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@deranton.bsky.social

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Geek of a generational kind Fuzzy navel-lint gazer Midlife crisis actor My crumbs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5wkkbx7wog4bwlyquc7fuity/feed/aaahxlf545dfw

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · Sep 13

Maybe some folks took the sentiment "the more I learn, the less I know" to heart and quit while they were ahead

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 3h

And now we return to our regularly scheduled derailment already in progress

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve been in front of the computer too long. Time to take a break and look at my phone.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 8h

I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without its motives being questioned

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1h

Pop on over to your local Slime-and-Dime and you can stock up on leeches and laudanum and still have some change left over for a cocaine-infused fountain drink at the malt shop

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h

I’ve been hearing a lot about self-medicating. Where do you guys get your leeches?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 8h

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 23h

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I am the stabbiest.

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 1d

How often should I be reposting my posts to ensure that no one can ignore my nonsense

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · 3h

i've lost the will for you to live

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 19h

Feels like novelty socks weather out there.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 18h

You’re like if a cold stethoscope was a personality.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 1d

Alexa what’s the best time to start trampling out the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 6d

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

Why are they called air marshals and not plane clothes policemen

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 1d

I’m not Monday for ready yet

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 1d

It’s raining sideways, I reckon.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 1d

ogre sex could be fun

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bloody bacon popsicle ✋ @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

Someone at the supermarket asked if I knew where the cheese aisle was and it was just pure instinct to give them wrong directions so there was more cheese left for me.