Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾
@itsthebrandi.bsky.social
I don't even do rollercoasters.
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
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Brandi Brown - Awkward Dating
YouTube video by Brandi
youtu.be
Folks, I do comedy. Here is an example of my stand up. I have some shows coming up too.. they're in the google doc
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
Every time Jared Polis opens his mouth or moves his lil fingers to form words, it is somehow increasing dumber each time. He's the "We have Tommy Tuberville at home" of Dem politicians. Just a real stupid motherfucker.
WTF is this?
That's unfortunately 2 posts n one day 🫡
x.com/jaredpolis/s...
WTF is this?
That's unfortunately 2 posts n one day 🫡
x.com/jaredpolis/s...
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Every time Jared Polis opens his mouth or moves his lil fingers to form words, it is somehow increasing dumber each time. He's the "We have Tommy Tuberville at home" of Dem politicians. Just a real stupid motherfucker.
WTF is this?
That's unfortunately 2 posts n one day 🫡
x.com/jaredpolis/s...
WTF is this?
That's unfortunately 2 posts n one day 🫡
x.com/jaredpolis/s...
I am still struggling to process the ACC football championship. No part of that outcome is natural.
Anyway, @jayjurden.bsky.social is so funny.
www.instagram.com/reel/DSDRqIP...
Anyway, @jayjurden.bsky.social is so funny.
www.instagram.com/reel/DSDRqIP...
December 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I am still struggling to process the ACC football championship. No part of that outcome is natural.
Anyway, @jayjurden.bsky.social is so funny.
www.instagram.com/reel/DSDRqIP...
Anyway, @jayjurden.bsky.social is so funny.
www.instagram.com/reel/DSDRqIP...
Will be taking some personal time to process scientists not really knowing why ice is slippery. Please respect my privacy unless see me sprawled out on an icy sidewalk yelling, "No one knows why this happened to me!"
www.quantamagazine.org/why-is-ice-s...
www.quantamagazine.org/why-is-ice-s...
Why Is Ice Slippery? A New Hypothesis Slides Into the Chat. | Quanta Magazine
A newly proposed explanation for the slipperiness of ice has revived a centuries-long debate.
www.quantamagazine.org
December 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Will be taking some personal time to process scientists not really knowing why ice is slippery. Please respect my privacy unless see me sprawled out on an icy sidewalk yelling, "No one knows why this happened to me!"
www.quantamagazine.org/why-is-ice-s...
www.quantamagazine.org/why-is-ice-s...
Natalie got her desk
Natalie is 20 and a mom. She's in ccollege and now she's gonna have a more comfortable place to study
Candus is 19 with a tiny kitchen. She's gonna air fry some delicious meals in there!
Daniel is 23. He broke several bones skateboarding and now his bed is gonna be set for his recovery
🫡🫡🫡
Candus is 19 with a tiny kitchen. She's gonna air fry some delicious meals in there!
Daniel is 23. He broke several bones skateboarding and now his bed is gonna be set for his recovery
🫡🫡🫡
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Natalie got her desk
Anyway, I don't think men get to say they're "no drama" and also talk about their love of the Vikings on dating apps. You're a goddamn liar.
Bye!
Bye!
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Anyway, I don't think men get to say they're "no drama" and also talk about their love of the Vikings on dating apps. You're a goddamn liar.
Bye!
Bye!
Ferrari fans, having survived the 2025 season and recharging for 2026 disappointment. Nothin's gonna stop us except Lewis retiring and/or Sharl leaving!
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ferrari fans, having survived the 2025 season and recharging for 2026 disappointment. Nothin's gonna stop us except Lewis retiring and/or Sharl leaving!
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
I'll tell you what, if Emily Gould had fucked Mark Sanford, Ryan Lizza and possibly RFK Jr while running a catch and kill operation, that book would be a banger
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'll tell you what, if Emily Gould had fucked Mark Sanford, Ryan Lizza and possibly RFK Jr while running a catch and kill operation, that book would be a banger
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
Logging back in just to say:
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Logging back in just to say:
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
Reposted by Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾
A lot of people blaming writers instead of the NCAA for the Lane Kiffin mess this morning. G5 fans were telling you the early signing period for incoming freshmen was a huge issue and would eventually lead to a big name coach leaving. It was ignored, because who cares what we think I guess.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A lot of people blaming writers instead of the NCAA for the Lane Kiffin mess this morning. G5 fans were telling you the early signing period for incoming freshmen was a huge issue and would eventually lead to a big name coach leaving. It was ignored, because who cares what we think I guess.
I'd spent so much time trying to put my hands in my pocket pointys
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'd spent so much time trying to put my hands in my pocket pointys
Reposted by Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾
Man bitten by rabid raccoon while attempting to ‘rescue’ it - The Chattahoochee Nature Center (CNC) is reminding the public of the dangers of rabies after a man unsafely brought a rabid raccoon to their shelter.
Man bitten by rabid raccoon while attempting to ‘rescue’ it
The Chattahoochee Nature Center (CNC) is reminding the public of the dangers of rabies after a man unsafely brought a rabid raccoon to their shelter.
bit.ly
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man bitten by rabid raccoon while attempting to ‘rescue’ it - The Chattahoochee Nature Center (CNC) is reminding the public of the dangers of rabies after a man unsafely brought a rabid raccoon to their shelter.
I've asked at least 5 people to convince me and my breaking point was, "Hold on, there's no winning in this?" I'm good. Not for me.
you all are not tricking me into reading about D&D
I’m not 22 dating a huge nerd 15 years my senior who asks me to tag along on the weekend while he and his nerd friends work their way through their latest campaign, so I don’t have to know about that anymore
I’m not 22 dating a huge nerd 15 years my senior who asks me to tag along on the weekend while he and his nerd friends work their way through their latest campaign, so I don’t have to know about that anymore
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I've asked at least 5 people to convince me and my breaking point was, "Hold on, there's no winning in this?" I'm good. Not for me.
Reposted by Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾
Football don't have a bedtime?!
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Football don't have a bedtime?!
Light-hearted movies can take place in the winter and not be about Christmas. Sick of this! Why did Ovation end my Bond marathon for a Christmas heist movie with a guy with a gambling addiction?
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Light-hearted movies can take place in the winter and not be about Christmas. Sick of this! Why did Ovation end my Bond marathon for a Christmas heist movie with a guy with a gambling addiction?
Sports have made my life worse and we should ban them. I don't even bet on sports
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sports have made my life worse and we should ban them. I don't even bet on sports
Crying in therapy because my therapist suggested I was Catastrophizing Ferrari 2026 until I took him through 2025. Then he suggests we discuss CPTSD
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Crying in therapy because my therapist suggested I was Catastrophizing Ferrari 2026 until I took him through 2025. Then he suggests we discuss CPTSD
Lewis Hamilton to Fernando Alonso:
Bitch!!?? A baby???
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Lewis Hamilton to Fernando Alonso:
Apple Music just pulled Nitty out of my extensive collection of music I acquired using MyTunes in college 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Apple Music just pulled Nitty out of my extensive collection of music I acquired using MyTunes in college 😭😭😭
No one has been more vindicated than me saying "I don't understand why you watch the Vikings before December"
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No one has been more vindicated than me saying "I don't understand why you watch the Vikings before December"
Reposted by Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾
it's a normal part of perimenopause
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
it's a normal part of perimenopause
Mark "Net 60" Stoops
BREAKING: Kentucky is firing Mark Stoops, the winningest coach in school history. His contract calls for a $36 million buyout, all of which is due within 60 days. Reporting with @chrisvannini.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Kentucky firing Mark Stoops, winningest coach in school history: Source
The Wildcats had a great run under a portion of Stoops' tenure but have looked dreadful recently.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mark "Net 60" Stoops
I didn't feel like changing back into jeans after the gym and came home in shorts and puffer jacket. Why did my mom use that opportunity to announce, "I forgot where I waa but I saw a guy in shorts the other day. White people will wear shorts any time!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I didn't feel like changing back into jeans after the gym and came home in shorts and puffer jacket. Why did my mom use that opportunity to announce, "I forgot where I waa but I saw a guy in shorts the other day. White people will wear shorts any time!"
The Kardashians are fascinating as spokespeople. They are unrecognizable every 5th time I see them.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Kardashians are fascinating as spokespeople. They are unrecognizable every 5th time I see them.
Ugh, I'm scared that I might be forced to coach a college football team at this point
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ugh, I'm scared that I might be forced to coach a college football team at this point
Anyone know if the WNBAPA is pushing for jersey dresses in the CBA. They should bring them back
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Anyone know if the WNBAPA is pushing for jersey dresses in the CBA. They should bring them back