🏴☠️ Jollyrobber 🏴☠️
@jollyrobber.bsky.social
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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Hell yes I'm recycling all my tweets on Bluesky. Why should I come up with new garbage when I already have this garbage?
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And I draw freehandy 🏆👑 Congratulations @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
ME: do you like dick tracy
HER: yes but it’s sharon
HER: yes but it’s sharon
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
And I draw freehandy 🏆👑 Congratulations @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social from @jollyrobber.bsky.social 🏴☠️
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The kind of nap that you’re unsure of the year when you wake up.
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
The kind of nap that you’re unsure of the year when you wake up.
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
November 19, 2025 at 12:03 AM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
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Too tired for existential dread.
November 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Too tired for existential dread.
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
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I miss winter.
I miss the idea of winter, not the shoveling and scraping and frostbite.
I miss being cozy.
I miss appropriate hot chocolate weather.
I miss the idea of winter, not the shoveling and scraping and frostbite.
I miss being cozy.
I miss appropriate hot chocolate weather.
November 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I miss winter.
I miss the idea of winter, not the shoveling and scraping and frostbite.
I miss being cozy.
I miss appropriate hot chocolate weather.
I miss the idea of winter, not the shoveling and scraping and frostbite.
I miss being cozy.
I miss appropriate hot chocolate weather.
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Not a bad drive home
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Not a bad drive home
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Sorry for liking everything you reposted recently. I didn’t realize I was just trawling your page.
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Sorry for liking everything you reposted recently. I didn’t realize I was just trawling your page.
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me as a Bluesky therapist: and how does that make you skeet
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me as a Bluesky therapist: yea that's a certified flop ☹️
me as a Bluesky therapist: nobody cares
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
me as a Bluesky therapist: and how does that make you skeet
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Me as a Bluesky therapist:
Have you tried eating cheese about it?
Have you tried eating cheese about it?
me as a Bluesky therapist: and how does that make you skeet
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me as a Bluesky therapist: yea that's a certified flop ☹️
November 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Me as a Bluesky therapist:
Have you tried eating cheese about it?
Have you tried eating cheese about it?
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Playing at table 69… niiice…
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Playing at table 69… niiice…
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Me, running away from my problems
a lizard is dancing in front of a gifak-net watermark
ALT: a lizard is dancing in front of a gifak-net watermark
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November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Me, running away from my problems
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It’s been a day…
Please send snacks.
Please send snacks.
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It’s been a day…
Please send snacks.
Please send snacks.
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Classic meme content, you’re welcome 😎
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Classic meme content, you’re welcome 😎
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What the hell, dropping a Dad Joke two days in a row 😎
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
What the hell, dropping a Dad Joke two days in a row 😎
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According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
According to HR it's not appropriate to tell a coworker that they talked enough for everybody when asked if I had anything to add to the teams meeting
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You can top my sweet potato casserole with your marshmallows if you wanna
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You can top my sweet potato casserole with your marshmallows if you wanna
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You can slap your pickle on my roast beef sandwich if you wanna
November 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
You can slap your pickle on my roast beef sandwich if you wanna
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I could pull your pork if you wanna
November 18, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I could pull your pork if you wanna
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I can be your pillow, baby
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I can be your pillow, baby
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You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
November 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You can add your sausage to my gravy if you wanna
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Stop pretending like your gravy doesn't come from a can, your stuffing doesn't come from a box and your potatoes aren't instant
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Stop pretending like your gravy doesn't come from a can, your stuffing doesn't come from a box and your potatoes aren't instant
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If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
If you ask me there’s no way Prince Charming would have tried quite so hard to find Cinders had she been wearing glass Crocs.
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When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
When push comes to shove make sure they have a really long drop behind them.