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Sporks Pantalones

@sporks.bsky.social

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[ON HIATUS] My mom thinks I'm pretty cool [she/her] I WILL REPOST YOUR PET, DON'T TEST ME (please test me, I love your pets) No ALT text, no repost

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kiyoshi kurosabrah @monolithbrah.bsky.social · 7h

ever since i was a young boy i knew i wanted to subscribe to a battle pass

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 6h

the ladies! the ladies!

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

"which of these purse charms looks more bisexual to you" a normal question I just asked my poor husband who also once referred to a mossy green car as "the color of pudding." so, you know,

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 7h

Listen, you *shakes coffee-mug fist*

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Ash Parrish @adashtra.bsky.social · 7h

On the one hand Canada winning its first ever World Cup or whatever would be just another PERFECT object lesson for this administration. The symbolism is not just on the nose it's your whole fucking face
OTOH we cannot let drake have a win no matter how remote/tangential

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celine @cetaillefer.bsky.social · 8h

acing my rorschach tests because i can name every little guy on those cards. that's inside out spongebob. cyclops bart simpson. soft serve smaug. clearly tall tamagotchi. that's my mom

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 9h

Tried to sneak a photo of a cute doggo and accidentally had long exposure on and I believe I have created man’s greatest expression of art

A white poodle leans out an suv with neon light streaks flashing across the surface of the car

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 8h

PFFT (hashtag sports)

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 8h

INCREDIBLE NO NOTES

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 8h

this movie is pretty ok except Nic Cage is in a different movie and his haircut is in yet another different movie. Also THEE MOST UNREALISTIC THING is Eva Mendes all dolled up for a date getting stood up asking a waiter if he thinks she's pretty and he being like "blank stare IDK"

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 10h

tonight's #NicTober feature is: Ghost Rider

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 8h

you have not!
let's see, I might have forgotten...we were randomly exhausted one day after Dr stuff and came home and Con Air was on and I was like "what if: NicTober"
so far only: Renfield, Longlegs, National Treasure, and The Rock

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 9h

The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 8h

on and off but not posting about it what with the gallbladderectomy and all the everything

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Fishtopher and Friends @fishtopher.bsky.social · 9h

happy birthday to this little guy!! 3 years ago is fishtopher's intake/rescue date

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat with green eyes, sits and looks out above the camera. He looks happy and his eyes have a bit of a sparkle in them.

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 10h

tonight's #NicTober feature is: Ghost Rider

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Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 10h

THEY WERE PLAYING THE NEVERENDING STORY SONG SO JUST PICTURE ME MOTORING AROUND WITH MY PONCHO FLOWING MAJESTICALLY BEHIND ME AS A CASIO KEYBOARD SOLO PLAYS

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 11h

I'M GONNA PUT MY FKN PONCHO ON AND GO BUY SOME BIG-ASS CANDY BARS TO HAND OUT ON HALLOWEEN

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 11h

I'M GONNA PUT MY FKN PONCHO ON AND GO BUY SOME BIG-ASS CANDY BARS TO HAND OUT ON HALLOWEEN

Sporks Pantalones @sporks.bsky.social · 12h

"the 9s keep falling off" has me 🤣 😭
some days I'm glad my body broke and I can't work anymore cause I'd be one of those dudes dealing with the 9s all over the floor