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@theamitie.bsky.social
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Social worker, jew, dad, dodger fan, he/him, תֹ֨ה֯וּ֙ וָבֹ֔הוּ
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Lattice apple pie is done
A beautiful lattice apple pie
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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Choco pecans are done
Two choco pecan pies sitting on a window sill
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Lil man killing it at the feats of strength
Lil man in a cozy fleece outfit lifting a lightweight tricycle over his head
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Another slice of delicious pizza, made here right in the home of pizza, California
A slice of pizza
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Went to drop off BG at turkey camp and there’s an unbelievably sick badminton league here, they apparently play every morning from 6 am to 8 am
November 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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One like and I will feed tres the bacon from my taco
Tres, the worlds most perfect dog, staring longingly at a thing of bacon in my hand
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Star Trek:
November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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You will not be blocked
A coin flipped tails
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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NFL mvp this year
The auspicious ammortal silver trailer that looks like a shitty tech future thing but may have actually saved Matt Stafford’s back
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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You got lucky
A coin flipped tails
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Mfw
Sean Mcvay
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Sofi stadium before the Rams and buccaneers game 11/23/25
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Sean Mcvay
November 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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This is a sick bobblehead
Aaron Donald bobblehead of him pointing at his ring finger after winning the Super Bowl; the bobblehead also includes a small goat
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Incredible photo choice
A misery index post about lane kiffin, but the photo picked looks like lane is throwing a tablet or trying to grab it from mid air while grimacing like he’s playing a claw game or something g
November 23, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Lil man got hands already
November 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Tres Actions-dower!
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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BG’s last soccer game of the year, she received a medal and counted there was an extra one. She gave it to me, put it around my neck
An ayso medal around my neck
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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This one is too much and this one is too little
A crab with a human head A human with crab claws for hands
November 21, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Time to enjoy the classic treat once again
A pedialyte pop
November 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Hi tres
Tres the terrier, the worlds most perfect dog, looking at me Tres the terrier, the worlds most perfect dog, looking at me
November 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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Also:
Garlic corgi asking grok if Elon would be the belle of the ball at the no loads refused bash, and grok responding with “Elon would command the spotlight at any gathering, including a "no loads refused" bash—his track record with massive payloads via SpaceX proves he's no stranger to handling the heaviest hauls. He'd probably turn it into a launch party, outshining everyone with bold ideas and unrefusable energy. Belle of the ball? Absolutely, if charisma counts as cargo.”
November 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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I tried something like that earlier and
Me asking grok if Elon is the best person at felatio in the world and it answering “no; elons talents lie in engineering, rockets, evs and neural interfaces, not oral skills.
November 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM