Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
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Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
Zine supply update.
Cut out a lot more letters of various sizes. I have simultaneously more and fewer letters than I need.
Title page and section titles will all be done in "ransom note" style. Main body will be typed or written. Layout will be done with a glue stick.
Cut out a lot more letters of various sizes. I have simultaneously more and fewer letters than I need.
Title page and section titles will all be done in "ransom note" style. Main body will be typed or written. Layout will be done with a glue stick.
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Zine supply update.
Cut out a lot more letters of various sizes. I have simultaneously more and fewer letters than I need.
Title page and section titles will all be done in "ransom note" style. Main body will be typed or written. Layout will be done with a glue stick.
Cut out a lot more letters of various sizes. I have simultaneously more and fewer letters than I need.
Title page and section titles will all be done in "ransom note" style. Main body will be typed or written. Layout will be done with a glue stick.
Cutting out more letters for the zine. I probably won't even end up using the majority of these. I just want options. And all I can think of is that scene from "Who's Harry Crumb."
"You find that crazy typewriter, and you'll have our kidnapper."
"You find that crazy typewriter, and you'll have our kidnapper."
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Cutting out more letters for the zine. I probably won't even end up using the majority of these. I just want options. And all I can think of is that scene from "Who's Harry Crumb."
"You find that crazy typewriter, and you'll have our kidnapper."
"You find that crazy typewriter, and you'll have our kidnapper."
That's my favorite film genre. Hard to pick just one. But today, I'm gonna go with "Dead Heat," in which a cop named Roger Mortis gets brought back from the dead to solve his own murder.
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
That's my favorite film genre. Hard to pick just one. But today, I'm gonna go with "Dead Heat," in which a cop named Roger Mortis gets brought back from the dead to solve his own murder.
There are two gas stations near my house that have both installed external speakers. And 24/7, they keep pumping out music that all sounds like "Reason" by Ian Van Dahl.
I'm just trying to put $20 in my tank, and I end up going back in time to an early 2000s rave.
I'm just trying to put $20 in my tank, and I end up going back in time to an early 2000s rave.
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
There are two gas stations near my house that have both installed external speakers. And 24/7, they keep pumping out music that all sounds like "Reason" by Ian Van Dahl.
I'm just trying to put $20 in my tank, and I end up going back in time to an early 2000s rave.
I'm just trying to put $20 in my tank, and I end up going back in time to an early 2000s rave.
Henry Cavill is in the new Voltron movie?
I only hope there's a scene in which Voltron cocks its arms like guns before it punches someone.
I only hope there's a scene in which Voltron cocks its arms like guns before it punches someone.
Hasbro and MGM Studios will partner to produce action figures, toys, and roleplay items for the upcoming live action Voltron movie - bit.ly/4tiGFvP
February 4, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Henry Cavill is in the new Voltron movie?
I only hope there's a scene in which Voltron cocks its arms like guns before it punches someone.
I only hope there's a scene in which Voltron cocks its arms like guns before it punches someone.
Cutting out letters from cereal boxes, food packages, and old junkmail, so I can continue working on my old punk dude zine.
Doing the entire zine with scissors, glue, glue sticks, and "analog" layout. It'll be the good kind of slop (not AI, but intentionally janky).
Doing the entire zine with scissors, glue, glue sticks, and "analog" layout. It'll be the good kind of slop (not AI, but intentionally janky).
February 4, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Cutting out letters from cereal boxes, food packages, and old junkmail, so I can continue working on my old punk dude zine.
Doing the entire zine with scissors, glue, glue sticks, and "analog" layout. It'll be the good kind of slop (not AI, but intentionally janky).
Doing the entire zine with scissors, glue, glue sticks, and "analog" layout. It'll be the good kind of slop (not AI, but intentionally janky).
"Battlestar Galactica vs. The Pop Punk Message Board pt. VI: Grivet Loves Goats" by House Boat.
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
"Battlestar Galactica vs. The Pop Punk Message Board pt. VI: Grivet Loves Goats" by House Boat.
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Coldplay
Aerosmith
Sublime
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pantera
Coldplay
Aerosmith
Sublime
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pantera
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
1. Chappell Roan
2. Mountain Goats
3. the Eve 6 guy
4. Rage Against The Machine
5. Raffi
1. Chappell Roan
2. Mountain Goats
3. the Eve 6 guy
4. Rage Against The Machine
5. Raffi
I want five bands you can’t fucking stand
Machine Gun Kelly
Pat Boone
Amy Grant
Peter Cetera
W.A.S.P.
Machine Gun Kelly
Pat Boone
Amy Grant
Peter Cetera
W.A.S.P.
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I want five bands you can't fucking stand
Coldplay
Aerosmith
Sublime
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pantera
Coldplay
Aerosmith
Sublime
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Pantera
I know there are probably a lot more movies that belong on this list. It's a work in progress.
Acting With Myself
A list of movies in which actors share screen time with themselves. This could be by an actor playing multiple roles, time travel, cloning, being twins or triplets, or any other excuse to get someone ...
letterboxd.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I know there are probably a lot more movies that belong on this list. It's a work in progress.
I have never replied "would" to a photo of a person.
I have, however, made such replies to photos of sandwiches and barbecued food.
I have, however, made such replies to photos of sandwiches and barbecued food.
February 3, 2026 at 10:37 PM
I have never replied "would" to a photo of a person.
I have, however, made such replies to photos of sandwiches and barbecued food.
I have, however, made such replies to photos of sandwiches and barbecued food.
Mike coming back is an interesting development. But if we're being honest, I was hoping to see @optimstie.bsky.social fitted for a jumpsuit.
February 3, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Mike coming back is an interesting development. But if we're being honest, I was hoping to see @optimstie.bsky.social fitted for a jumpsuit.
Here's where Denny's messed up: I totally would have ordered Nannerpuss if it was a real item menu.
a stack of pancakes with a banana peel on top of them
Alt: Nannerpuss - half-peeled banana in which the rest of the peel is split to resemble octopus tentacles. It sits atop a stack of pancakes with various items in some sort of blue liquid on a plate. The banana peel tentacles are moving up and down, as if being pulled by strings.
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Here's where Denny's messed up: I totally would have ordered Nannerpuss if it was a real item menu.
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I digitally erase sticks and strings from Muppet movies, so they look better on Blu-ray and streaming."
"You... You are a monster!"
"I digitally erase sticks and strings from Muppet movies, so they look better on Blu-ray and streaming."
"You... You are a monster!"
February 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
"So what do you do for a living?"
"I digitally erase sticks and strings from Muppet movies, so they look better on Blu-ray and streaming."
"You... You are a monster!"
"I digitally erase sticks and strings from Muppet movies, so they look better on Blu-ray and streaming."
"You... You are a monster!"
I bought a few retro gaming things from AliExpress a long time ago. And now it keeps emailing me like some kind of reply guy.
"To pair with what you purchased."
Nah. I made my purchase. If I wanted anything else with it, I would have ordered that, too. We're done.
"To pair with what you purchased."
Nah. I made my purchase. If I wanted anything else with it, I would have ordered that, too. We're done.
February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I bought a few retro gaming things from AliExpress a long time ago. And now it keeps emailing me like some kind of reply guy.
"To pair with what you purchased."
Nah. I made my purchase. If I wanted anything else with it, I would have ordered that, too. We're done.
"To pair with what you purchased."
Nah. I made my purchase. If I wanted anything else with it, I would have ordered that, too. We're done.
In the Kingdom of the Shitposters, the Man with One Eye Is King
The shitposters of penzance
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Shitpost Ford
January 31, 2026 at 9:32 AM
In the Kingdom of the Shitposters, the Man with One Eye Is King
Let's start a fight.
Best desktop environment: GNOME, KDE, XFCE, or some other hooey that nobody cares about?
Best desktop environment: GNOME, KDE, XFCE, or some other hooey that nobody cares about?
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 AM
Let's start a fight.
Best desktop environment: GNOME, KDE, XFCE, or some other hooey that nobody cares about?
Best desktop environment: GNOME, KDE, XFCE, or some other hooey that nobody cares about?
I still have no idea why there's a new Street Fighter movie. The first one was perfect.
Yes, it was.
Don't give me that look.
Yes, it was.
Don't give me that look.
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I still have no idea why there's a new Street Fighter movie. The first one was perfect.
Yes, it was.
Don't give me that look.
Yes, it was.
Don't give me that look.
Juist beat the third dungeon in Skyward Sword. Didn't get hit once by the boss. And I'm not some sort of "pro gamer." The boss was just that easy to dodge.
January 30, 2026 at 8:33 AM
Juist beat the third dungeon in Skyward Sword. Didn't get hit once by the boss. And I'm not some sort of "pro gamer." The boss was just that easy to dodge.
My favorite AI dudebros are the ones who protect their "prompts" because they don't want them "stolen."
Apparently IP theft is only bad when it happens to them.
Apparently IP theft is only bad when it happens to them.
January 29, 2026 at 9:41 PM
My favorite AI dudebros are the ones who protect their "prompts" because they don't want them "stolen."
Apparently IP theft is only bad when it happens to them.
Apparently IP theft is only bad when it happens to them.
If I wanted to read, play, listen to, or watch AI slop, I wouldn't pay for it. I'd just prompt it myself.
But I don't, so I don't.
But I don't, so I don't.
January 29, 2026 at 7:43 PM
If I wanted to read, play, listen to, or watch AI slop, I wouldn't pay for it. I'd just prompt it myself.
But I don't, so I don't.
But I don't, so I don't.
I found a haunted Superman 64 cartridge. When you put it into your console, it boots up Superman 64.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 AM
I found a haunted Superman 64 cartridge. When you put it into your console, it boots up Superman 64.
Drop a bad guy you actually love.
January 27, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Drop a bad guy you actually love.
Buzz Lightyear has seen some shit.
Even more #CosmicLegions Character Packs are here like the Sentry Upgrade set
Even more #CosmicLegions Character Packs are here like the Sentry Upgrade set
Enhance and update your Cosmic Legions collection with some brand new Upgrade Cosmic Character Pack from Four Horsemen
dlvr.it
January 27, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Buzz Lightyear has seen some shit.