Blitzkrieg Bob
@nicksterj.bsky.social
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Blitzkrieg Bob
@nicksterj.bsky.social
· Nov 26
Me: “I’m not sure what I want to do, but I would just like to get paid to do something I enjoy.”
Teacher: “But who’s going to pay you to quote from Monty Python?”
Me: 👀
Teacher: “But who’s going to pay you to quote from Monty Python?”
Me: 👀
My coffee has been so much better since I started grinding the beans. ☕😋
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My coffee has been so much better since I started grinding the beans. ☕😋
Post your warning label
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Post your warning label
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
“Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.”
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“Be assured that a walk through the ocean of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet.”
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
- Deteriorata, National Lampoon
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“You will be visited by three spirits...”
Say “YES” to the power of “NO”
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Say “YES” to the power of “NO”
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
I hope this email finds you well.
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I hope this email finds you well.
I picked up a biography of Erno Rubik. Lots of twists and turns!
I’m reading a book about psychology but I’ve lost the plot.
I'm reading a book about travel but I’ve lost my train of thought.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I picked up a biography of Erno Rubik. Lots of twists and turns!
I started reading a book on home foreclosure, but the title escapes me...
I'm not reading a book on horology - not on my watch!
I read a book about a fishing trip and it left me reeling.
November 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I started reading a book on home foreclosure, but the title escapes me...
Clark: “I don't want to go to Palermo, Sicily!”
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Clark: “I don't want to go to Palermo, Sicily!”
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
Victor: “Have you ever been there?”
Clark: “No, of course not!”
Victor: “Then you really can't make an informed judgement, can you, Rodolfo?”
🤷♂️
Nothing Can Stop What’s Coming, Charlie Brown
You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Nothing Can Stop What’s Coming, Charlie Brown
I read a book about a fishing trip and it left me reeling.
I'm reading a book about plums and the prose is extremely purple.
I'm reading a book about earthquakes but it's not my fault.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I read a book about a fishing trip and it left me reeling.
The Truth is Out There, Charlie Brown
All these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
The Truth is Out There, Charlie Brown
Reposted by Blitzkrieg Bob
Hey there! Did you know Steve Jobs wanted to build an awesome Apple campus waaaay before Apple Park? Like decades before? In 1983? I wrote about that today in my neurotic episodic memoir over here: scottknaster.substack.com/p/apple-drea...
Apple dreams of campuses
1983 - 2017
scottknaster.substack.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hey there! Did you know Steve Jobs wanted to build an awesome Apple campus waaaay before Apple Park? Like decades before? In 1983? I wrote about that today in my neurotic episodic memoir over here: scottknaster.substack.com/p/apple-drea...
“...But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is I’m the only one!”
So you’ll soon be extinct? Huzzah! 🥳
So you’ll soon be extinct? Huzzah! 🥳
tigger is a cartoon character from winnie the pooh standing in the snow .
ALT: tigger is a cartoon character from winnie the pooh standing in the snow .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
“...But the most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is I’m the only one!”
So you’ll soon be extinct? Huzzah! 🥳
So you’ll soon be extinct? Huzzah! 🥳
Thanks to Interlibrary Loan and North Dakota State University, I finally get a look at this 1989 book which has been impossible to find!
#xinu #macos #vintagemac
#xinu #macos #vintagemac
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Thanks to Interlibrary Loan and North Dakota State University, I finally get a look at this 1989 book which has been impossible to find!
#xinu #macos #vintagemac
#xinu #macos #vintagemac
Please help end the suffering – give generously to the United Succotash Fund
November 20, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Please help end the suffering – give generously to the United Succotash Fund
There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions.
Name a villain you sympathize with.
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Name a villain you sympathize with.
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
This lady in a red dress said she'd hit me like a lead pipe, in the Conservatory. Do you think that's a cluephemism?
This guy said he wanted to get saucy with me, do you think it’s a rouxphemism?
This woman said she wanted to show me her new high heels, do you think that’s a shoephemism?
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
This lady in a red dress said she'd hit me like a lead pipe, in the Conservatory. Do you think that's a cluephemism?