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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 5h

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t my old friend autocorrect

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 1d

They have found a cure for poster’s madness, and it might surprise you. It’s depression.

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🥲 you got this

;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 5d

What if I really am asking for a friend? What then? No one would believe us.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 9d

*racking a shotgun as i grill my daughter’s date* do you have a podcast?

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13d

your honor, I believe it was Hoobastank who first said, “I’m not a perfect person”

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 14d

I asked Copilot what the meaning of life is, like I’m a character in an indie movie 😏

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 15d

Everyone’s always going on about 4D chess. Have we forgotten how hard regular chess is? Why not just, “Wow, he’s on another level. He’s playing chess.”

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 16d

A Zoom call that’s just everyone sitting silently in a staring contest. Whoever can do it the longest is crowned CEO.

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 21d

There would be no way to tell if a butterfly was drunk.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 25d

I am currently in another 30 Rock rewatch, so this is important.

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🥲

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RIP, the inventor of the microwave. Pouring some lukewarm coffee out of a scalding hot cup for you.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 26d

To protest the Meta glasses, I won’t even wear my normal glasses. Gonna bump into a lamp post, don’t care.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 28d

Them: When I tell you…
Me: *puts a finger over their lips* shhh please don’t tell me.

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Pinot Evil @pinotevil.bsky.social · Sep 13

“I just love a man in uniform”

…drunk me, to my garden gnome.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 12

How do you acquire heirloom tomatoes? Do they have to be left to you in a will

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 11

Next time

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 11

You don’t wanna mess with me, I’m drinking whiskey out of a ramekin because I have no clean cups. I’m an animal.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 10

You ever get distracted in a meeting because you started thinking about how well you were paying attention for once 😏 No, me neither 😏

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 9

Lyft: Your driver is arriving in 8 minutes.
Me: They’re not moving at all.
Lyft: I know, isn’t it crazy? Life’s crazy 🫠

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 8

Do you think Monday likes itself?

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 7

Every time I’ve heard the term “brand activation” it’s been against my will.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 6

If I had an ALT I’d probably still DEL everything. Because my anxiety CTRLs me.

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · Sep 5

Lol