aric
@aghastronaut.com
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
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aric
@aghastronaut.com
· Oct 11
Before you block me, know that I was "a pleasure to have in class" on multiple occasions
Someone could make a decent career from looking kinda like Jim Gaffigan.
January 17, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Someone could make a decent career from looking kinda like Jim Gaffigan.
Let's see what's going on with politics
January 17, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Let's see what's going on with politics
That's probably it for saved posts, right? Don't need any more?
January 17, 2026 at 6:23 AM
That's probably it for saved posts, right? Don't need any more?
They don't tell you this, but your parents will get revenge on you for being a theater kid by joining a community choir.
January 17, 2026 at 6:10 AM
They don't tell you this, but your parents will get revenge on you for being a theater kid by joining a community choir.
[playing Blue Prince and singing, in my head (out loud)]
If I want to read the lore I caaaaaaaaaaan,
But I don't hafta
If I want to read the lore I caaaaaaaaaaan,
But I don't hafta
Okay. Someone requests a song, I'll sing it live on Twitch in ARC Raiders.
If you don't, I'm chilling and smashing down every wall in Blue Prince.
Also, this.
If you don't, I'm chilling and smashing down every wall in Blue Prince.
Also, this.
Trying this again. Do or don't.
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
[playing Blue Prince and singing, in my head (out loud)]
If I want to read the lore I caaaaaaaaaaan,
But I don't hafta
If I want to read the lore I caaaaaaaaaaan,
But I don't hafta
I love you all.
Bluesky, for all its massive faults (cougheveryoneinchargecough), is a place for my thoughts.
But the high I get from virality here doesn't match that of getting some 60-year-old racist white dipshit banned from the local Facebook group while I skirt the rules with my red cape.
Bluesky, for all its massive faults (cougheveryoneinchargecough), is a place for my thoughts.
But the high I get from virality here doesn't match that of getting some 60-year-old racist white dipshit banned from the local Facebook group while I skirt the rules with my red cape.
January 17, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I love you all.
Bluesky, for all its massive faults (cougheveryoneinchargecough), is a place for my thoughts.
But the high I get from virality here doesn't match that of getting some 60-year-old racist white dipshit banned from the local Facebook group while I skirt the rules with my red cape.
Bluesky, for all its massive faults (cougheveryoneinchargecough), is a place for my thoughts.
But the high I get from virality here doesn't match that of getting some 60-year-old racist white dipshit banned from the local Facebook group while I skirt the rules with my red cape.
Okay. Someone requests a song, I'll sing it live on Twitch in ARC Raiders.
If you don't, I'm chilling and smashing down every wall in Blue Prince.
Also, this.
If you don't, I'm chilling and smashing down every wall in Blue Prince.
Also, this.
Trying this again. Do or don't.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
January 17, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Okay. Someone requests a song, I'll sing it live on Twitch in ARC Raiders.
If you don't, I'm chilling and smashing down every wall in Blue Prince.
Also, this.
If you don't, I'm chilling and smashing down every wall in Blue Prince.
Also, this.
being able to interrupt text messages mid-sentence is a good bit
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
being able to interrupt text messages mid-sentence is a good bit
It's just like the Bible said:
Game over, Dennis.
Game over, Dennis.
January 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
It's just like the Bible said:
Game over, Dennis.
Game over, Dennis.
[30+ notifications on Bluesky]
Oh, hell yeah.
[20+ notifications on Facebook]
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell yeah.
[20+ notifications on Facebook]
Oh, hell no.
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 AM
[30+ notifications on Bluesky]
Oh, hell yeah.
[20+ notifications on Facebook]
Oh, hell no.
Oh, hell yeah.
[20+ notifications on Facebook]
Oh, hell no.
Hey, lookit that. A new type of bio to block.
January 17, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Hey, lookit that. A new type of bio to block.
Just a reminder to the out-of-staters. The Minneapolis/St. Paul metropolitan area is known locally as The Twincy (short for The Twin Cities).
January 17, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Just a reminder to the out-of-staters. The Minneapolis/St. Paul metropolitan area is known locally as The Twincy (short for The Twin Cities).
ICE in Crave parking lot in Maple Grove
January 17, 2026 at 12:10 AM
ICE in Crave parking lot in Maple Grove
It'd be fun to be in a me zoo, because of all the attention. But I'd get sick of it after a week.
January 17, 2026 at 12:02 AM
It'd be fun to be in a me zoo, because of all the attention. But I'd get sick of it after a week.
ICE is staying until May.
Which is nice, because they get to see how lovely the place they are destroying is in spring.
Which is nice, because they get to see how lovely the place they are destroying is in spring.
January 16, 2026 at 11:56 PM
ICE is staying until May.
Which is nice, because they get to see how lovely the place they are destroying is in spring.
Which is nice, because they get to see how lovely the place they are destroying is in spring.
Closer to 4k than I should ever have been allowed
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Closer to 4k than I should ever have been allowed
Which video game characters should absolutely not have a doctor-themed spinoff?
January 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Which video game characters should absolutely not have a doctor-themed spinoff?
When they pull out, "ICE Age is Over" is waiting there for anybody who wants it
January 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
When they pull out, "ICE Age is Over" is waiting there for anybody who wants it
I will only ask the dog who the good boy or girl is.
I will never answer.
I will never answer.
January 16, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I will only ask the dog who the good boy or girl is.
I will never answer.
I will never answer.
Which Disney plant is the most attractive?
January 16, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Which Disney plant is the most attractive?
As a kid, it was real weird to ride around with your family in a car that wasn't your regular car.
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
As a kid, it was real weird to ride around with your family in a car that wasn't your regular car.
Reposted by aric
[someone who refers to Disney World as "home"]
So you like my new sweatshirt? It has Dopey on it.
So you like my new sweatshirt? It has Dopey on it.
November 19, 2023 at 10:34 PM
[someone who refers to Disney World as "home"]
So you like my new sweatshirt? It has Dopey on it.
So you like my new sweatshirt? It has Dopey on it.
ICE on all sides of Robbinsdale today. 40th and Xerxes to the East and the New Hope Bowl to the West.
January 16, 2026 at 3:19 PM
ICE on all sides of Robbinsdale today. 40th and Xerxes to the East and the New Hope Bowl to the West.
What if the hockey puck was something the players were angry at? Like injustice?
January 16, 2026 at 6:29 AM
What if the hockey puck was something the players were angry at? Like injustice?
Hold. On. A. Fucking. Second.
Is his shirt too sexy or is he too sexy?
Or is it a paradox where they're too sexy for each other?
Is his shirt too sexy or is he too sexy?
Or is it a paradox where they're too sexy for each other?
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Hold. On. A. Fucking. Second.
Is his shirt too sexy or is he too sexy?
Or is it a paradox where they're too sexy for each other?
Is his shirt too sexy or is he too sexy?
Or is it a paradox where they're too sexy for each other?