Brandi, Adebisi's Tiny Santa Hat Hatter😾
@itsthebrandi.bsky.social
I don't even do rollercoasters.
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business.
(No socks)
I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television
Eph. Snack Caucus.MN.
https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi
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Brandi Brown - Awkward Dating
YouTube video by Brandi
youtu.be
Folks, I do comedy. Here is an example of my stand up. I have some shows coming up too.. they're in the google doc
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
here: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...
youtu.be/p-rLRG4QslU?...
Anyway, I don't think men get to say they're "no drama" and also talk about their love of the Vikings on dating apps. You're a goddamn liar.
Bye!
Bye!
December 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Anyway, I don't think men get to say they're "no drama" and also talk about their love of the Vikings on dating apps. You're a goddamn liar.
Bye!
Bye!
Ferrari fans, having survived the 2025 season and recharging for 2026 disappointment. Nothin's gonna stop us except Lewis retiring and/or Sharl leaving!
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
Starship - Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Ferrari fans, having survived the 2025 season and recharging for 2026 disappointment. Nothin's gonna stop us except Lewis retiring and/or Sharl leaving!
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
Been a pleasure serving in Hell with the Tifosi 🫡
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wxy...
I'll tell you what, if Emily Gould had fucked Mark Sanford, Ryan Lizza and possibly RFK Jr while running a catch and kill operation, that book would be a banger
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
December 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I'll tell you what, if Emily Gould had fucked Mark Sanford, Ryan Lizza and possibly RFK Jr while running a catch and kill operation, that book would be a banger
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
This been my one random evening post that I log out after writing 🫡
Logging back in just to say:
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
Is Gen X Actually the Greatest Generation?
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Logging back in just to say:
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
They're forgotten (no one forgot) boomers who drank lead from garden hoses
Greatest at making people think they're not fucking our shit up
Bye! 🫡
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/02/t...
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A lot of people blaming writers instead of the NCAA for the Lane Kiffin mess this morning. G5 fans were telling you the early signing period for incoming freshmen was a huge issue and would eventually lead to a big name coach leaving. It was ignored, because who cares what we think I guess.
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A lot of people blaming writers instead of the NCAA for the Lane Kiffin mess this morning. G5 fans were telling you the early signing period for incoming freshmen was a huge issue and would eventually lead to a big name coach leaving. It was ignored, because who cares what we think I guess.
I'd spent so much time trying to put my hands in my pocket pointys
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'd spent so much time trying to put my hands in my pocket pointys
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Man bitten by rabid raccoon while attempting to ‘rescue’ it - The Chattahoochee Nature Center (CNC) is reminding the public of the dangers of rabies after a man unsafely brought a rabid raccoon to their shelter.
Man bitten by rabid raccoon while attempting to ‘rescue’ it
The Chattahoochee Nature Center (CNC) is reminding the public of the dangers of rabies after a man unsafely brought a rabid raccoon to their shelter.
bit.ly
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Man bitten by rabid raccoon while attempting to ‘rescue’ it - The Chattahoochee Nature Center (CNC) is reminding the public of the dangers of rabies after a man unsafely brought a rabid raccoon to their shelter.
I've asked at least 5 people to convince me and my breaking point was, "Hold on, there's no winning in this?" I'm good. Not for me.
you all are not tricking me into reading about D&D
I’m not 22 dating a huge nerd 15 years my senior who asks me to tag along on the weekend while he and his nerd friends work their way through their latest campaign, so I don’t have to know about that anymore
I’m not 22 dating a huge nerd 15 years my senior who asks me to tag along on the weekend while he and his nerd friends work their way through their latest campaign, so I don’t have to know about that anymore
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
I've asked at least 5 people to convince me and my breaking point was, "Hold on, there's no winning in this?" I'm good. Not for me.
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Football don't have a bedtime?!
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Football don't have a bedtime?!
Light-hearted movies can take place in the winter and not be about Christmas. Sick of this! Why did Ovation end my Bond marathon for a Christmas heist movie with a guy with a gambling addiction?
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Light-hearted movies can take place in the winter and not be about Christmas. Sick of this! Why did Ovation end my Bond marathon for a Christmas heist movie with a guy with a gambling addiction?
Sports have made my life worse and we should ban them. I don't even bet on sports
December 1, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Sports have made my life worse and we should ban them. I don't even bet on sports
Crying in therapy because my therapist suggested I was Catastrophizing Ferrari 2026 until I took him through 2025. Then he suggests we discuss CPTSD
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Crying in therapy because my therapist suggested I was Catastrophizing Ferrari 2026 until I took him through 2025. Then he suggests we discuss CPTSD
Lewis Hamilton to Fernando Alonso:
Bitch!!?? A baby???
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Lewis Hamilton to Fernando Alonso:
Apple Music just pulled Nitty out of my extensive collection of music I acquired using MyTunes in college 😭😭😭
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Apple Music just pulled Nitty out of my extensive collection of music I acquired using MyTunes in college 😭😭😭
No one has been more vindicated than me saying "I don't understand why you watch the Vikings before December"
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
No one has been more vindicated than me saying "I don't understand why you watch the Vikings before December"
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it's a normal part of perimenopause
December 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
it's a normal part of perimenopause
Mark "Net 60" Stoops
BREAKING: Kentucky is firing Mark Stoops, the winningest coach in school history. His contract calls for a $36 million buyout, all of which is due within 60 days. Reporting with @chrisvannini.com: www.nytimes.com/athletic/685...
Kentucky firing Mark Stoops, winningest coach in school history: Source
The Wildcats had a great run under a portion of Stoops' tenure but have looked dreadful recently.
www.nytimes.com
December 1, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Mark "Net 60" Stoops
I didn't feel like changing back into jeans after the gym and came home in shorts and puffer jacket. Why did my mom use that opportunity to announce, "I forgot where I waa but I saw a guy in shorts the other day. White people will wear shorts any time!"
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I didn't feel like changing back into jeans after the gym and came home in shorts and puffer jacket. Why did my mom use that opportunity to announce, "I forgot where I waa but I saw a guy in shorts the other day. White people will wear shorts any time!"
The Kardashians are fascinating as spokespeople. They are unrecognizable every 5th time I see them.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Kardashians are fascinating as spokespeople. They are unrecognizable every 5th time I see them.
Ugh, I'm scared that I might be forced to coach a college football team at this point
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Ugh, I'm scared that I might be forced to coach a college football team at this point
Anyone know if the WNBAPA is pushing for jersey dresses in the CBA. They should bring them back
December 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Anyone know if the WNBAPA is pushing for jersey dresses in the CBA. They should bring them back
The number of emergency podcasts we're getting this week off cfb
a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and a spoon
ALT: a cartoon of winnie the pooh sitting at a table with a bowl of food and a spoon
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The number of emergency podcasts we're getting this week off cfb
The funniest possible outcome of this dude doing a heroic dose of shrooms is him realizing how stupid his longevity project is and then disappearing from the public. That's also the best outcome.
2nd funniest: 4g of golden teacher replaced with penis envy, Azealia Banks crashes the party
2nd funniest: 4g of golden teacher replaced with penis envy, Azealia Banks crashes the party
December 1, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The funniest possible outcome of this dude doing a heroic dose of shrooms is him realizing how stupid his longevity project is and then disappearing from the public. That's also the best outcome.
2nd funniest: 4g of golden teacher replaced with penis envy, Azealia Banks crashes the party
2nd funniest: 4g of golden teacher replaced with penis envy, Azealia Banks crashes the party
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The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
37-year-old quit her $390,000 Google job after saving up $1.5 million—see the 'no buy checklist' that helps her spend less
She left a $390,000-a-year job and now uses a simple set of rules to make her savings last in Switzerland.
www.cnbc.com
November 30, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The secret to early retirement; dine out rarely, fly economy and be a Google employee making $390,000/year married to a fellow Google employee 17 years older than you who likely makes twice as much as you.
Ovation shows Christmas heist movies. Girl, I guess.
December 1, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ovation shows Christmas heist movies. Girl, I guess.