Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Empty inside, full-figured outside
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ⓘ this user is a jerk
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Forrest Plump
@nahyoudoit.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Damn, boy. Are you a bean bag chair?
Because I’m never going to get off.
Because I’m never going to get off.
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I’m no therapist, but maybe you should stop gauging how much you love someone by how many mental breakdowns they make you have.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m no therapist, but maybe you should stop gauging how much you love someone by how many mental breakdowns they make you have.
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“AI is going to replace you.”
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
October 17, 2025 at 4:18 AM
“AI is going to replace you.”
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
I hope so. I can’t take this shit anymore.
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If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
If you’re going to be depressed, please do it during work hours so you can get paid to cry. Let’s not give in to capitalism, not even a little bit.
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- Am I the only one who...
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
November 7, 2025 at 5:27 AM
- Am I the only one who...
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
- No, you're not the only one. Shut the fuck up.
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“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
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disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
disappointed that moon pies aren’t made from real moon
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I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I completely forgot it was my birthday today because I’m totally humble and shit
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I don’t cope, I cope-ish
November 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I don’t cope, I cope-ish
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
Let’s get drunk and watch old Hitchcock movies
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Let’s get drunk and watch old Hitchcock movies
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I’d love to have tea with you & listen to you tell me what your favorite songs are.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I’d love to have tea with you & listen to you tell me what your favorite songs are.
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Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
November 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Be the reason your local independent bookstore stays in business.
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You don’t grow by winning. You grow by surviving the shitty parts.
October 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
You don’t grow by winning. You grow by surviving the shitty parts.
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Ah yes, let's doom scroll and shitpost instead of reading the million books I've bought this last few weeks.
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Ah yes, let's doom scroll and shitpost instead of reading the million books I've bought this last few weeks.
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Hey girl, are you a conspiracy? Cause I wanna see how deep this thing goes.
November 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hey girl, are you a conspiracy? Cause I wanna see how deep this thing goes.
Let’s get drunk and make out to the sounds of Ok Computer
Let Down
open.spotify.com
November 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Let’s get drunk and make out to the sounds of Ok Computer
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I never steal King Size candy bars because that counts as a felony
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I never steal King Size candy bars because that counts as a felony
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
Are you guys drunk enough yet to find me funny or should I come back later?
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Are you guys drunk enough yet to find me funny or should I come back later?
Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
November 15, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Joke’s on you. Being ignored is my kind of foreplay.
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You can top my sweet potato casserole with your marshmallows if you wanna
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You can top my sweet potato casserole with your marshmallows if you wanna
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
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mr gorbachev, can i suck ur dick
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
mr gorbachev, can i suck ur dick
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Wouldn't it be funny if i had sex again
November 15, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if i had sex again
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Not my ducks, not my row
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not my ducks, not my row