celine
@cetaillefer.bsky.social
writer, narrative designer, cat lady, tired || makeoutcreek.itch.io || she/her
blessings upon the households that shovel AND salt their sidewalks, they have seen the face of god
December 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
blessings upon the households that shovel AND salt their sidewalks, they have seen the face of god
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
You Won't Believe How Fast This Officer Worker Demolished An Air Fryer Full of Random Freezer Bits and Bobs
December 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
You Won't Believe How Fast This Officer Worker Demolished An Air Fryer Full of Random Freezer Bits and Bobs
you know, whoever team 4 hires for creative director of overwatch, i hope it's someone who just sends it with the shipping.
December 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
you know, whoever team 4 hires for creative director of overwatch, i hope it's someone who just sends it with the shipping.
what things would you be responsible for introducing to everyone in the nursing home? i'll start:
1) making everyone watch the leftovers
2) making everyone play chrono trigger
3) making everyone read homestuck
1) making everyone watch the leftovers
2) making everyone play chrono trigger
3) making everyone read homestuck
December 8, 2025 at 1:58 PM
what things would you be responsible for introducing to everyone in the nursing home? i'll start:
1) making everyone watch the leftovers
2) making everyone play chrono trigger
3) making everyone read homestuck
1) making everyone watch the leftovers
2) making everyone play chrono trigger
3) making everyone read homestuck
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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![[me, trapped in Lalande 21185 observational simulation hell #43233, circa common era one million]
[glowing six-eyed lizard creature, i call him "pat"] so it's like every species has this petroleum gap they have to get over
[me] oh i know exactly what you mean
[pat] like you shoot up to industrial civilization status because of fossil fuels, and then there's like this timer running, can you use the free energy of the fossil fuels to transition to a better energy source before you either run out or wreck your climate
[me] we did the climate thing
[pat] yeah we were totally blindsided. we had a series of glacier formations trapping giant methane bubbles so we were off to feedback loop city before we even noticed the carbon ppm was rising
[me] we actually saw it coming. we had like 100 years between us figuring out that carbon was affecting our climate and the system first going nonlinear
[pat] oh damn how did you allocate your resources during that time
[me] *slowly takes a deep breath*
[me] *deep breath*](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2aebn3xk5t63net43eeepire/bafkreihn7ifncu2wwlwwr54il6ocopyvn5xduxs3kedpuhu3bvelxs7jxq@jpeg)
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(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
(to the tune of eleanor rigby) eleanor rigby
"why am i experiencing non-specific anxiety spikes this morning?" (sees vyvanse still safely nestled in pill box) "ah,,"
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"why am i experiencing non-specific anxiety spikes this morning?" (sees vyvanse still safely nestled in pill box) "ah,,"
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(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
December 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
(living an unexamined life) yaaaaaay haha yay wheeeeee
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Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
December 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Girl Guides of Canada has made a statement, likely in response to the cowardly decisions of Girlguiding UK. 🏳️⚧️
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oh HEY peeps -- Cold Magic at $2 on Kindle. Book one of my Afro-Celtic post-Roman regency icepunk fantasy adventure trilogy, with Phoenician spies, well-dressed men, revolutionary women, and (of course) lawyer dinosaurs.
Oooh! Ooh, Cold Magic, the first in Kate Elliott's Spiritwalker trilogy, is on $2 sale on Amazon! I am not a bit exaggerating when I say these books helped save my sanity, I was re-reading them when the hurricane hit and in the aftermath they gave me a wonderful place to escape to.
Cold Magic (The Spiritwalker Trilogy Book 1)
Cold Magic (The Spiritwalker Trilogy Book 1) - Kindle edition by Elliott, Kate. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Cold Magic (The Spiritwalker Trilogy Book 1).
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December 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
oh HEY peeps -- Cold Magic at $2 on Kindle. Book one of my Afro-Celtic post-Roman regency icepunk fantasy adventure trilogy, with Phoenician spies, well-dressed men, revolutionary women, and (of course) lawyer dinosaurs.
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HORSES by Andrea Lucco Borlera & @santaragione.com releases today! Banned from Steam, available basically everywhere else, you can already preorder it on GOG and it costs only 5 euros/dollars. I've played it but I can't say anything yet: just buy it.
December 2, 2025 at 8:35 AM
HORSES by Andrea Lucco Borlera & @santaragione.com releases today! Banned from Steam, available basically everywhere else, you can already preorder it on GOG and it costs only 5 euros/dollars. I've played it but I can't say anything yet: just buy it.
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the "religious student failed for her opinions" story that's circulating is hella infuriating not just because it's a non-issue (the paper was terrible and should've been failed) but also because it's bringing out every edgelord who thinks it's funny to reshelve the bible in the fiction section
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
the "religious student failed for her opinions" story that's circulating is hella infuriating not just because it's a non-issue (the paper was terrible and should've been failed) but also because it's bringing out every edgelord who thinks it's funny to reshelve the bible in the fiction section
god bless square brackets when want to get the thing down before you forget but haven't completely fleshed it out yet
![a text screenshot that reads: "Post Alpha: If Raven rescues too many adventurers, or encourages too many unrescued adventurers to find alternatives to working in the factory, Leoplover Bluff makes him collect moon flax for the factory to make up for it. If Raven does not collect moon flax/continues to rescue adventurers and makes Leoplover really mad, he gets [consequences]."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hqcl4f5rvdmqqwk2ntqekcqr/bafkreiewvdlq6bfekb2kmfdwzncs66el3cgnd7novsclgco4tchivo544e@jpeg)
November 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
god bless square brackets when want to get the thing down before you forget but haven't completely fleshed it out yet
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
the game can still feel like OW1 sometimes
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
the game can still feel like OW1 sometimes
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My comics are always PWYW on my itch page but feel free to toss a couple bucks my way! I’ve had some expensive vet bills/regular bills this year ~ virginiapaine.itch.io
November 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
My comics are always PWYW on my itch page but feel free to toss a couple bucks my way! I’ve had some expensive vet bills/regular bills this year ~ virginiapaine.itch.io
vendetta's backstory in the overwatch lore is she's pissed that reaper killed her arms dealer dad, and doomfist took advantage of the power vacuum, right? what if blizzard makes "widow killed gerard of her own volition" canon and the upcoming fight is between widow and vendetta for talon leadership
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
vendetta's backstory in the overwatch lore is she's pissed that reaper killed her arms dealer dad, and doomfist took advantage of the power vacuum, right? what if blizzard makes "widow killed gerard of her own volition" canon and the upcoming fight is between widow and vendetta for talon leadership
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the pitch perfect weirdness of PENDA'S FEN
October 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the pitch perfect weirdness of PENDA'S FEN
you gotta watch this movie (and then listen to this episode)
This week's SBG bonus episode is on PENDA'S FEN, a striking BBC teleplay from 1974 wherein an incredibly uptight young man through a series of increasingly anomalous encounters learns to interrogate British identity, personal history, sexuality, religion, and more: www.patreon.com/posts/shelve...
November 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
you gotta watch this movie (and then listen to this episode)
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a world without trans people has never existed and never will
April 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
a world without trans people has never existed and never will
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whoever jumpscared me with the ending of homeward bound 5 minutes before a meeting - stop that. don't do that.
November 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
whoever jumpscared me with the ending of homeward bound 5 minutes before a meeting - stop that. don't do that.