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I think my imposter syndrome started with playing the board game Life. I was like, I don’t think I’m ready for the responsibility of these two peg children.
November 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Gen Z telling you you’re on fire: Your shirt is fire. No, I mean literally on fire, girly pop.
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Tired: OMG
Wired: GGMM (Good Golly, Miss Molly)
November 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Sunday screamies. It’s when you just start screaming and don’t stop until Monday 🤷‍♀️
November 16, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Not my ducks, not my row
November 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Is there a word in another language for enjoying the beautiful weather and not trusting it one bit simultaneously
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I definitely leave the house in outfits I would not be okay with being in the background of a viral video in. And that’s on me.
November 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I bet on the weekends Excel and Word chill out and stop doing inconceivably annoying things. They just get stressed during the work week and act out.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me: Can you imagine a baby named Dolores?
Gen Z: I know, can you imagine a baby named Laura?
Me: Haha what 🥺
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Only wink wink can nudge nudge me
November 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My new office personality is “woman who’s so cold she uses an electric hand warmer in the shape of a smiling avocado.”
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The workplace exclamation point is too powerful. It can have so many meanings. Enthusiasm. Mild rage. Friendship. War.
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
There’s a woman on TikTok testing Christmas cookie recipes with the intensity of a general going into battle.

And now we’re making peanut butter blossoms 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 12:13 AM
The distinct sadness of liking a Teams message you don’t actually like
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Ask your doctor if watching tiny dogs scamper along in the park is right for you
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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I had an extra half cup of coffee this morning and can now confirm that god is real but so is the devil
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Who would want to be appreciated in their own time? You’d have to be perceived 😕
November 6, 2025 at 11:55 PM
You come to me on this day, national nachos day, and you ask me to email the draft?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Writing “Happy Monday!” in an email as a cry for help
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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My gf said a little of her face cream goes a long way but I'm wonderin' how far would a lot go? There's only one way to find out.
November 2, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Women in STEM (reset my oven clock)
November 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The plural of Old Navy should be Olds Navy
November 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
There are some TikTok trends that you could show an alien, and they would simply return to their home planet.
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
A haunted house, but it’s a ghost mall. Your childhood is over, you can’t go back 😔
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I wish when it gets crazy crowded and backed up at check out, they’d get on the intercom and ask, “Do we have any former cashiers in the store?” Because I would fully take a crack at it.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM