macnult
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prints for sale: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/macnult/
DM if you'd like me to add a drawing of mine that isn't on there
"killing your clone is still murder" sounds like something a clone would say
January 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
"killing your clone is still murder" sounds like something a clone would say
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i wish they had a paramilitary force that went around instilling joy and hope
January 14, 2026 at 5:19 PM
i wish they had a paramilitary force that went around instilling joy and hope
my friends and i could host a Whiskey Friday that'd blow CBS' crap out of the water
January 14, 2026 at 4:28 PM
my friends and i could host a Whiskey Friday that'd blow CBS' crap out of the water
the hell kinda name is Bowser. no wonder he's a villain
January 14, 2026 at 4:18 PM
the hell kinda name is Bowser. no wonder he's a villain
leaning back in my chair, pushed away from my desk, staring at the catering guy taking food out of a box, hoping for a bag of crab chips to appear
January 14, 2026 at 3:57 PM
leaning back in my chair, pushed away from my desk, staring at the catering guy taking food out of a box, hoping for a bag of crab chips to appear
at a bluegrass jam last night some old guy called a Grateful Dead tune to honor Bob Weir, but my friend leaned toward me to whisper "this is a Jerry tune, not a Bob tune" and he was really upset and i kinda understand deadheads a bit better now
January 14, 2026 at 2:59 PM
at a bluegrass jam last night some old guy called a Grateful Dead tune to honor Bob Weir, but my friend leaned toward me to whisper "this is a Jerry tune, not a Bob tune" and he was really upset and i kinda understand deadheads a bit better now
eating tacos on a tuesday. there should be a term for this
January 13, 2026 at 11:27 PM
eating tacos on a tuesday. there should be a term for this
snowboard companies each having their own silly name for a type of camber profile prepared me for tech companies having their own silly names for a universal product
January 13, 2026 at 9:14 PM
snowboard companies each having their own silly name for a type of camber profile prepared me for tech companies having their own silly names for a universal product
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Alcoholic Spongebob: I seem to be uhhh temporarily light... how's my credit in this joint anyway?
Bartender Patrick in a tuxedo: Your credit's fine, Mr. Squarepants
Bartender Patrick in a tuxedo: Your credit's fine, Mr. Squarepants
January 13, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Alcoholic Spongebob: I seem to be uhhh temporarily light... how's my credit in this joint anyway?
Bartender Patrick in a tuxedo: Your credit's fine, Mr. Squarepants
Bartender Patrick in a tuxedo: Your credit's fine, Mr. Squarepants
i had a paper route as a kid and used to get up early on Sundays to read the comics before delivering them :^)
why did so many millennials read so many newspaper comics? easily 60 percent of my reading diet in elementary/middle school was collected editions of calvin and hobbes, farside, dilbert, peanuts, doonesbury (!), foxtrot (?!?) and i know im not alone. historically unique phenomenon
rather than talk about Scott Adams I want to talk about something weirder (me). Who else was really into Dilbert when you were 12. Who else was like, boy, I can't wait to work a cubicle job
January 13, 2026 at 6:33 PM
i had a paper route as a kid and used to get up early on Sundays to read the comics before delivering them :^)
hardcore vocalist (Cross of Disbelief) smashed a photographer’s camera at a show the other night. when called out, they responded with "photographers aren't artists",
which is really funny to hear from a band where every song sounds the same
which is really funny to hear from a band where every song sounds the same
January 13, 2026 at 3:37 PM
hardcore vocalist (Cross of Disbelief) smashed a photographer’s camera at a show the other night. when called out, they responded with "photographers aren't artists",
which is really funny to hear from a band where every song sounds the same
which is really funny to hear from a band where every song sounds the same
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I visited The Wonderful Thinker and he told me "If Tolkien wrote LOTR today, The Fellowship Of The Ring would be called The Situationship Of The Ring, and The Two Towers would be called The Two iPhones, and," he started a third one but mumbled it quietly. I don't think he remembered the other title.
January 13, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I visited The Wonderful Thinker and he told me "If Tolkien wrote LOTR today, The Fellowship Of The Ring would be called The Situationship Of The Ring, and The Two Towers would be called The Two iPhones, and," he started a third one but mumbled it quietly. I don't think he remembered the other title.
how you gonna say there’s a war on protein when chipotle is selling bowls with like 80grams of that stuff
January 13, 2026 at 2:29 AM
how you gonna say there’s a war on protein when chipotle is selling bowls with like 80grams of that stuff
my dad hates Aaron Rodgers almost as much as my girlfriend hates Tom Brady
January 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
my dad hates Aaron Rodgers almost as much as my girlfriend hates Tom Brady
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I drink one sip of aged cola and I'm on one
January 13, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I drink one sip of aged cola and I'm on one
i don't have anything on my bingo card :^(
January 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
i don't have anything on my bingo card :^(
i need to buy a cool 2026 calendar before it's too late
January 12, 2026 at 9:12 PM
i need to buy a cool 2026 calendar before it's too late
a microblogging platform but without elected officials and journalists
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
a microblogging platform but without elected officials and journalists
"London Crime is trending" was there a soccer match or something
January 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
"London Crime is trending" was there a soccer match or something
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What I’ve learned from TV ads is that everyone else on earth is buying a new car at all times or has moderate to severe Crohn’s disease
January 12, 2026 at 8:33 AM
What I’ve learned from TV ads is that everyone else on earth is buying a new car at all times or has moderate to severe Crohn’s disease