Jordan Hass
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I'm going to try and sleep....
My late night thought is...
"What if I ate rice Krispy treat and watched Digimon tomorrow morning?"
My late night thought is...
"What if I ate rice Krispy treat and watched Digimon tomorrow morning?"
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'm going to try and sleep....
My late night thought is...
"What if I ate rice Krispy treat and watched Digimon tomorrow morning?"
My late night thought is...
"What if I ate rice Krispy treat and watched Digimon tomorrow morning?"
I hope things get better. I need to sleep.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
I hope things get better. I need to sleep.
but guys, he financed that funny award show with Scott the Woz, you guys, Scott the Woz!
December 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
but guys, he financed that funny award show with Scott the Woz, you guys, Scott the Woz!
It sucks because Dan is my favorite Street Fighter character
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 AM
It sucks because Dan is my favorite Street Fighter character
youtu.be/yv_2ebdPqh4?...
Honestly, been enjoying watching videos of seemingly nice people play arcade games enough to win a Nintendo Switch 2.
It seems very doable at Round 1, which I feel is the best of the arcades (because I like anime and import cabinets a little too much)
Honestly, been enjoying watching videos of seemingly nice people play arcade games enough to win a Nintendo Switch 2.
It seems very doable at Round 1, which I feel is the best of the arcades (because I like anime and import cabinets a little too much)
December 13, 2025 at 5:20 AM
youtu.be/yv_2ebdPqh4?...
Honestly, been enjoying watching videos of seemingly nice people play arcade games enough to win a Nintendo Switch 2.
It seems very doable at Round 1, which I feel is the best of the arcades (because I like anime and import cabinets a little too much)
Honestly, been enjoying watching videos of seemingly nice people play arcade games enough to win a Nintendo Switch 2.
It seems very doable at Round 1, which I feel is the best of the arcades (because I like anime and import cabinets a little too much)
I still don't have a switch 2
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I still don't have a switch 2
you would've loved devolver digital when e3 was a thing
This is the video of 2025 oh my god it’s so much more entertaining than the actual TGA’s
It feels so fake- Scott is the main host of a GameStop award video and GameStop just let him write how he normally does with no restrains to the point Scott can even dig at GameStop for fun too it’s so funny 😭
It feels so fake- Scott is the main host of a GameStop award video and GameStop just let him write how he normally does with no restrains to the point Scott can even dig at GameStop for fun too it’s so funny 😭
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
you would've loved devolver digital when e3 was a thing
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Short answer: we can't. Long answer: privileged Wallstreet Boys club is above us mere mortals. GameStop-gate proved how rigged the system is, yet nobody but a few nerds bat an eye. It's "stupid videogames, who cares, right?". Stock market ruins everything it touches for "infinite growth" aka cancer.
December 12, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Short answer: we can't. Long answer: privileged Wallstreet Boys club is above us mere mortals. GameStop-gate proved how rigged the system is, yet nobody but a few nerds bat an eye. It's "stupid videogames, who cares, right?". Stock market ruins everything it touches for "infinite growth" aka cancer.
remember, GameStop was slated for bankruptcy, but then the stonk brahs boosted GME out of it, so the CEO took the money and spent it on NFTs and Crypto, and buddied with Trump-corpos (right down to the anti-dei) and even though there was a Target-style Boycott....
YOUTUBER NEED MONEY, HE'S FRIEND!
YOUTUBER NEED MONEY, HE'S FRIEND!
December 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
remember, GameStop was slated for bankruptcy, but then the stonk brahs boosted GME out of it, so the CEO took the money and spent it on NFTs and Crypto, and buddied with Trump-corpos (right down to the anti-dei) and even though there was a Target-style Boycott....
YOUTUBER NEED MONEY, HE'S FRIEND!
YOUTUBER NEED MONEY, HE'S FRIEND!
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Seeing Caddicarus, Scott the Woz, and many others collaborating with Asmongold for a GameStop video is just… wrong.
OH, IT GOT WORSE
(tbf, this is one of the ads in between the actual thing but still)
(tbf, this is one of the ads in between the actual thing but still)
December 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Seeing Caddicarus, Scott the Woz, and many others collaborating with Asmongold for a GameStop video is just… wrong.
I hope it was such a success, everybody forgets about the CEO blaming diversity and wokeness on closing down hundreds of stores and losing thousands of jobs
Because that silly little scamp Scott the Woz was there with Mega 64, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and Asmongold. ♥️
Because that silly little scamp Scott the Woz was there with Mega 64, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and Asmongold. ♥️
December 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I hope it was such a success, everybody forgets about the CEO blaming diversity and wokeness on closing down hundreds of stores and losing thousands of jobs
Because that silly little scamp Scott the Woz was there with Mega 64, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and Asmongold. ♥️
Because that silly little scamp Scott the Woz was there with Mega 64, The Angry Video Game Nerd, and Asmongold. ♥️
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youtu.be/PWqtd8T3NbM?... lots of great name jokes here but 'i'm the joker I worked at subway for a year and a half' probably gets me the most
CGI Fridays - S2 E2 - finding a chef
YouTube video by Jack Bensinger
youtu.be
December 12, 2025 at 10:51 PM
youtu.be/PWqtd8T3NbM?... lots of great name jokes here but 'i'm the joker I worked at subway for a year and a half' probably gets me the most
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Wild.
I get that we're talking about gaming in the mid-2020s, but this one's still tough to get the ol' noodle around.
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Wild.
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Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
MOUNT POCONO, PA—Delivering a highly anticipated speech about the state of the economy, President Donald Trump doubled down this week on his claim that groceries were a hoax perpetrated by Democrats. ...
theonion.com
December 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
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U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1 trillion.
Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed seven straight audits.
This is the military industrial complex on steroids.
Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed seven straight audits.
This is the military industrial complex on steroids.
December 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
U.S. military spending is set to hit a record $1 trillion.
Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed seven straight audits.
This is the military industrial complex on steroids.
Roughly half of defense spending goes to private contractors that routinely price-gouge the government.
Meanwhile, the Pentagon has failed seven straight audits.
This is the military industrial complex on steroids.
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I've got the playlist from the game adwards going while doing some stuff, and you wouldn't believe how quickly i tripped over myself trying to skip this
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I've got the playlist from the game adwards going while doing some stuff, and you wouldn't believe how quickly i tripped over myself trying to skip this
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When they switch the *typeface*
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
When they switch the *typeface*
I wish I could glow up like this
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I wish I could glow up like this
but guys
Scott the Woz is So Funny
Scott the Woz is So Funny
December 12, 2025 at 7:29 AM
but guys
Scott the Woz is So Funny
Scott the Woz is So Funny
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Am I wrong folks???
@outrun2019.bsky.social Megaman is back aka the mcrib of gaming
December 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Am I wrong folks???
what a day for mikeys
December 12, 2025 at 5:00 AM
what a day for mikeys