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I’m grateful that so many things are none of my business.
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the cape stays on during the sex
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the cape stays on during the sex
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Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Carpenters are only in it for them shelves.
Thank you, Jim! x @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Thank you, Jim! x @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
trying to figure out how i can cook thanksgiving dinner from my bathtub
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When one door closes…it’s hitting me on the ass on the way out
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
When one door closes…it’s hitting me on the ass on the way out
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Okay but here me out:
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Okay but here me out:
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
A nighttime library in which the only lighting comes from lanterns, an emotional support library ghost leads you to the books you are looking to find, and midnight croissants are served during every full moon.
people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
people are portals to different realities, choose wisely
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i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i wouldn’t mind mashin your taters
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Don’t do face yoga while smoking a cigarette. You’ll burn your knee.
November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Don’t do face yoga while smoking a cigarette. You’ll burn your knee.
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Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.
May 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.
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This day in history. 1922. Howard Carter became the first person to enter the tomb of Tutankhamun and view the boy king's collection of boob doodles on papyrus.
November 26, 2023 at 10:33 AM
This day in history. 1922. Howard Carter became the first person to enter the tomb of Tutankhamun and view the boy king's collection of boob doodles on papyrus.
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I hate restaurants where they won’t let you bring your own mariachi band.
December 12, 2024 at 5:46 PM
I hate restaurants where they won’t let you bring your own mariachi band.
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I remember when things only cost an arm.
October 29, 2023 at 9:56 AM
I remember when things only cost an arm.
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What’s up?? Well, if I knew the answer to that I wouldn’t be here shitposting now would I?? And send.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
What’s up?? Well, if I knew the answer to that I wouldn’t be here shitposting now would I?? And send.
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I have a feeling that this Wednesday has been gaslighted by Tuesday.
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 AM
I have a feeling that this Wednesday has been gaslighted by Tuesday.
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The world may be quite turbulent at the moment, but I think we can all take at least some solace in the fact that libraries, cafés, bookstores, bakeries, museums, and Oxford commas exist.
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The world may be quite turbulent at the moment, but I think we can all take at least some solace in the fact that libraries, cafés, bookstores, bakeries, museums, and Oxford commas exist.
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*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
November 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
*dabs a little beer behind my ears before I go out*
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pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
pigs in a blanket is the name of my sex tape
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
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What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
be happy for others, there’s room for all
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
be happy for others, there’s room for all
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Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Christmas budget: ditch loved ones, buy books for myself.
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my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 PM
my boobs are big bc my heart is big and my heart is big bc of all the cheese
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence