Scrooge McDucky 🦆
@justducky.bsky.social
Kindness is the real punk rock. I am the terror that flaps in the night. Middle aged and nerdy. I send duck pics, not dick pics. Here for banter and general shenanigans. Gimme a dollar. Originally from the 919, IYKYK
https://ngl.link/justducky2
https://ngl.link/justducky2
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A bit about me, since a lot of y’all don’t know me from the other place. I go by Ducky. I’m turning 50 in a little over 2 weeks. I’m divorced with 2 amazing sons, and a pretty decent ex wife. I’m an ally. I’ve been into comics and Doctor Who for longer than I care to remember. 1/
@profanity.accountant let’s see my numbers.
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 AM
@profanity.accountant let’s see my numbers.
“Am I the only one who’s noticed that Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption is sitting to my right?”
November 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
“Am I the only one who’s noticed that Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption is sitting to my right?”
Then they ought to high key tell me. 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Then they ought to high key tell me. 🤣
Reposted by Scrooge McDucky 🦆
Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
It’s my last night with the Ducklings for 2 weeks. Hit me up with whatever you wanna say.
ngl.link/justducky2
ngl.link/justducky2
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s my last night with the Ducklings for 2 weeks. Hit me up with whatever you wanna say.
ngl.link/justducky2
ngl.link/justducky2
An assemblage of the greatest basketball talent on the planet in 1992.
And Christian Laettner is there too.
And Christian Laettner is there too.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
An assemblage of the greatest basketball talent on the planet in 1992.
And Christian Laettner is there too.
And Christian Laettner is there too.
Amelia Bedelia And Mrs. Rogers Share A Toy
November 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Amelia Bedelia And Mrs. Rogers Share A Toy
My name is Ducky and I approve of this message.
Mallard duck seen on the Niagara River with unusual coloring
November 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
My name is Ducky and I approve of this message.
This woman is a genius. You all should be following her.
Since we’re referring to pussy, why don’t we say “eating meowt.”
November 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This woman is a genius. You all should be following her.
This is the content that keeps me coming back to this app.
CharCOOTERie
November 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is the content that keeps me coming back to this app.
Paddington Eats The Brown Family
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Paddington Eats The Brown Family
Encyclopedia Brown In “What’s That Hobo Doing To Bugs Meany?”
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Encyclopedia Brown In “What’s That Hobo Doing To Bugs Meany?”
The Hardy Boys And The Mystery Of Who Mom Likes Better
November 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
The Hardy Boys And The Mystery Of Who Mom Likes Better
Nancy Drew And The Case Of The Haunted Vibrator
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Nancy Drew And The Case Of The Haunted Vibrator
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Ducks
Dolphins
Sharks
Coyotes
Bobcats
I live out in the country, I could keep going. 🤣
Ducks
Dolphins
Sharks
Coyotes
Bobcats
I live out in the country, I could keep going. 🤣
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Humpback whale
Moose
Raccoon dog
Chinese red headed centipede
Musk deer
Humpback whale
Moose
Raccoon dog
Chinese red headed centipede
Musk deer
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Beluga whale
Canadian Lynx
Mountain Ermine
Golden Eagle
Turkey Vulture
Beluga whale
Canadian Lynx
Mountain Ermine
Golden Eagle
Turkey Vulture
November 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Ducks
Dolphins
Sharks
Coyotes
Bobcats
I live out in the country, I could keep going. 🤣
Ducks
Dolphins
Sharks
Coyotes
Bobcats
I live out in the country, I could keep going. 🤣
Your Dad Got Laid Off And Christmas Is Cancelled, Charlie Brown
you’ll shoot your eye out, Charlie Brown
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Your Dad Got Laid Off And Christmas Is Cancelled, Charlie Brown
Had a cherry turnover for lunch.
What?
What?
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Had a cherry turnover for lunch.
What?
What?
My Christmas shopping is done (I think) and I didn’t even have to leave the house to do it.
Now…
Anyone wanna come help me wrap it when it gets here?
Now…
Anyone wanna come help me wrap it when it gets here?
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My Christmas shopping is done (I think) and I didn’t even have to leave the house to do it.
Now…
Anyone wanna come help me wrap it when it gets here?
Now…
Anyone wanna come help me wrap it when it gets here?
🎶If you lose your one and only
There’s always room here for the lonely
To watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon🎶
There’s always room here for the lonely
To watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon🎶
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🎶If you lose your one and only
There’s always room here for the lonely
To watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon🎶
There’s always room here for the lonely
To watch your broken dreams dance in and out of the beams of a neon moon🎶
Type in your zodiac gif and see what comes up. Post your favorite one
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Type in your zodiac gif and see what comes up. Post your favorite one
Resting pie face over here.
I am currently afflicted with
resting turkey face
resting turkey face
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Resting pie face over here.
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Conway Twitty (seriously!)
Black Sabbath
Darius Rucker
Dexter And The Moonrocks
Quiet Riot
Conway Twitty (seriously!)
Black Sabbath
Darius Rucker
Dexter And The Moonrocks
Quiet Riot
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Tool (x2)
Radiohead (x3)
Hozier
Chvrches
The White Stripes
Tool (x2)
Radiohead (x3)
Hozier
Chvrches
The White Stripes
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to.
The Replacements
Lenny Kravitz
Air Supply
Dawes
Bonnie Raitt
The Replacements
Lenny Kravitz
Air Supply
Dawes
Bonnie Raitt
November 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to
Conway Twitty (seriously!)
Black Sabbath
Darius Rucker
Dexter And The Moonrocks
Quiet Riot
Conway Twitty (seriously!)
Black Sabbath
Darius Rucker
Dexter And The Moonrocks
Quiet Riot