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Lazear
@lazear.bsky.social
Designer of user experiences. Rockies baseball fan. Movie Nerd. Views expressed are my own and not an employers. Reposts are not endorsements, but rather a part of a dark ritual to summon Tiamat to our realm and away from the forgotten realms.
So fuck Josh.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Once I had accommodations in college like extended test times or using a word processing software rather than written bluebooks my GPA went from like a 2.5 to a 3.6. I have 4.0 in grad school now because of it. None of that happens if my slower physical processing isnt taken into account.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I have processing disorder on top of ADD. Written tests were difficult for me because I literally could not force my hands to keep up with my brain. I knew the answers and if but I routinely got C and Ds in high school because I couldn't complete the tests in time.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Woah woah woah donald, youre gonna have the JD look into the fuckery that JP Morgan Chase was doing in the 00s through the 10s? Don't threaten me with a good time.
November 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Legit lol at "I looked it up on Chat GPT."
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Hes gonna try and claim Maxine Waters made him tweet this, isn't he?
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 AM
*starts pouring bleach into my ears to try and erase this from my brain.
November 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Plot twist, theyre the same time lines.
November 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If he had reveled against Fred the right way he'd be on his 7th Tony campaign as producer of hit Broadway musicals, beloved by the theater going masses. Instead he's persona non grata amongst the people he so desperately wants acceptance from.

Truly a Greek tragedy.
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hes apparently also Nixon, plagued by a Deep Throat no matter where he goes.
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Welp time to wander off into the dessert, to never see the internet again.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I warned you.
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Both, but also do not look "epstein, trump, Bill clinton" right now.
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Great now ive got that song stuck in my head.
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Not just in the files, man has a starring role (name pun absolutely intended)
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Its better than when he had the Weekend write the song for the last one. Going from Celine Dieon to the weekend was a major downgrade.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM