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Blitzkrieg Bob
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Whenever your favorite restaurant chain (or even less-than-favorite “old standby”) turns to shit or shuts down, the answer is always “private equity.”
Mr. Perkins (greedy bean counter) in a suit from the movie 'Despicable Me' (2010)
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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The Player: We're more of the love, blood, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you blood and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you blood and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can't give you love and rhetoric without the blood. Blood is compulsory. They're all blood, you see. Guildenstern: Is that what people want? The Player: It's what we do.
November 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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warning sticker - ``DANGER - Do not look into laser with remaining eye''
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Post your warning label
coffee cup with warning: ``Caution - handle with care - I'm hot - do not microwave''
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I always wanted to get a Mack truck, strike the 'K' and paint the cab beige...
red Mack truck with livery 'INSTANT Office Furniture - rentals - sales'
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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cartoon by Dave Coverly - Batman is at a baseball game and the Bat Boy runs out to give the batter a bat, and Batman says ``That's my son!''
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Julianne Moore as Maude Lebowski in 'The Big Lebowski' (1997), laughing while on a phone call Jeff Bridges as Jeffrey 'The Dude' Lebowski in 'The Big Lebowski' (1997), answering the phone at the bowling alley bar
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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W E R E N O S T R A N G E R S T O L O V E Y O U K N O W T H E R U L E S A N D S O D O I A F U L L C O M M I T M E N T S W H A T I M T H I N K I N O F Y O U W O U L D N T G E T T H I S F R O M A N Y O T H E R G U Y I J U S T W A N N A T E L L Y O U H O W I M F E E L I N G G O T T A M A K E Y O U U N D E R S T A N D N E V E R G O N N A G I V E Y O U U P N E V E R G O N N A L E T Y O U D O W N N E V E R G O N N A R U N A R O U N D A N D D E S E R T Y O U N E V E R G O N N A M A K E Y O U C R Y N E V E R G O N N A S A Y G O O D B Y E N E V E R G O N N A T E L L A L I E A N D H U R T U
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
a kitten in a field of dandelions + grass runs away from two animated 'Domo-Kun' monsters
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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I hope this email finds you well.
a woman holding a y-shaped stick (dowsing rod)
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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from 'Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless,' page 33 PERSONAL SPACE Dogbert: ``Your personal space requirements depend on your cultural influences. In Italy you may get inside another person's clothes.'' comic: one man has his arms and torso inside another's shirt: ``Hi, I'm Mario.'' Dogbert: ``In the United States you are allowed just inside the bad breath zone. In Australia any distance is too dang close.'' comic: man on horizon shouts, ``Hey! Can we talk?'' Australian in foreground thinking: ``He must be a tourist.''
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Heh. Kitty!
a diagram of the constellation Ursa Major with the outline of a bear
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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“The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way. Greed has poisoned men's souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical; our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.” – Charlie Chaplin, “The Great Dictator” (1940)
November 23, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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“I love the smell of electrolytics in the morning!”
Robert Duvall as Col. Kilgore in the film 'Apocalypse Now' (1979)
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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“Instructions unclear—got my wick caught in the ceiling fan.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Once the oil was drained, the land became more valuable for housing & retail...
Los Angeles beach with oil derricks in the background
November 23, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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SomeECards user-generated card (women shopping): ``Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.''
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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Thanks to Interlibrary Loan and North Dakota State University, I finally get a look at this 1989 book which has been impossible to find!
#xinu #macos #vintagemac
Book cover: "Operating System Design: The XINU Approach (Macintosh Edition)" by Douglas Comer and Steven Munson
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Thanks to Interlibrary Loan and North Dakota State University, I finally get a look at this book which has been impossible to find!
#xinu #macos #vintagemac
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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The Great Mystery
I think we're part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand, a higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? 'The Big Electron.' It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't even judge. It just is. And so are we. For a little while. – George Carlin .com
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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s'truth
cartoon character Charlie Brown looks out the window at snow falling and says, ``Sigh.. this is some bullshit.''
November 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
the cast of the BBC comedy series 'The Young Ones' - Nigel Planer, Rik Mayall, Christopher Ryan and Adrian Edmondson
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Matt Frewer as virtual TV host 'Max Headroom'
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Can I get a mecha mocha?
iZac the robot bartender from the animated series 'Futurama' - caption: ``YOU GOT IT!''
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM