anton
@deranton.bsky.social
Geek of a generational kind
Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
Fuzzy navel-lint gazer
Midlife crisis actor
My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw
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anton
@deranton.bsky.social
· Jul 11
I start every morning meditating on whether there's any reason I need to be awake for any of this
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Got my winter Croc's bitches.
November 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Got my winter Croc's bitches.
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Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
November 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Got kicked out of the zoo again for shouting ‘bitch please’ at the peacocks
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Carol of the Bells, Dave of the Tinnitus
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Carol of the Bells, Dave of the Tinnitus
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I don’t hate The Little Drummer Boy but I do lose interest after that promisingly horny first line
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I don’t hate The Little Drummer Boy but I do lose interest after that promisingly horny first line
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add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
add some holiday spice to your date and tie them to the top of your car like a christmas tree
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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tonight, my mom found out I have social media and wants to follow. she Better like and repost me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
tonight, my mom found out I have social media and wants to follow. she Better like and repost me.
I’m not wrong. I just haven’t found the right way to dig in my heels without throwing a full-blown tantrum yet
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I’m not wrong. I just haven’t found the right way to dig in my heels without throwing a full-blown tantrum yet
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Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
November 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Your mom invited me to Thanksgiving dinner, I’ll bring the pie
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Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Just remember that eating pie makes your boobs bigger so eat the damn pie
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Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Damn you green bean casserole, damn you to hell.
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time to go plant the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
time to go plant the turkey
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subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
November 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
subskeeting in the great thanksgiving tradition by trash talking turkey
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I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I used to be young. Now I feel a little badass when I close the oven door with my foot
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i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
November 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i dunno, guys, what’s it like to know how to talk to people
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No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
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*mouth full of yams
This club can't even handle me right now
This club can't even handle me right now
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
*mouth full of yams
This club can't even handle me right now
This club can't even handle me right now
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Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Harry Potter and the bidet of fire
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In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
November 26, 2025 at 6:32 PM
In lieu of thanksgiving I suggest holding a sort of family court convicting your most annoying relatives of various offenses
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Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dilemma: I can only find one pair of reading glasses and I need reading glasses to fix my reading glasses.
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As I do every year, today I’ll take time to empathize with the native peoples of this land by wondering who invited all of these annoying assholes to my house anyway
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
As I do every year, today I’ll take time to empathize with the native peoples of this land by wondering who invited all of these annoying assholes to my house anyway
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So much to rant about... so little time....
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So much to rant about... so little time....
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Tombstone is a Thanksgiving movie aunt Cathy
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Tombstone is a Thanksgiving movie aunt Cathy
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Happy Thanksgiving!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
Or Happy Thursday!
Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.
Gobble gobble!
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Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours!
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from our home to yours!