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Showing blithe disregard for those who so blithely disregard.
Pinned
Ed draped himself in cold cuts and strutted about, mimicking the vainglorious behavior of the living. The other skeletons rattled with laughter.
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It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
November 29, 2025 at 6:38 AM
It's times like these (eating mashed potatoes in bed) that I'm glad things didn't work out. So I don't have to share my potatoes with a loser.
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Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
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I'll tell you what, dog saliva is not great for cleaning glasses.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I'll tell you what, dog saliva is not great for cleaning glasses.
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It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
It bears mentioning that some who wander are lost AF.
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I believe in God, but he’s not an old man who lives in the clouds. She’s a curvy lady who wears a halter top.
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I believe in God, but he’s not an old man who lives in the clouds. She’s a curvy lady who wears a halter top.
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*walks into the liquor store*
what kind of black friday deals yall got going on?
what kind of black friday deals yall got going on?
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
*walks into the liquor store*
what kind of black friday deals yall got going on?
what kind of black friday deals yall got going on?
Sorry, not sorry. Okay, maybe a little sorry.
~ idiom, rough draft
~ idiom, rough draft
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Sorry, not sorry. Okay, maybe a little sorry.
~ idiom, rough draft
~ idiom, rough draft
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If we made a mistake when I was young, we couldn't just go to the drugstore and buy Plan B. Plan B for us was fatherhood.
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If we made a mistake when I was young, we couldn't just go to the drugstore and buy Plan B. Plan B for us was fatherhood.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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Kids today are always on their phones instead of solving the ancient riddle of the pharaoh
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Kids today are always on their phones instead of solving the ancient riddle of the pharaoh
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Hark the herald edgelords whinge
November 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hark the herald edgelords whinge
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Crazy there’s never been a sitcom called Wife On Mars
November 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Crazy there’s never been a sitcom called Wife On Mars
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A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
We don't make balloon animals in this house. We make balloon vegetables. Here's a cucumber and a zucchini, you fucks.
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[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
November 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
[Taking my date on a motorbike ride] Ok, so when I put the coin in the slot, you push the start button.
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My wife is very much enjoying both Post Malone and his tight pants
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My wife is very much enjoying both Post Malone and his tight pants
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Trump says he going to deport everyone who looks a little dodgy.
November 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Trump says he going to deport everyone who looks a little dodgy.
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"Sorry Macy's, there's only one 'America's Parade' and you ain't it"
- Pasadena
- Pasadena
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Sorry Macy's, there's only one 'America's Parade' and you ain't it"
- Pasadena
- Pasadena
My dissociative identity disorder (DID) allows me to stay away from Black Friday in droves.
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My dissociative identity disorder (DID) allows me to stay away from Black Friday in droves.
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Okay.
Nana's goin' to bed now. As my dad would say, mornin's gonna to come awful early.
Nana's goin' to bed now. As my dad would say, mornin's gonna to come awful early.
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Okay.
Nana's goin' to bed now. As my dad would say, mornin's gonna to come awful early.
Nana's goin' to bed now. As my dad would say, mornin's gonna to come awful early.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but you didn't make/buy enough gravy. No, don't argue. Admit your failure.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but you didn't make/buy enough gravy. No, don't argue. Admit your failure.
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Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Chernobyl would be a beautiful name for a baby boy conjoined to another baby boy
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RIP Arlo Guthrie you would have loved alt text
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM
RIP Arlo Guthrie you would have loved alt text