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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott

@damiott.bsky.social

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Satirist and freelance proofreader. He/Him Southern California. Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · Mar 20

Netiquette tip, gang-

If you're going to tag my joke, "like" my joke as well.
That way I'll know that you're playing along.

If you don't "like" my joke but you tag it or comment on it anyway, I can only assume that you disliked my joke and felt the need to try to improve it.

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 7h

Can they call Turlough's lawyer?

Or Benny's dad?

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 10h

Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.

These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.

Spotify stock graph showing a decrease of $28 in one day (Friday 10/24), the day after Spotify’s boycott became a trending topic on Bluesky. This is a roughly 5% decrease in value.

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 8h

America is for everybody.

This should not be controversial.

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 8h

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 9h

His mother was also there and no one is sure whether she too was taken. They were both thrown down. www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/l...

Chicago Laugh Factory manager detained by federal agents, comedy club says

The night manager of Laugh Factory in Chicago's Lake View East neighborhood was detained by federal agents Friday morning outside the comedy venue.

www.nbcchicago.com

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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 9h

ICE took the Laugh Factory manager.

Jesus.

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 8h

It's not canon, but there's a Psycho computer game that CAN fit between II and III, and which is strangely compelling.

It involves a detective searching the Bates house for a missing museum curator and some stolen jewels.

Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 8h

Every time I watch, I play a little game of "Did Lila do that or did Emma? Or Mary?"

Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 8h

"You've been playin' the prat Rimmer all this time?"

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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 11h

Just for the record, in 2020:
- Wray was the FBI director Trump handpicked to replace Comey
- Jack Smith was in the Hague prosecuting Kosovo war crimes
- Garland was an appeals court judge
- Monaco was in private practice in LA

There was no Biden administration yet, crooked or otherwise.

He crazy.

Donald J. Trump +
@realDonald Trump
Just in: Documents show conclusively that Christopher Wray, Deranged Jack Smith, Merrick Garland, Lisa Monaco, and other crooked lowlifes from the failed Biden Administration, signed off on Operation Arctic Frost. They spied on Senators and Congressmen/women, and even taped their calls. They cheated and rigged the
2020 Presidential Election. These Radical Left Lunatics should be prosecuted for their illegal and highly unethical behavior!
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Chris Ahuja for Congress @chrisahuja.bsky.social · 12h

Standing ovation for Hakeem Jeffries — our generation’s bravest man. Endorsing Zohran Mamdani with a full seven days left before the NYC mayor election. We’ll never forget this moment of valor.

#ChrisAhuja #AhujaCongress2026 #CA32

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 14h

Hey, I'm still bummed about the cartoon getting the axe...

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 15h

Nestor Carbonell looks like he's still depressed about THE TICK getting cancelled.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 21h

you've all been very patient with me so far, but I apologize in advance for relentless kickstarter promotion over the next few days. we're in the endgame now and I want as many people to hear about it as I can reach.

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Hell-Raea-ser 🦋✨🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @raea.meangirls.online · 21h

this incident alone should be enough to pull the plug on the entire project at least in law enforcement applications but this country is happy to murder Black kids to make a buck

Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 22h

Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

a photo of Taki Allen and a bag of doritos

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 21h

I have identified a phenomenon called American Male Comics Podcaster Voice.

Not EVERY American male comics podcaster has it, but it is extremely commonplace.

You know what I'm referring to.

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 28d

And I'd like to remind everybody that entering the United States illegally is only a misdemeanor.

A MISDEMEANOR.

People are being disappeared over a misdemeanor offence.

Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28d

🚨NEW: For the first time in history, the single largest group of people arrested in the interior and sent to ICE detention is people with NO criminal record.

As of yesterday's data release, 40%(!) of those arrested in the interior and detained by ICE had no prior conviction or pending charges.

Chart shows Detention Population, Among Those Arrested by ICE in the Interior, by Criminal Record. The chart shows three lines; Prior conviction, pending criminal charges, and no criminal record. From 2019 through September 2025, the largest group is people with criminal convictions, with much further down people with pending charges. But starting in January, those without criminal records spikes dramatically. In July it crossed pending charges and in the latest data it jumps above criminal convictions.

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Smörhuvud (he/surprise me) @guncelawits.bsky.social · 1d

:taps sign;

The second we confiscate wealth above, say, $10M, we can instantly forget these fuckers’ names.

Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 1d

catalystsca.org/mark-zuckerb...

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 1d

And, later, Dan Cortese.

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2d

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

Picture of the cast of the single guy but my post is about to show friends

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 2d

Corporate media is completely ignoring the dangers of The SAVE Act. Here's what you need to know about this attempt to gut voting rights, particularly for tens of millions of women in America, and how we need to fight back to protect our democracy.

www.qasimrashid.com/p/how-the-sa...

How The SAVE Act Would Roll Back Voting Rights

What is the SAVE Act and why we cannot allow it to become law

www.qasimrashid.com

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 1d

Before the world knew John Shea as Lex Luthor...

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Abbi Lichtenstein @abbij1961.bsky.social · 1d

What can we do to stop him? 1st don’t worry about 2026/28 elections, yet. Focus on the Nov 2025 elections where there will be 52k races nationwide & turn out is key. 2nd, vote for pro democracy candidates that will shape the 2026/28 elections! Key elections are in CA, ME, NJ, PA & VA! #Elections2025

What Can We Do to Stop Him?

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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 2d

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Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 1d

These have also recently been reported at Ross for $17.

Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott @damiott.bsky.social · 1d

I was interested to learn that our minds apparently work in similar ways, because I had the same guess AND pre-guess as you.

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