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who up glemting on they honkey
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 PM
who up glemting on they honkey
Fæn du har glemt å skru på honkey modus
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Fæn du har glemt å skru på honkey modus
Need burger immediately
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Need burger immediately
Oi babe you ain't no beans
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Oi babe you ain't no beans
Everything ok in there babe? It's just your doing some really dense poos? No I'm not trying to listen in, they're just splashing hella loud
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Everything ok in there babe? It's just your doing some really dense poos? No I'm not trying to listen in, they're just splashing hella loud
Bro just shit his ass
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bro just shit his ass
Burger king deposed by military junta
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Burger king deposed by military junta
Music theory less as this is why things sound good more as the root note of this chord is the blood of the archon
November 24, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Music theory less as this is why things sound good more as the root note of this chord is the blood of the archon
Working from the hovel and waiting on a package, sneaking a peep through the window at any and all noises like I've been up for 36 hours on the beak
November 24, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Working from the hovel and waiting on a package, sneaking a peep through the window at any and all noises like I've been up for 36 hours on the beak
They done a blood dracula yet?
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 AM
They done a blood dracula yet?
Unmuting to ask if we can take 5 for a wank
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Unmuting to ask if we can take 5 for a wank
Cursing my foemen
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Cursing my foemen
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Okay but if I asked someone to jump and they said "how high?" I would be a little annoyed. Just fucking do a jump I don't need pedantry.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Okay but if I asked someone to jump and they said "how high?" I would be a little annoyed. Just fucking do a jump I don't need pedantry.
Heh heh we nearly got stunted on by Mason Rudolph and dem bois
November 23, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Heh heh we nearly got stunted on by Mason Rudolph and dem bois
We explored your boyfriend's nut bag from 30,000 ft
November 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We explored your boyfriend's nut bag from 30,000 ft
S C R O T A L
B O M B A R D M E N T
B O M B A R D M E N T
November 23, 2025 at 6:52 PM
S C R O T A L
B O M B A R D M E N T
B O M B A R D M E N T
Aaron Rodgers is an anagram of Stinky Todgers
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Aaron Rodgers is an anagram of Stinky Todgers
Says here you've been doing a fuck? Did you check in with the Sexman? No? Well you'll have to consult the Sexologist to remove his putrid curse.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Says here you've been doing a fuck? Did you check in with the Sexman? No? Well you'll have to consult the Sexologist to remove his putrid curse.
Changing my lock screen to Deli Meats and barking at my phone all day
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Changing my lock screen to Deli Meats and barking at my phone all day
I'm built like this btw
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I'm built like this btw
Canonically Legend of Zelda is set in the Black Country so in the film they should have thick Brummie accents
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Canonically Legend of Zelda is set in the Black Country so in the film they should have thick Brummie accents
Flushing myself down the toilet to use the sewers as fast travel
November 23, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Flushing myself down the toilet to use the sewers as fast travel
Boku No Charlie Sheen
November 23, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Boku No Charlie Sheen
Shin Megami Workplace Conflict Resolution Seminar
November 23, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Shin Megami Workplace Conflict Resolution Seminar