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@augustagoose.bsky.social

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Held together with cheese and double-sided tape I get my news elsewhere. Best-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaakjdvcgn636 New-ish: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2oqkrkoplb4bnwfafa3tvl4y/feed/aaah66uljnpmg

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Goose @augustagoose.bsky.social · Jun 25

People are the worst.

Not you, you’re top notch, but people*

*gestures wildly in all directions

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 22h

When I hear ‘trunk or treat’ as an introvert I can’t help thinking that crawling into a trunk sounds like a viable and relaxing treat.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 21h

My primary care physician is now Dr. Pepper

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry my seasonal depression and your period synced up and we accidentally started a coven that just cries and eats cereal for dinner.

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Goose @augustagoose.bsky.social · 16h

irresponsibly posting my location on social media

Road sign toward Twatt
Orkney, Scotland
Small crossroads with farmland in the background.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 8d

I have no maximum capacity for cheese. There is always room in my face for cheese

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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · Sep 24

Allow me to recklessly speculate

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d

Calories are one of my favorite snacks

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1d

Any picture can be a motion picture if you throw it

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Goose @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

Whispering sweet nothings in your ear, but hauntingly

anton @deranton.bsky.social · 17h

Calling you about your car’s extended warranty, but on an unplugged rotary phone

Goose @augustagoose.bsky.social · 19h

Dancing to the beat of my own drum, but creepily

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Goose @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

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Goose @augustagoose.bsky.social · 17h

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 1d

THE SCARIEST WORDS A FLORIDIAN EVER HEARS:

3. Another serial killer is on the loose.

2. A Category 5 hurricane is headed your way.

1. We are thinking of heading down with the kids and the dogs. How far are you from Disney?