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Isabel Zaw-Tun

@izzyzaw.bsky.social

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · Nov 20

My comedy album is HERE! I hope you listen to it and have a nice little laugh in your apartment or house or shack or wherever the MASH paper assigned you for life.

Album design by the very wonderful @bornmiserable.bsky.social!

Listen to it through whatever platform you want: lnk.to/GBP

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 18h

So apparently avocados are berries, but in certain places they’re referred to as “alligator pears.” As if the world wasn’t fucked up enough, now I have to deal with this

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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 5d

[me logging in] zoinks

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 5d

It’s Beezlebub’s job to be the first one to pull out their phone and start filming it

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 5d

Every day it’s a new thing

Meme of Chris Fleming saying “OK was anybody going to tell me that Idris Elba is a musician / or was I just supposed to see him on the lineup for the Riyadh Music Festival myself?”

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 5d

[me getting body swapped into a teen’s body, experiencing 16 year old knees and metabolism again] lmao what lesson, I’m not swapping back!!!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 5d

you are kidding yourself if you carry a flickering lantern along the winding path through the dark woods and think that the approaching thunderous hoofbeats signal the arrival of anyone other than the inimitable headless horseman

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 5d

Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 5d

Life is so hard nowadays. I yearn for the 90’s, when the worst problem facing society was businessmen neglecting their families, a problem that a simple magical curse could fix in less than a week’s time

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 5d

In high school I knew a lot of girls with “deviated septums” girl it’s fine just say you wanted to feel pretty and your parents had 3k lmao

Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 6d

Sorry I have to gatekeep this one I want people to think I’m all natural

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 20d

Me: sometimes I stay up all night and I don't go to bed. It's called "bonus time".

My loved ones: no it's not.

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Bloody Mary (mirror entity, not cocktail) @marygillis.bsky.social · Aug 21

I'm not "wasting time scrolling social media." I'm gathering telemetry.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · Jan 22

Just gonna scream into this Ziploc. Save it for later.

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Traiken @traiken.bsky.social · 8d

See, the thing about MY hubris is, it's so great, it WON'T lead to my downfall

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 6d

Me to God:

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of two other men

Alt: Michael Scott whispers “don’t you dare”

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 6d

everybody’s jealous of me since I decided to get plastic surgery to have Cuttlefish skin. they‘re resentful because I camouflage myself as a brick wall or a gorseberry bush in order to steal their croissants off their plates at cafes. I’ve never felt so beautiful

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 8d

Whenever I’m feeling down I like to listen to commercials in other languages and pretend I’m on vacation

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 22d

I'm feeling kinda depressed lately but I'm not sure why. Maybe if I do a mental checklist of everything going wrong in my life I'll get to the bottom of this. Wait. Oh no. Never could have anticipated this but that actually made it worse

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blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu.bsky.social · Nov 24

cursed pac-man tattoo roams my flesh at night, gobbling moles and freckles, whispering "you're next, blinky" in my ear

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Hat @hatthebutcher.bsky.social · 26d

Floating some ideas to John Nabisco on how we should kill the keebler elves with an axe

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 25d

As long as it’s clever, it is divinely allowed

Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 25d

I believe that we should be afforded the same grace and dignity in death that we gave our perceived enemies in life. So when I die, you can talk SO much shit. Just roast the hell out of me

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 27d

no, CBC has the rights to it so I can't post it myself I can only promote it (and post what clips they give me)

Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 27d

oh dang, I thought because it's JFL it would have international reach! That makes me sad. There are clips on their Instagram like this one: www.instagram.com/cbcgem/reel/...

CBC Gem on Instagram: "Isabel Zaw-Tun loved every second of giving birth Watch @isabelzawtun’s full set in the latest season of The New Wave of Standup, now streaming on CBC Gem 🎤"

In this hilarious standup comedy set, Isabel Zaw-Tun shares her unapologetic love for giving birth, embracing the attention and affirmation that comes with it. Watch her full set on CBC Gem.

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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 27d

Oh dang! I'm so sad! We've been hit by the comedy tariff

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