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Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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I'm totally with Hawke about AI and the lack of creativity involved. I'm with him on everything except "I like the way they smell."

But friends of mine, my main thought was "That is a slick-looking coat. I need to dress better."
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Personally I'm a fan of a nice Garamond font under the right circumstances.

But for Marco and his mailbox head, I'm gonna go with Comic Papyrus.
Designer Combines Papyrus and Comic Sans, The End Is Near
Comic Sans and Papyrus, two font names that are like nails on a chalkboard to designers. The only thing that could potentially top seeing these two
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December 10, 2025 at 5:38 AM
D&D YouTube has entered this weird metacommentary phase of "Is D&D YouTube dying or isn't it?"
December 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm gonna fill mine with Atomic Fireball candies.

And then when people see it, they're gonna be like "Is that a Godzilla head filled with Atomic Fireballs?"

And I'm gonna be like "Hell, yeah it is. What'd you decorate your house with? A 'Live, Laugh, Love' sign? Ha!"
Alamo Drafthouse has finalized it's upcoming Godzilla popcorn bucket. Due to be released in January 2026.

giftshop.drafthouse.com/products/god...

#Godzilla #alamodrafthouse #popcornbucket #merchandise #kingofthemonsters #Kaiju #thatguymagnus  @GodzillaToho  @GodzillaOfficial
December 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
DQ really left money on the table by not having any sort of "IT: Welcome to Dairy" promotion.
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
When you're the only one in the room who doesn't give a toot about Avatar.
December 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Prickle could only sit there as Gumby described the plot of "House of Leaves."
December 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
My favorite genre of dudebro is "grown man angry about children's media because it's not the same as the stuff he grew up on."
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Still bummed we never got that Lethal Weapon prequel.

I would have loved to see Murtaugh say "I am exactly the right age for this."
December 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Brian Transplant
Once I stayed up all night drawing actual illustrations for a spot that ran nationally on short notice and I would like to tell the people who “hardly slept” because they were “writing prompts” that they are soft pathetic babies who can go to baby hell.
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

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December 9, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I'm gonna release my own OSR game called "Oh, Shit! Revenants!"

To promote it, I'm releasing some ASMR videos. "Aw, Shit! More Revenants!"
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
1. This is really good.

2. It does require the Cyberpunk RED core book to play.

3. It's full of... uh... Gosh, what's the word?
December 9, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Randolph and Mortimer Duke
December 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Wondering if I can 3D print a "DROP AND RUN" tube to use as a dice shaker.
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Online video game marketplaces: Stop trying to tell me Hogwarts Legacy, or you can suck the warts on my h--

No, wait. That's terrible. Who wrote this?
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 AM
We're talking about the Shingles shot?

Last two times I asked, I "wasn't old enough." Christ, I'm in my 40s and I'd rather not get that shit.

I'm not saying anything bad about it. I literally want the shot. Why can't I?
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Unity means everyone.
Reel Big Fish "Whatever U Celebrate" from Happy Skalidays EP
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December 9, 2025 at 5:18 AM
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Telling my stupid dad jokes without using an alt account = corny on main.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
you will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Three community copies left.

But maybe if you're really good, Santa Brian will leave some more under the tree this December.
Cult of the Drive-in by Brian Transplant
A solo film curation RPG
briantransplant.itch.io
December 9, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When I was working on "Cult of the Drive-in," my first double feature was Night of the Comet and Chopping Mall, booked as the "Never Go to the Mall with Kelli Maroney" double feature.
This Christmas at the Revue, celebrate the reason for the season – the return of the zombifying comet that killed the dinos, leaving valley girls to inherit the earth!

It's NIGHT OF THE COMET on 35 mm! Trailer by Nathan Boone, sponsored by @baystreetvideo.bsky.social!
revuecinema.ca/films/night-...
December 9, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Christmas songs, chronologically

The First Noel
Last Christmas
This Christmas
Meet Me Next Christmas
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Bast Christmas
I worshipped a cat
But the very next day
She battled a snake
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me: Letting my faucet drip so my pipes don't freeze.

My cat: "This is exquisite! And it keeps coming out of here, you say? Forever? Human, you've outdone yourself!"
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM