Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott
@damiott.bsky.social
Satirist and freelance proofreader. He/Him
Southern California.
Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here:
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114
Southern California.
Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here:
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114
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Netiquette tip, gang-
If you're going to tag my joke, "like" my joke as well.
That way I'll know that you're playing along.
If you don't "like" my joke but you tag it or comment on it anyway, I can only assume that you disliked my joke and felt the need to try to improve it.
If you're going to tag my joke, "like" my joke as well.
That way I'll know that you're playing along.
If you don't "like" my joke but you tag it or comment on it anyway, I can only assume that you disliked my joke and felt the need to try to improve it.
Also, "envious" and "jealous" are not synonyms.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Also, "envious" and "jealous" are not synonyms.
When they switch the *typeface*
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
When they switch the *typeface*
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I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
ReCalibri
They always make us do everything ourselves, anyway
Dr.eamer.dev
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I made a Chrome extension that swaps Times New Roman for Calibri on every site or just .gov. It also had Open Sans and Open Dyslexic, because f**k these people.
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
I’m waiting for Google’s approval for it to install automatically, but you can download it and install it in 90 seconds. Instructions 👇
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With Hollywood Actor Richard Carlson!
December 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
With Hollywood Actor Richard Carlson!
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I dumped Facebook back in 2015. It was discovered that "META" provided Russia election rich data via Cambridge Analytics. Russians used that data to target voters and get Trump elected. Fancy Bear a Russian hacker group hacked the DNC emails in 2015. FCK FACEBOOK
www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
Meta shuts down global accounts linked to abortion advice and queer content
More than 50 organisations report sites being restricted or removed, with abortion hotlines blocked and posts showing non-explicit nudity triggering warnings
www.theguardian.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I dumped Facebook back in 2015. It was discovered that "META" provided Russia election rich data via Cambridge Analytics. Russians used that data to target voters and get Trump elected. Fancy Bear a Russian hacker group hacked the DNC emails in 2015. FCK FACEBOOK
www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
www.theguardian.com/global-devel...
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The biggest use of Bitcoin is crime and the biggest use
of generative AI is porn and the fact the current government and economy is all in on this strikes me as problematic.
of generative AI is porn and the fact the current government and economy is all in on this strikes me as problematic.
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The biggest use of Bitcoin is crime and the biggest use
of generative AI is porn and the fact the current government and economy is all in on this strikes me as problematic.
of generative AI is porn and the fact the current government and economy is all in on this strikes me as problematic.
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And now, the 47 cowardly Democrats who were whipped by leadership to vote 'present' on the impeachment resolution today:
Pete Aguilar of CA
Wesley Bell of MO
Ami Bera of CA
Don Beyer of VA
Janelle Bynum of OR
Ed Case of HI
Sean Casten of IL
Kathy Castor of FL
(cont'd)
Pete Aguilar of CA
Wesley Bell of MO
Ami Bera of CA
Don Beyer of VA
Janelle Bynum of OR
Ed Case of HI
Sean Casten of IL
Kathy Castor of FL
(cont'd)
December 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
And now, the 47 cowardly Democrats who were whipped by leadership to vote 'present' on the impeachment resolution today:
Pete Aguilar of CA
Wesley Bell of MO
Ami Bera of CA
Don Beyer of VA
Janelle Bynum of OR
Ed Case of HI
Sean Casten of IL
Kathy Castor of FL
(cont'd)
Pete Aguilar of CA
Wesley Bell of MO
Ami Bera of CA
Don Beyer of VA
Janelle Bynum of OR
Ed Case of HI
Sean Casten of IL
Kathy Castor of FL
(cont'd)
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Brad is hitting me right where I live!!
California politicians, this is what we want. We want you to love your community, to believe in us, to reject the whims of Tech oligarchs, and to understand that we all thrive together.
California politicians, this is what we want. We want you to love your community, to believe in us, to reject the whims of Tech oligarchs, and to understand that we all thrive together.
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Brad is hitting me right where I live!!
California politicians, this is what we want. We want you to love your community, to believe in us, to reject the whims of Tech oligarchs, and to understand that we all thrive together.
California politicians, this is what we want. We want you to love your community, to believe in us, to reject the whims of Tech oligarchs, and to understand that we all thrive together.
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Exactly. There has been a lot of bluster and some house defections, but not a single senator has officially called for Schumer to step aside. Not Bernie, not Warren. None of them.
until Senate Democrats indicate they don't agree with his leadership — and they can vote any time to replace him — yes. It should be assumed that he has the full support of every Senate Democrat
So are we gonna let Schumer handle the next extension/shutdown next month and get played for a 3rd time or ???
December 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Exactly. There has been a lot of bluster and some house defections, but not a single senator has officially called for Schumer to step aside. Not Bernie, not Warren. None of them.
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Here is the full text. It’s short and I LOVE short impeachment articles if they are strong. Which these are!
algreen.house.gov
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Here is the full text. It’s short and I LOVE short impeachment articles if they are strong. Which these are!
I've never watched that Jean Smart TV series about comedians and now I'm being accused of "Hacks" evasion.
I didn’t read “Where the Wild Things Are” and now I’m being accused of Max evasion.
I opted to fly into Ontario CA & now I'm being accused of LAX evasion.
December 11, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I've never watched that Jean Smart TV series about comedians and now I'm being accused of "Hacks" evasion.
Good grief...
It'll be "Air Pirates" on an unimaginable scale...
It'll be "Air Pirates" on an unimaginable scale...
Disney's about to open Pandora's Box. Let's see what chaos comes out of this cause there's no way that they can cover virtually every despicable thing anyone online can ask AI to make.
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Good grief...
It'll be "Air Pirates" on an unimaginable scale...
It'll be "Air Pirates" on an unimaginable scale...
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Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists.
December 31, 2024 at 11:26 AM
Just reminded of the "Scully Effect" - that girls who watched the X-files were more likely to pursue careers in science- but this ignores the bigger "Mulder Effect" which inspired a whole generation of young men to become socially awkward porn addicted conspiracy theorists.
I've recently listened to both @ifbookspod.bsky.social and @bookversusmovie.bsky.social discuss "He's Just Not That Into You".
It was interesting to get the different perspectives.
It was interesting to get the different perspectives.
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I've recently listened to both @ifbookspod.bsky.social and @bookversusmovie.bsky.social discuss "He's Just Not That Into You".
It was interesting to get the different perspectives.
It was interesting to get the different perspectives.
Started referring to McDonalds as "M.C. Donny's".
My friends love it.
They LOVE it.
My friends love it.
They LOVE it.
December 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Started referring to McDonalds as "M.C. Donny's".
My friends love it.
They LOVE it.
My friends love it.
They LOVE it.
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Just a reminder that it seems normal for Republicans to take health insurance from millions on purpose since they've been trying to do that forever, but they've never succeeded before. And lots of people are going to die because ot it.
For the first time in US history, the GOP is intentionally uninsuring millions of Americans
Paul Ryan's wettest dream is about to come true. And it's everything Ted Cruz tried to prevent.
www.thefarce.org
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Just a reminder that it seems normal for Republicans to take health insurance from millions on purpose since they've been trying to do that forever, but they've never succeeded before. And lots of people are going to die because ot it.
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I’m forever befuddled that some men will watch my cultural commentary videos, then turn around and watch WHATEVER or Fresh and Fit, and their takeaway is “Siri should guest on these pods”
I’m not willing to be used as livestock for redpill engagement farming.
I’m not willing to be used as livestock for redpill engagement farming.
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m forever befuddled that some men will watch my cultural commentary videos, then turn around and watch WHATEVER or Fresh and Fit, and their takeaway is “Siri should guest on these pods”
I’m not willing to be used as livestock for redpill engagement farming.
I’m not willing to be used as livestock for redpill engagement farming.
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Jasmine Crockett: “Democrats that believe the only way that you can win is by being soft & sounding like a Republican — That is not true —
What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them
fight for better health care
fight for access to jobs
fight for education”
What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them
fight for better health care
fight for access to jobs
fight for education”
December 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Jasmine Crockett: “Democrats that believe the only way that you can win is by being soft & sounding like a Republican — That is not true —
What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them
fight for better health care
fight for access to jobs
fight for education”
What people are looking for are people that are tough & are going to fight for them
fight for better health care
fight for access to jobs
fight for education”
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John Denver was one of those artists who fully embraced the emotional (and physical) reality of the Muppets, which is why their handful of collaborations still ring genuine...
December 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
John Denver was one of those artists who fully embraced the emotional (and physical) reality of the Muppets, which is why their handful of collaborations still ring genuine...
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It is an amazing thing how it is OK those funds but not for students. And when you add the fact that HE FUCKING TOLD THEM HE WAS GOING TO JACK THOSE TARIFFS AND HE DID IT BEFORE!!! But I digress
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December 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It is an amazing thing how it is OK those funds but not for students. And when you add the fact that HE FUCKING TOLD THEM HE WAS GOING TO JACK THOSE TARIFFS AND HE DID IT BEFORE!!! But I digress
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Whenever I see Dolly Parton in anything new lately, I find myself worrying about her posture.
I hope she's OK...
I hope she's OK...
December 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Whenever I see Dolly Parton in anything new lately, I find myself worrying about her posture.
I hope she's OK...
I hope she's OK...
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We need every visible Democrat to start publicly and prominently calling for the same thing: Impeach. Convict. Remove.
We chose you to stand for our best interests. Now is the time.
There is blood on the hands of everyone staying silent. There will be more if he is not stopped.
We chose you to stand for our best interests. Now is the time.
There is blood on the hands of everyone staying silent. There will be more if he is not stopped.
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We need every visible Democrat to start publicly and prominently calling for the same thing: Impeach. Convict. Remove.
We chose you to stand for our best interests. Now is the time.
There is blood on the hands of everyone staying silent. There will be more if he is not stopped.
We chose you to stand for our best interests. Now is the time.
There is blood on the hands of everyone staying silent. There will be more if he is not stopped.
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ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
December 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ICE detain U.S. citizen for looking Somali—use illegal chokehold to tackle him to ground.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.
Man repeatedly begs agents to look at his digital passport ID—they refuse.
Drove him 7 miles away before releasing him alone into Minnesota snow storm—told him to "walk home" in freezing weather advisory.