Blather Wince Repeat
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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
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Ed draped himself in cold cuts and strutted about, mimicking the vainglorious behavior of the living. The other skeletons rattled with laughter.
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My debut romance novel, HeartWorms, is about a dashing young man that falls in love with the parasitic worms burrowing through my chest. It is semi-autobiographical so there will likely not be a sequel.
February 17, 2026 at 7:01 AM
My debut romance novel, HeartWorms, is about a dashing young man that falls in love with the parasitic worms burrowing through my chest. It is semi-autobiographical so there will likely not be a sequel.
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My next book? 😆
February 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
My next book? 😆
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White culture is something you skim from the top of three week old alfredo sauce. Don't consume that stuff unless you want to shit your pants.
February 15, 2026 at 9:22 PM
White culture is something you skim from the top of three week old alfredo sauce. Don't consume that stuff unless you want to shit your pants.
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Maybe it will happen on President’s Day.
February 14, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Maybe it will happen on President’s Day.
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My last cat was a British humor snob. Flying Circus & Fawlty Towers were perfectly fine, but Benny Hill was "beneath him." What a dick.
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 AM
My last cat was a British humor snob. Flying Circus & Fawlty Towers were perfectly fine, but Benny Hill was "beneath him." What a dick.
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Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
February 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Just remember kids, St. Valentine is also the patron saint of epilepsy and bee keeping. He could fuck your shit up more than you know.
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If I am elected we will destigmatize eating a really good-smelling chapstick
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If I am elected we will destigmatize eating a really good-smelling chapstick
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Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Peter Tork is my favorite Monkee
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I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"
February 14, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I don't anthropomorphize everything in a lonely loneliness, I do it out of pure wait I gotta go, some dipshit object I brought to gratitude is cursing the day it "died"
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Favorite Stooge? Joe DeRita. Did I stutter? That's right, CURLY JOE DeRITA DAMMIT! SAY ONE BAD THING ABOUT CURLY JOE! I DARE YOU! I'LL STAB EVERYONE, I SWEAR!!
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Favorite Stooge? Joe DeRita. Did I stutter? That's right, CURLY JOE DeRITA DAMMIT! SAY ONE BAD THING ABOUT CURLY JOE! I DARE YOU! I'LL STAB EVERYONE, I SWEAR!!
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Well, I lost another $1000 at Camptown Races. I was sure the bob-tail nag would win this time. *raises fist to the sky* Damn you, bay, damn you!
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Well, I lost another $1000 at Camptown Races. I was sure the bob-tail nag would win this time. *raises fist to the sky* Damn you, bay, damn you!
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I'm so old that when I first saw it in the cinema it was just called Star Wars.
February 12, 2026 at 5:06 PM
I'm so old that when I first saw it in the cinema it was just called Star Wars.
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In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
In France a Peeping Tom is called a Jean Luc Peek Hard
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You can't get inside a television anymore since ratings for the third dimension went sideways but we'll always remember how the dotted lines behind Three's Company represented when we should laugh
February 11, 2026 at 5:46 AM
You can't get inside a television anymore since ratings for the third dimension went sideways but we'll always remember how the dotted lines behind Three's Company represented when we should laugh
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I miss the 70s when you and everyone you knew watched the Olympics every evening for two weeks because TV was crap and there was nothing else to watch.
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 AM
I miss the 70s when you and everyone you knew watched the Olympics every evening for two weeks because TV was crap and there was nothing else to watch.
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There hasn't been any bad news for one hour.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
There hasn't been any bad news for one hour.
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Today someone bid me adieu. Not to be undone, I bid two dieus.
February 10, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Today someone bid me adieu. Not to be undone, I bid two dieus.
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I used old motor oil from an ‘81 diesel Rabbit in an attempt to condition a department store baseball glove once if you need any life hacks
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I used old motor oil from an ‘81 diesel Rabbit in an attempt to condition a department store baseball glove once if you need any life hacks
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The luge is something that comes out of my mouth, fully formed and semi-conscious.
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 PM
The luge is something that comes out of my mouth, fully formed and semi-conscious.
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my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then
February 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
my grandmother died in 1992 so i have no idea if i’ve continued to get more handsome since then