollercoasters. They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business. (No socks) I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television Eph. Snack Caucus.MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · Nov 17

Folks, I do comedy. Here is an example of my stand up. I have some shows coming up too.. they're in the google doc
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...

Brandi Brown - Awkward Dating

YouTube video by Brandi

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

Every so often I think about how the Voyager Golden Record included Stravinsky's Rite of Spring, Sacrificial Dance. Which is a banger of a song but also sounds like a declaration of war.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

Also, how flammable are those shits?

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

I have some thoughts along this that I will simply keep as inside thoughts.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

I simply wouldn't purchase a very specific item that is currently being used for one thing on my credit card via a retail company known for aggregating data.

One morsel of opsec, please.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

I just run a custom search with the AI flag removed.

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

Femke Bol is taking her talents to the 800m. She's done everything she can do at 400m/h. She's only 25.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

I dunno if buy inflatable suits on Amazon is the best move, fam.

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

Femke Bol just announced she's going up to the 800m in 2026 👀👀👀

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

The first half reads like a normal update message that I'm not gonna read and the bottom is the ask? Girl...

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 3d

people who were there say that neighbors called MPD when they saw people in fatigues with guns in their yard

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

The lack of a summary up top and bullet points is quite frankly just poor business comms

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

Just in time for Zootopia 2!

gretchen brown, real snoopy enjoyer @gretchenbrown.bsky.social · 3d

huge st. paul w www.mprnews.org/story/2025/1...

St. Paul solved more crimes, had drastically fewer homicides in 2025

A remarkable shift is under way in St. Paul. The city is on track for a 70 percent drop in homicides by the end of 2025. And they’re solving more than 70 percent of crimes.

www.mprnews.org

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

It's always the least charismatic people declaring a new antichrist.

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Maris Kreizman @maris.bsky.social · 3d

I am fully in fight or flight mode. nymag.com/intelligence...

Can an AI ‘Tinder for Jobs’ Make Looking for Work Suck Less?

Maybe, but not before making it worse.

nymag.com

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

We gotta stop calling people who aren't that popular "the antichrist."

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

This man was doing GOTV in a dirigible

mpls photo bot @mplsphotobot.bsky.social · 3d

Benjamin F. Loos (1928)
Source: Hennepin County Library

Loos, an advertising man, is a republican candidate for the fifth congressional district.

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

Bruh. Is that man okay?

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3d

There’s a moment in this Jacob Rodriguez highlight reel where I was like maybe he should be arrested for that

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New York Magazine @nymag.com · 3d

The series regular was reportedly escorted from the Paramount lot following an incident report detailing an alleged sexual assault.

Matlock Actor David Del Rio Fired After Sexual-Assault Allegations

The series regular was reportedly escorted from the Paramount lot following an incident report detailing an alleged sexual assault.

www.thecut.com

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 3d

Ayyyyy

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

*Finds out my cell service been down for two hours because dude on top of the tower doing this*

Well, stay safe, man.

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

@edsbs.bsky.social EXTREMELY Spencer-coded

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

I don't even do rollercoasters

(Dudes rock)

www.instagram.com/reel/DOuA3OD...

Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

I don't even do rollercoasters

(Dudes rock)

www.instagram.com/reel/DOuA3OD...

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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 3d

*raises hand* Can I test out of this class where a bunch of my peers are realizing their rights are limited? Is there like a gifted kids track for just being black in America. Untag me, I want out.

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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 3d

THIS ALERT IS OVER

I HAVE MORE TO REPORT BUT IT IS OVER.

I have reason to believe they are going elsewhere in MPLS but there is a car following them with bullhorns

Two unmarked SUVs, two unmarked chargers, AND TWO MPD SQUADS

Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 3d

🚨 ICE IN HOLLAND NEIGHBORHOOD 🚨 26th and Howard COME NOW

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