Blitzkrieg Bob
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Show me a gift onion and I’ll show you a wrapped scallion
Promise you won't try to sell me encyclopaedias?
November 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Promise you won't try to sell me encyclopaedias?
Cardamom streusel! 😋
November 27, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Cardamom streusel! 😋
I have not refused to acknowledge that real Christians do bad things, I grew up seeing that. I'm saying that these particular "Christians" are deliberately misrepresenting their beliefs to gain political power. Don't you see that?
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I have not refused to acknowledge that real Christians do bad things, I grew up seeing that. I'm saying that these particular "Christians" are deliberately misrepresenting their beliefs to gain political power. Don't you see that?
Call it the New Inquisition if you will, or just read The Handmaid's Tale (I'm sure you have) for a preview... it's nothing new, it's the same old barbarism in the name of Christ (who preached love, understanding, charity, and forgiveness).
November 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Call it the New Inquisition if you will, or just read The Handmaid's Tale (I'm sure you have) for a preview... it's nothing new, it's the same old barbarism in the name of Christ (who preached love, understanding, charity, and forgiveness).
Well, I disagree obviously when I say they are "fake" they mean the rules apply to YOU, not to them. Christian Nationalism is dangerous not because it wants to grow and spread (all Abrahamic religions do) but they feel justified in using the power of gov't to impose their own law and punish dissent.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Well, I disagree obviously when I say they are "fake" they mean the rules apply to YOU, not to them. Christian Nationalism is dangerous not because it wants to grow and spread (all Abrahamic religions do) but they feel justified in using the power of gov't to impose their own law and punish dissent.
I can understand that. But you can be a bad Christian in your own life without imposing your bad-faith religious views on others, like these bozos are doing!
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I can understand that. But you can be a bad Christian in your own life without imposing your bad-faith religious views on others, like these bozos are doing!
Whenever your favorite restaurant chain (or even less-than-favorite “old standby”) turns to shit or shuts down, the answer is always “private equity.”
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Whenever your favorite restaurant chain (or even less-than-favorite “old standby”) turns to shit or shuts down, the answer is always “private equity.”
These are core tenets of Christianity that come directly from the testimony in the Gospels, regardless of their origin. THEY are the ones who claim to follow Jesus. All I'm saying is they need to put their money where their mouth is.
November 26, 2025 at 11:57 PM
These are core tenets of Christianity that come directly from the testimony in the Gospels, regardless of their origin. THEY are the ones who claim to follow Jesus. All I'm saying is they need to put their money where their mouth is.
Ours had Mario Bros. – the original! And Moon Patrol. 😃
a video game screen shows mario and luigi fighting a turtle
ALT: a video game screen shows mario and luigi fighting a turtle
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November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ours had Mario Bros. – the original! And Moon Patrol. 😃
Fair enough. I am not really interested in purity tests, but for these people to call themselves Christians while demonstrating they’re unable to follow even the most basic teachings of Jesus (Golden Rule, help the needy, turn the other cheek, welcome foreigners etc.) is a dead giveaway!
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Fair enough. I am not really interested in purity tests, but for these people to call themselves Christians while demonstrating they’re unable to follow even the most basic teachings of Jesus (Golden Rule, help the needy, turn the other cheek, welcome foreigners etc.) is a dead giveaway!
Actions speak louder than words. I'm no longer Christian but I was raised in the Catholic faith. I have had Christian friends tell me that they consider me to be more "Christian" than these hateful, racist homophobic charlatans. 😇
November 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Actions speak louder than words. I'm no longer Christian but I was raised in the Catholic faith. I have had Christian friends tell me that they consider me to be more "Christian" than these hateful, racist homophobic charlatans. 😇
You're not wrong, but when self-described "Christians" don't practice what Jesus preached, I consider them fakes/frauds/hypocrites. They want to be seen as faithful by others. It's about status for them. Actual Christian values don't seem to enter into the picture!
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
You're not wrong, but when self-described "Christians" don't practice what Jesus preached, I consider them fakes/frauds/hypocrites. They want to be seen as faithful by others. It's about status for them. Actual Christian values don't seem to enter into the picture!
Your whole kitchen is a mini-museum of medieval torture devices... 🙀
a meat grinder is being used to grind meat into a container
Alt: a meat grinder is being used to grind meat into a container
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November 26, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Your whole kitchen is a mini-museum of medieval torture devices... 🙀
Everything short of living their lives according to the teachings of Christ, you mean? 😜
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Everything short of living their lives according to the teachings of Christ, you mean? 😜
Whenever you see a quote attributed to Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, or George Carlin, it's prudent to fact check! 😉
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Quote Origin: It’s Easier To Fool People Than To Convince Them That They’ve Been Fooled – Quote Investigator®
Question for Quote Investigator: An energetic liar can confuse, mislead, and deceive people. Yet, in many cases, that same liar is unable to reverse the deception. Hoodwinked people embrace their misperceptions. Here is a pertinent adage:
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November 26, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Whenever you see a quote attributed to Mark Twain, Albert Einstein, or George Carlin, it's prudent to fact check! 😉
quoteinvestigator.com/2020/12/23/f...
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Sixth from the top, or from the bottom?
Because 1. is my mother and 2. is my kitty cat!
Because 1. is my mother and 2. is my kitty cat!
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Sixth from the top, or from the bottom?
Because 1. is my mother and 2. is my kitty cat!
Because 1. is my mother and 2. is my kitty cat!
He only speaks for the ChrINOs.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
He only speaks for the ChrINOs.
Blunt force trauma?
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Blunt force trauma?
“How'd you like to have that stuffing in an alternative orifice?”
#nofucksgiving
#nofucksgiving
November 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
“How'd you like to have that stuffing in an alternative orifice?”
#nofucksgiving
#nofucksgiving
You simply calculate the number of calories you took in, then divide by 100 and that's the number of hours to wait until you eat again. So... [does math] March?
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
You simply calculate the number of calories you took in, then divide by 100 and that's the number of hours to wait until you eat again. So... [does math] March?
Then there's the "Hindlick Maneuver"...
a cat is standing next to a bowl of food
Alt: a cat is standing next to a bowl of food, raises its leg to clean its behind
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November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Then there's the "Hindlick Maneuver"...