Blitzkrieg Bob
@nicksterj.bsky.social
Dance like the NSA’s not watching
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“Do you think that if you were granted omnipotence and omniscience and millions of years in which to perfect your world, you could produce nothing better than the Ku-Klux Klan or the Fascists?”
– Bertrand Russell
– Bertrand Russell
Money and sex have a lot in common. Everybody wants it, nobody wants to admit they want it, and they're ashamed to admit what they'll do to get it!
a man and a woman are playing guitars in a store and the man is asking the woman if she accepts cash .
Alt: from the movie 'Wayne's World II' - Wayne (Mike Myers) is buying a guitar with Cassandra (Tia Carrere) and he holds up two bundles of notes saying ``Do you accept...CASH?''
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November 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Money and sex have a lot in common. Everybody wants it, nobody wants to admit they want it, and they're ashamed to admit what they'll do to get it!
The thing about computer languages is, they are foreign languages. You can't understand what the code says until you've learned the language.
This is why I get frustrated with other people's source code— because I don't know how it works. Slow down, take it in small bites, walk before you run...
This is why I get frustrated with other people's source code— because I don't know how it works. Slow down, take it in small bites, walk before you run...
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 AM
The thing about computer languages is, they are foreign languages. You can't understand what the code says until you've learned the language.
This is why I get frustrated with other people's source code— because I don't know how it works. Slow down, take it in small bites, walk before you run...
This is why I get frustrated with other people's source code— because I don't know how it works. Slow down, take it in small bites, walk before you run...
@smith.senate.gov Please do this now, but do not wait for him to resign. The Senate must call for impeachment and criminal charges to be filed against Sec. Hegseth and President Trump, who gave him the illegal orders.
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
@smith.senate.gov Please do this now, but do not wait for him to resign. The Senate must call for impeachment and criminal charges to be filed against Sec. Hegseth and President Trump, who gave him the illegal orders.
@klobuchar.senate.gov Please do this, but don't wait for him to resign. The Senate must call for impeachment now, and criminal charges to be filed against him and President Trump, who gave him the orders.
Every single congressional Democrat needs to be out there, right now, insisting that Pete Hegseth resign right now and announcing that he will be held accountable for committing war crimes.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
If you do not demand accountability here and now, they will only become more emboldened.
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
November 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
@klobuchar.senate.gov Please do this, but don't wait for him to resign. The Senate must call for impeachment now, and criminal charges to be filed against him and President Trump, who gave him the orders.
A Milano
An old barn owl
A taquito
My bambino
Yeah!
An old barn owl
A taquito
My bambino
Yeah!
a man playing a guitar and singing into a microphone
Alt: Kurt Cobain strumming an electric guitar vigorously
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A Milano
An old barn owl
A taquito
My bambino
Yeah!
An old barn owl
A taquito
My bambino
Yeah!
“Do you think that if you were granted omnipotence and omniscience and millions of years in which to perfect your world, you could produce nothing better than the Ku-Klux Klan or the Fascists?”
– Bertrand Russell
– Bertrand Russell
November 28, 2025 at 5:03 AM
“Do you think that if you were granted omnipotence and omniscience and millions of years in which to perfect your world, you could produce nothing better than the Ku-Klux Klan or the Fascists?”
– Bertrand Russell
– Bertrand Russell
I have a friend I’ve known for 40 years, who is dyslexic. We were talking recently and I mentioned something from Neuromancer, and she said she’d never read it (too hard).
So I got the audiobook for her from the library, and she loves it and that’s the best feeling I’ve had in a long while! 🤗
So I got the audiobook for her from the library, and she loves it and that’s the best feeling I’ve had in a long while! 🤗
Bargain Neuromancer time. (Not sure how links work here, so this doesn’t, I’ll take it down and redo it.)
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I have a friend I’ve known for 40 years, who is dyslexic. We were talking recently and I mentioned something from Neuromancer, and she said she’d never read it (too hard).
So I got the audiobook for her from the library, and she loves it and that’s the best feeling I’ve had in a long while! 🤗
So I got the audiobook for her from the library, and she loves it and that’s the best feeling I’ve had in a long while! 🤗
I think the world would be a much better place if people took the hours and minutes they spend arguing, and instead spent them reading Wikipedia.
a baby is sitting on the floor reading a book with the elle logo in the background
Alt: a baby is sitting on the floor reading a book with the elle logo in the background
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I think the world would be a much better place if people took the hours and minutes they spend arguing, and instead spent them reading Wikipedia.
My coffee has been so much better since I started grinding the beans. ☕😋
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My coffee has been so much better since I started grinding the beans. ☕😋
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Post your warning label
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.”
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.”
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
Say “YES” to the power of “NO”
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Say “YES” to the power of “NO”
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
I hope this email finds you well.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I hope this email finds you well.
I picked up a biography of Erno Rubik. Lots of twists and turns!
I’m reading a book about psychology but I’ve lost the plot.
I'm reading a book about travel but I’ve lost my train of thought.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I picked up a biography of Erno Rubik. Lots of twists and turns!
I started reading a book on home foreclosure, but the title escapes me...
I'm not reading a book on horology - not on my watch!
I read a book about a fishing trip and it left me reeling.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I started reading a book on home foreclosure, but the title escapes me...
Clark: “I don't want to go to Palermo, Sicily!”
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Clark: “I don't want to go to Palermo, Sicily!”
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
Nothing Can Stop What’s Coming, Charlie Brown
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nothing Can Stop What’s Coming, Charlie Brown
I read a book about a fishing trip and it left me reeling.
I'm reading a book about plums and the prose is extremely purple.
I'm reading a book about earthquakes but it's not my fault.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I read a book about a fishing trip and it left me reeling.
The Truth is Out There, Charlie Brown
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Truth is Out There, Charlie Brown