Jordan Hass
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Game Show Expert, Video Game Contrarian, Voice Over For Hire and Comedic Genius. JordanHass.com
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hoping things get better soon 😭♥️
a cartoon character is sleeping on a pillow with his eyes closed .
ALT: a cartoon character is sleeping on a pillow with his eyes closed .
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 9:11 AM
hoping things get better soon 😭♥️
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SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.
Booooooo.
Booooooo.
December 14, 2025 at 6:17 AM
SNL used AI art tonight, multiple times.
Booooooo.
Booooooo.
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The bums at SNL are using AI on Weekend Update
December 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The bums at SNL are using AI on Weekend Update
One dumb idea I had was a Doritos and Dew Master Pairing, taste testing every Doritos and Mountain Dew flavor possible.
Because MOVE OVER YU-GI-OH, **I'M** THE KING OF GAMES
Because MOVE OVER YU-GI-OH, **I'M** THE KING OF GAMES
December 14, 2025 at 7:49 AM
One dumb idea I had was a Doritos and Dew Master Pairing, taste testing every Doritos and Mountain Dew flavor possible.
Because MOVE OVER YU-GI-OH, **I'M** THE KING OF GAMES
Because MOVE OVER YU-GI-OH, **I'M** THE KING OF GAMES
One day, I will play this silly anime party game on stream with friends.
that is if I still have friends when this is all over.
youtu.be/YCA9a34bdRo?...
that is if I still have friends when this is all over.
youtu.be/YCA9a34bdRo?...
Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba – Sweep the Board - All Minigames & Boss Fights [4K 60FPS]
YouTube video by Red Venom Corp.
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 AM
One day, I will play this silly anime party game on stream with friends.
that is if I still have friends when this is all over.
youtu.be/YCA9a34bdRo?...
that is if I still have friends when this is all over.
youtu.be/YCA9a34bdRo?...
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Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
December 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Local restaurant listing this menu item as "girl dinner" speaks to me in the craziest way
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In Anders II: The Cursed Coast, you face off against Martin and the No Object Permanence Gang
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
In Anders II: The Cursed Coast, you face off against Martin and the No Object Permanence Gang
I'm nearly 40 and what I have learned is... actually anime is pretty good, as long as you don't have annoying people in your ear.
Also, I learned video games were really great when they weren't just meant for "content" (eSports is content)
And finally, you can eat a whole bag of salad as an adult
Also, I learned video games were really great when they weren't just meant for "content" (eSports is content)
And finally, you can eat a whole bag of salad as an adult
December 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm nearly 40 and what I have learned is... actually anime is pretty good, as long as you don't have annoying people in your ear.
Also, I learned video games were really great when they weren't just meant for "content" (eSports is content)
And finally, you can eat a whole bag of salad as an adult
Also, I learned video games were really great when they weren't just meant for "content" (eSports is content)
And finally, you can eat a whole bag of salad as an adult
I am with all of you, it's been a wild ride, but it's an end of an era.
Thank you for everything, Deku from My Hero Academia!
Thank you for everything, Deku from My Hero Academia!
December 14, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I am with all of you, it's been a wild ride, but it's an end of an era.
Thank you for everything, Deku from My Hero Academia!
Thank you for everything, Deku from My Hero Academia!
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Watching a video of someone disassembling a GameCube, and my word what an elegantly assembled system. Just perfect.
December 14, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Watching a video of someone disassembling a GameCube, and my word what an elegantly assembled system. Just perfect.
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kind of incredible how amazing sting's retirement run in aew went and how wwe fumbled just about everything in cena's retirement run. wild
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
kind of incredible how amazing sting's retirement run in aew went and how wwe fumbled just about everything in cena's retirement run. wild
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in big 2026 ai will finally die and we'll all be getting a copy of the new yoshi game
December 14, 2025 at 3:43 AM
in big 2026 ai will finally die and we'll all be getting a copy of the new yoshi game
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I actually laughed at the SNL bit about the Warner Brothers tour
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I actually laughed at the SNL bit about the Warner Brothers tour
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John Cena def. DEIRS in his final match via pinfall after a run-in by steve bannon. Triple h can't stop crying on the ramp as the show ends. 4.5 stars from meltzer somehow
December 14, 2025 at 4:03 AM
John Cena def. DEIRS in his final match via pinfall after a run-in by steve bannon. Triple h can't stop crying on the ramp as the show ends. 4.5 stars from meltzer somehow
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Celebrate with the John Cena Funko Pop
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Celebrate with the John Cena Funko Pop
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Tree: UP
Holly: JOLLY
Shirt: YES
Oh yeah, it's crimbo time
Holly: JOLLY
Shirt: YES
Oh yeah, it's crimbo time
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Tree: UP
Holly: JOLLY
Shirt: YES
Oh yeah, it's crimbo time
Holly: JOLLY
Shirt: YES
Oh yeah, it's crimbo time
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41. Dick Grayson is bisexual. Jason Todd is bisexual. Stephanie Brown is bisexual. Damian… I dunno, we’ll see
December 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
41. Dick Grayson is bisexual. Jason Todd is bisexual. Stephanie Brown is bisexual. Damian… I dunno, we’ll see
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Excited to announce that my next book, I AM THE NIGHT, not only has a great cover but is available for pre-order now: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
December 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Excited to announce that my next book, I AM THE NIGHT, not only has a great cover but is available for pre-order now: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
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You can watch our episode on the game for a thorough history of its development, an exploration of its oft-forgotten features, and to see how the hell you actually go about beating the seemingly impossible challenge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8A4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8A4...
Takeshi's Challenge - Bad Game Hall of Fame
YouTube video by Bad Game Hall of Fame
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
You can watch our episode on the game for a thorough history of its development, an exploration of its oft-forgotten features, and to see how the hell you actually go about beating the seemingly impossible challenge.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8A4...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8A4...