Brian Transplant
@briantransplant.com
TTRPG creator and paginator. Occasional musician. Sometimes pixel artist. He/him/his.
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
Creator of @cultofthedrivein.com
https://linktr.ee/briantransplant
https://skastodon.com/
Christmas songs, chronologically
The First Noel
Last Christmas
This Christmas
Meet Me Next Christmas
The First Noel
Last Christmas
This Christmas
Meet Me Next Christmas
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Christmas songs, chronologically
The First Noel
Last Christmas
This Christmas
Meet Me Next Christmas
The First Noel
Last Christmas
This Christmas
Meet Me Next Christmas
Bast Christmas
I worshipped a cat
But the very next day
She battled a snake
I worshipped a cat
But the very next day
She battled a snake
December 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Bast Christmas
I worshipped a cat
But the very next day
She battled a snake
I worshipped a cat
But the very next day
She battled a snake
Me: Letting my faucet drip so my pipes don't freeze.
My cat: "This is exquisite! And it keeps coming out of here, you say? Forever? Human, you've outdone yourself!"
My cat: "This is exquisite! And it keeps coming out of here, you say? Forever? Human, you've outdone yourself!"
December 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Me: Letting my faucet drip so my pipes don't freeze.
My cat: "This is exquisite! And it keeps coming out of here, you say? Forever? Human, you've outdone yourself!"
My cat: "This is exquisite! And it keeps coming out of here, you say? Forever? Human, you've outdone yourself!"
Sometimes I'll see a book that has a real photo for its cover, but I can tell someone used AI upscaling to make the photo an appropriate resolution.
It makes the photo subjects look like that old Duracell commercial.
It makes the photo subjects look like that old Duracell commercial.
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Sometimes I'll see a book that has a real photo for its cover, but I can tell someone used AI upscaling to make the photo an appropriate resolution.
It makes the photo subjects look like that old Duracell commercial.
It makes the photo subjects look like that old Duracell commercial.
"Gemini, I'm jus feeling terrible lately. I'm not moving forward in life, and I feel like I'm spinning my wheels."
🤖"Spinning your wheels? Then you need Goodyear all-weather tires and Valvoline synthetic motor oil!"
"Goddamn it, I'm depressed!"
🤖"Sounds like you need a McDonald's Happy Meal!"
🤖"Spinning your wheels? Then you need Goodyear all-weather tires and Valvoline synthetic motor oil!"
"Goddamn it, I'm depressed!"
🤖"Sounds like you need a McDonald's Happy Meal!"
Google is about to bring ads to its AI chatbot Gemini.
The tech giant has reportedly informed advertisers of the decision, with the ads set to begin in 2026.
www.adweek.com/media/google...
The tech giant has reportedly informed advertisers of the decision, with the ads set to begin in 2026.
www.adweek.com/media/google...
EXCLUSIVE: Google Tells Advertisers It’ll Bring Ads to Gemini in 2026
The discussions mark the first time advertisers have heard directly from Google about monetizing its Gemini AI chatbot
www.adweek.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
"Gemini, I'm jus feeling terrible lately. I'm not moving forward in life, and I feel like I'm spinning my wheels."
🤖"Spinning your wheels? Then you need Goodyear all-weather tires and Valvoline synthetic motor oil!"
"Goddamn it, I'm depressed!"
🤖"Sounds like you need a McDonald's Happy Meal!"
🤖"Spinning your wheels? Then you need Goodyear all-weather tires and Valvoline synthetic motor oil!"
"Goddamn it, I'm depressed!"
🤖"Sounds like you need a McDonald's Happy Meal!"
So about 7-8 years ago I had a dream: I was driving home from work, when I turned on my radio. Arnold Schwarzenegger was singing "Last Christmas."
I distinctly remember saying "What the hell?"
And then unfortunately I woke up before anything else happened.
I distinctly remember saying "What the hell?"
And then unfortunately I woke up before anything else happened.
December 8, 2025 at 6:47 AM
So about 7-8 years ago I had a dream: I was driving home from work, when I turned on my radio. Arnold Schwarzenegger was singing "Last Christmas."
I distinctly remember saying "What the hell?"
And then unfortunately I woke up before anything else happened.
I distinctly remember saying "What the hell?"
And then unfortunately I woke up before anything else happened.
One of my early 2026 plans is to take some cheap 1:32 diecast cars and kitbash the hell out of them, to make them look like they belong in Cyberpunk RED.
They're those cars you find in the "impulse buy" section of like every store.
They're those cars you find in the "impulse buy" section of like every store.
December 8, 2025 at 6:04 AM
One of my early 2026 plans is to take some cheap 1:32 diecast cars and kitbash the hell out of them, to make them look like they belong in Cyberpunk RED.
They're those cars you find in the "impulse buy" section of like every store.
They're those cars you find in the "impulse buy" section of like every store.
"In this house, we say Merry Christmas."
Yeah? Well in Run's house, they say "Whose house? (say what?) Run's house!"
Yeah? Well in Run's house, they say "Whose house? (say what?) Run's house!"
December 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"In this house, we say Merry Christmas."
Yeah? Well in Run's house, they say "Whose house? (say what?) Run's house!"
Yeah? Well in Run's house, they say "Whose house? (say what?) Run's house!"
Wight Christmas
December 8, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wight Christmas
Every Kyle Hill video: "You want to hear about the worst possible way someone can die?"
Me: "(Sigh) ...Yeah."
Me: "(Sigh) ...Yeah."
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Every Kyle Hill video: "You want to hear about the worst possible way someone can die?"
Me: "(Sigh) ...Yeah."
Me: "(Sigh) ...Yeah."
Shamless plug: Not sure what to get the movie lover in your life?
Cult of the Drive-in by Brian Transplant
A solo film curation RPG
briantransplant.itch.io
December 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Shamless plug: Not sure what to get the movie lover in your life?
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
Wallet chains should make a comeback.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Wallet chains should make a comeback.
Frankenberry is the doctor, not the creature. And that's so much scarier. There's some mad scientist running around, stitching together cadaver parts with artificial strawberry flavoring.
December 7, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Frankenberry is the doctor, not the creature. And that's so much scarier. There's some mad scientist running around, stitching together cadaver parts with artificial strawberry flavoring.
It ain't the holidays without @skatunenetwork.bsky.social.
Snow Miser/Heat Miser (SKA COVER)
YouTube video by Ska Tune Network
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 9:48 AM
It ain't the holidays without @skatunenetwork.bsky.social.
Drop an iconic scene
December 7, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Drop an iconic scene
When your character is falling from really high up in a 3D video game (first or third person), do you ever tense up and brace yourself like you're the one who's falling?
And then you get that weird adrenaline spike even though you're sitting still and you're perfectly safe?
Is it just me?
And then you get that weird adrenaline spike even though you're sitting still and you're perfectly safe?
Is it just me?
December 7, 2025 at 8:16 AM
When your character is falling from really high up in a 3D video game (first or third person), do you ever tense up and brace yourself like you're the one who's falling?
And then you get that weird adrenaline spike even though you're sitting still and you're perfectly safe?
Is it just me?
And then you get that weird adrenaline spike even though you're sitting still and you're perfectly safe?
Is it just me?
Simply having a wonderful Frankenstein.
December 7, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Simply having a wonderful Frankenstein.
D&D is the most popular TTRPG in the world.
The most popular LARP is "I'm doing fine."
The most popular LARP is "I'm doing fine."
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
D&D is the most popular TTRPG in the world.
The most popular LARP is "I'm doing fine."
The most popular LARP is "I'm doing fine."
Reminder that Batman & Robin is a Christmas movie... Kind of.
Mr. Freeze at home | Batman & Robin
YouTube video by Flashback FM
www.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Reminder that Batman & Robin is a Christmas movie... Kind of.
Santa Claus: "Eh, you were naughty. Here's some coal, I guess."
Krampus: "You were naughty! Get in the sack! Your immortal soul is going straight to hell forever!"
Krampus: "You were naughty! Get in the sack! Your immortal soul is going straight to hell forever!"
December 6, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Santa Claus: "Eh, you were naughty. Here's some coal, I guess."
Krampus: "You were naughty! Get in the sack! Your immortal soul is going straight to hell forever!"
Krampus: "You were naughty! Get in the sack! Your immortal soul is going straight to hell forever!"
For sale: Checkered Vans, never skanked
December 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
For sale: Checkered Vans, never skanked
I'm Detective John Kimble! I'm a cop, you idiot!
December 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm Detective John Kimble! I'm a cop, you idiot!
Somebody get me one of those giant Utz cheese ball barrels.
I don't even want the cheese balls in it. I just want to go over the falls.
I don't even want the cheese balls in it. I just want to go over the falls.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Somebody get me one of those giant Utz cheese ball barrels.
I don't even want the cheese balls in it. I just want to go over the falls.
I don't even want the cheese balls in it. I just want to go over the falls.