Dave "Just the Facts" Amiott
@damiott.bsky.social
Satirist and freelance proofreader. He/Him
Southern California.
Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here:
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114
Southern California.
Listen to my podcast about Dragnet here:
https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/just-the-facts-and-more--6200114
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Netiquette tip, gang-
If you're going to tag my joke, "like" my joke as well.
That way I'll know that you're playing along.
If you don't "like" my joke but you tag it or comment on it anyway, I can only assume that you disliked my joke and felt the need to try to improve it.
If you're going to tag my joke, "like" my joke as well.
That way I'll know that you're playing along.
If you don't "like" my joke but you tag it or comment on it anyway, I can only assume that you disliked my joke and felt the need to try to improve it.
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Dems should bring FGM survivors to the floor & hold press conferences with them to tell their stories and ask why Republicans are putting girls like them at risk to wage a nonsensical war on trans kids’ healthcare
And i very much doubt the Senate will ever even bring this to a vote
And i very much doubt the Senate will ever even bring this to a vote
December 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Dems should bring FGM survivors to the floor & hold press conferences with them to tell their stories and ask why Republicans are putting girls like them at risk to wage a nonsensical war on trans kids’ healthcare
And i very much doubt the Senate will ever even bring this to a vote
And i very much doubt the Senate will ever even bring this to a vote
December 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Wow.
Almost 3 weeks left in this campaign and it's already beaten the funding goal by $6,000.
Almost 3 weeks left in this campaign and it's already beaten the funding goal by $6,000.
A lot of you MST3K nerds like "The Final Sacrifice" more than I do, so you may want to fund this:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
@optimstie.bsky.social , care to give it a signal boost?
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rea...
@optimstie.bsky.social , care to give it a signal boost?
Coming soon: The Making of THE FINAL SACRIFICE
The Flying Dutchman Tells All: After years of wild rumors & speculation, the director of this MST3K classic comes clean!
www.kickstarter.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Wow.
Almost 3 weeks left in this campaign and it's already beaten the funding goal by $6,000.
Almost 3 weeks left in this campaign and it's already beaten the funding goal by $6,000.
"Typeface".
He means "typeface".
He means "typeface".
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
"Typeface".
He means "typeface".
He means "typeface".
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Free Mumia
Supporters of Mumia Abu-Jamal are on a 103-mile march ending Tuesday in Frackville, Pennsylvania, where he is imprisoned. The march ends on the same day Abu-Jamal was arrested in 1981 for the murder of Philadelphia police officer Daniel Faulkner, for which he has always maintained his innocence.
Mumia Abu-Jamal’s Supporters Demand Medical Care for Him and Aging Prisoners
Supporters marched 103 miles to Frackville, Pennsylvania, where the well-known political prisoner is incarcerated.
truthout.org
December 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Free Mumia
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Or Henry fucking Kissinger's
December 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Or Henry fucking Kissinger's
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Did you know that before Nixon and Reagan, health insurance companies in America were non-profit? Yep, they screamed about "socialized medicine" and gradually shifted the focus of our entire healthcare system from public welfare to... making bucks off illness.
December 7, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Did you know that before Nixon and Reagan, health insurance companies in America were non-profit? Yep, they screamed about "socialized medicine" and gradually shifted the focus of our entire healthcare system from public welfare to... making bucks off illness.
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Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
"I need to use A.I. because I'm not good at art."
Aha. Well, the good news is that you're probably good at something else.
You can get someone to pay you to do what you're good at, then use some that money to pay an artist.
Aha. Well, the good news is that you're probably good at something else.
You can get someone to pay you to do what you're good at, then use some that money to pay an artist.
December 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
"I need to use A.I. because I'm not good at art."
Aha. Well, the good news is that you're probably good at something else.
You can get someone to pay you to do what you're good at, then use some that money to pay an artist.
Aha. Well, the good news is that you're probably good at something else.
You can get someone to pay you to do what you're good at, then use some that money to pay an artist.
He's not on Bluesky, but we don't hold that against him.
My friend Rob Kugler is a veteran, author, and animal safety activist.
He has several active fundraising campaigns and charitable organizations.
You can donate or access his books here:
linktr.ee/robkugler?ut...
He has several active fundraising campaigns and charitable organizations.
You can donate or access his books here:
linktr.ee/robkugler?ut...
robkugler | Instagram | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
linktr.ee
December 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
He's not on Bluesky, but we don't hold that against him.
My friend Rob Kugler is a veteran, author, and animal safety activist.
He has several active fundraising campaigns and charitable organizations.
You can donate or access his books here:
linktr.ee/robkugler?ut...
He has several active fundraising campaigns and charitable organizations.
You can donate or access his books here:
linktr.ee/robkugler?ut...
robkugler | Instagram | Linktree
Linktree. Make your link do more.
linktr.ee
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My friend Rob Kugler is a veteran, author, and animal safety activist.
He has several active fundraising campaigns and charitable organizations.
You can donate or access his books here:
linktr.ee/robkugler?ut...
He has several active fundraising campaigns and charitable organizations.
You can donate or access his books here:
linktr.ee/robkugler?ut...
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the core idea that can radicalize people is so simple:
there is enough.
there is enough food to feed everyone. enough resources to house everyone. money and technology and medicine to stop the suffering of people around the globe.
once you accept that there's only one question:
why don't we?
there is enough.
there is enough food to feed everyone. enough resources to house everyone. money and technology and medicine to stop the suffering of people around the globe.
once you accept that there's only one question:
why don't we?
July 7, 2025 at 12:57 PM
the core idea that can radicalize people is so simple:
there is enough.
there is enough food to feed everyone. enough resources to house everyone. money and technology and medicine to stop the suffering of people around the globe.
once you accept that there's only one question:
why don't we?
there is enough.
there is enough food to feed everyone. enough resources to house everyone. money and technology and medicine to stop the suffering of people around the globe.
once you accept that there's only one question:
why don't we?
OK, look, I'm just going to say it:
It doesn't seem like it would be THAT difficult to repair a hole in a washtub.
Like, just jam some cork in it, maybe?
It doesn't seem like it would be THAT difficult to repair a hole in a washtub.
Like, just jam some cork in it, maybe?
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
OK, look, I'm just going to say it:
It doesn't seem like it would be THAT difficult to repair a hole in a washtub.
Like, just jam some cork in it, maybe?
It doesn't seem like it would be THAT difficult to repair a hole in a washtub.
Like, just jam some cork in it, maybe?
So, over on The Old Site (which I only use for DMs because you send pictures), it's asking me to create a separate PIN (different from my login password) for secure access to my DMs.
I'm not doing that.
So, I suppose there are some people I just won't contact any more...
I'm not doing that.
So, I suppose there are some people I just won't contact any more...
December 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
So, over on The Old Site (which I only use for DMs because you send pictures), it's asking me to create a separate PIN (different from my login password) for secure access to my DMs.
I'm not doing that.
So, I suppose there are some people I just won't contact any more...
I'm not doing that.
So, I suppose there are some people I just won't contact any more...
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Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away
White House Scraps Cash Payments for Delayed or Canceled Flights
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Remember, as Sean Duffy keeps telling us his ideas for air travel -- dress up nice for your flight! do a little workout before you get on too! -- this is an actual Good Thing We Wanted that Democrats secured for us before these assholes took it away
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I deleted the post about Tom Lyle, my professor and the designer of the Scarlet Spider costume,
It turns out that the article it was in response to, concerning Sara Pichelli, was misleading click bait.
I don't want something that really happened to Prof Lyle be attached to something that didn't.
It turns out that the article it was in response to, concerning Sara Pichelli, was misleading click bait.
I don't want something that really happened to Prof Lyle be attached to something that didn't.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I deleted the post about Tom Lyle, my professor and the designer of the Scarlet Spider costume,
It turns out that the article it was in response to, concerning Sara Pichelli, was misleading click bait.
I don't want something that really happened to Prof Lyle be attached to something that didn't.
It turns out that the article it was in response to, concerning Sara Pichelli, was misleading click bait.
I don't want something that really happened to Prof Lyle be attached to something that didn't.
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From a while back but... evergreen
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
From a while back but... evergreen
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The is article is very good.
Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, “That’s gross.”
Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, “That’s gross.”
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The is article is very good.
Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, “That’s gross.”
Also, if your, more famous than you, comedy friends are doing shit like Killy Tony and Skankfest, even though they are your buddy who still does your bar show, they’re friends with/take money from facists and instead of kissing their ass you should say, “That’s gross.”
OK, Rick Sloane is no Andy Sidaris, but I firmly believe that he made EXACTLY the movies he wanted to make, with the resources that he had.
He's as much of an auteur as Hitchcock or Kurasawa.
He's as much of an auteur as Hitchcock or Kurasawa.
The new Vinegar Syndrome Blu-ray release of Vice Academy 1-6 reviewed! @vinsyn.bsky.social #cultfilms #blurayreviews tinyurl.com/yppp4ajh
December 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
OK, Rick Sloane is no Andy Sidaris, but I firmly believe that he made EXACTLY the movies he wanted to make, with the resources that he had.
He's as much of an auteur as Hitchcock or Kurasawa.
He's as much of an auteur as Hitchcock or Kurasawa.
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I don't know if folks who didn't grow up in the Christian church grasp how painfully clear the Bible is about treating all humans with dignity and respect. Jesus was like PRETEND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ME IF THAT HELPS.
And yet!
And yet!
Leviticus 19:33-34
New International Version
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
New International Version
33 “‘When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. 34 The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I don't know if folks who didn't grow up in the Christian church grasp how painfully clear the Bible is about treating all humans with dignity and respect. Jesus was like PRETEND THOSE PEOPLE ARE ME IF THAT HELPS.
And yet!
And yet!
Pfft.
I once rode the GADGETcoaster 3 times in a hour.
Where's MY prize?
I once rode the GADGETcoaster 3 times in a hour.
Where's MY prize?
Ka-Chow!
🏁 On Dec. 8, Disney superfan Jon Hale will ride the Radiator Springs Racers for the 15,000th time! 🏎
😆👏
🏁 On Dec. 8, Disney superfan Jon Hale will ride the Radiator Springs Racers for the 15,000th time! 🏎
😆👏
Disney superfan looks to break Radiator Springs Racers record
YouTube video by ABC7
youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pfft.
I once rode the GADGETcoaster 3 times in a hour.
Where's MY prize?
I once rode the GADGETcoaster 3 times in a hour.
Where's MY prize?
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We heard from students who feel the squeeze already: rent too high, safety uncertain, cost of living out of control. The working class deserves better than an economy designed to keep them anxious and exhausted. We’re building that better. #CA32
December 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
We heard from students who feel the squeeze already: rent too high, safety uncertain, cost of living out of control. The working class deserves better than an economy designed to keep them anxious and exhausted. We’re building that better. #CA32
Monday morning Ross finds. $9 each. I had not seen reports of Tele-Vipers showing up, so that was a nice surprise.
These were the 3 Cobras from 1985 that I had as a kid. Never had a Crimson Guard or the first 3 Dreadnoks.
These were the 3 Cobras from 1985 that I had as a kid. Never had a Crimson Guard or the first 3 Dreadnoks.
December 8, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Monday morning Ross finds. $9 each. I had not seen reports of Tele-Vipers showing up, so that was a nice surprise.
These were the 3 Cobras from 1985 that I had as a kid. Never had a Crimson Guard or the first 3 Dreadnoks.
These were the 3 Cobras from 1985 that I had as a kid. Never had a Crimson Guard or the first 3 Dreadnoks.
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Monday Mantra
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Monday Mantra