Nate
@thenatewolf.bsky.social
1/3 of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social
Rich people clothes can achieve warmth without puffiness. I believe it has something to do with polymers, or tightness of weave, but my puffy parka doesn’t allow me to get close enough to really inspect.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Rich people clothes can achieve warmth without puffiness. I believe it has something to do with polymers, or tightness of weave, but my puffy parka doesn’t allow me to get close enough to really inspect.
“You have beautiful hair,” she whispers. “You sell to me?”
November 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“You have beautiful hair,” she whispers. “You sell to me?”
Everyone’s like “listen to your body, listen to your body.” Honestly, I don’t think my body needs as much mustard as it requests.
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Everyone’s like “listen to your body, listen to your body.” Honestly, I don’t think my body needs as much mustard as it requests.
If I see those teens again I’ll say: “NO, my name is not Mr. Walks, and NO, I am not walking to my mom’s house… My name is Mr. Cool, and I’m walking to cooliversity.”
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
If I see those teens again I’ll say: “NO, my name is not Mr. Walks, and NO, I am not walking to my mom’s house… My name is Mr. Cool, and I’m walking to cooliversity.”
Sighed so hard it extinguished my zippo. My windproof zippo.
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Sighed so hard it extinguished my zippo. My windproof zippo.
I'll be so mad if the scientists figure out how to add or subtract a dimension. I got everything where I like it right now.
November 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I'll be so mad if the scientists figure out how to add or subtract a dimension. I got everything where I like it right now.
I don’t believe in traditional gender roles. I believe men should be allowed to cackle like a witch sometimes.
November 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I don’t believe in traditional gender roles. I believe men should be allowed to cackle like a witch sometimes.
Good project to support if you’re cool.
only 25 hours and 2 minutes left to pledge please!
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Good project to support if you’re cool.
Advanced Lego users glue the legos. If you’re not gluing you’re a casual.
November 18, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Advanced Lego users glue the legos. If you’re not gluing you’re a casual.
If I was expanding foam I wouldn’t fill every crack. I would be more discerning.
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 AM
If I was expanding foam I wouldn’t fill every crack. I would be more discerning.
Explaining to the judge that I’m just a vessel.
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Explaining to the judge that I’m just a vessel.
Just became a legend at the car wash. Showed the guys working there that you can pretend the pressure washing gun is your wiener. They called their boss in and he took a video.
November 17, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just became a legend at the car wash. Showed the guys working there that you can pretend the pressure washing gun is your wiener. They called their boss in and he took a video.
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They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 AM
They want $60 for an hour at the axe throwing place? For that money I can buy a case of beer and my own axe, and throw it at whatever I want until I'm arrested again
I love fancy machines
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
November 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I love fancy machines
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
Gears, and cogs, and pipes that shoot steam
Knobs and buttons and levers and cranks
Fancy machines make me wanna say thanks
I’ve never seen them so red!
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’ve never seen them so red!
Throwing socks in with the sheets so I can play some parachute games when the laundry is done.
November 12, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Throwing socks in with the sheets so I can play some parachute games when the laundry is done.
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Hey, really really tiny spider, what do you eat? A dust? Half a dust?
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hey, really really tiny spider, what do you eat? A dust? Half a dust?
Primordial has got to be the top ooze of all time.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Primordial has got to be the top ooze of all time.
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As the only First Wives Club member of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social its my honor to promote female led mid 90s cinema.
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
The First Wives Club (1996)
open.spotify.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:59 AM
As the only First Wives Club member of @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social its my honor to promote female led mid 90s cinema.
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
Join us it's a social service
Carrie Bradshaw @thenatewolf.bsky.social
Bette Midler @murrman5.bsky.social
Morty @ladybroseph.bsky.social
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
Carving a juice groove into this rolling tray just in case I give up drugs and switch to burritos at some point.
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Carving a juice groove into this rolling tray just in case I give up drugs and switch to burritos at some point.
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NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ FIRST WIVES CLUB
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
November 7, 2025 at 5:07 PM
NEW @nafmcpodcast.bsky.social w/ FIRST WIVES CLUB
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
-John Wayne Gacy for some reason
-big dawg needs a big bowl
-8 hours
-cozween
-long underwear
-7th hell
-Dewey doc Hudson
-quiz, medals and ratings
open.spotify.com/episode/2hAy...
podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/t...
Nobody ever accepts a road muffin, but I’m going to keep offering until I find a guest worthy of my hospitality.
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Nobody ever accepts a road muffin, but I’m going to keep offering until I find a guest worthy of my hospitality.
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[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
November 7, 2025 at 3:49 AM
[while laying in the tub for 35 minutes] what about a cologne that smells like cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
[adding more hot water to the tub] but what cereal?
The hitman lowers his gun. My dancing has reminded him of the beauty of humanity. He will now kill his boss and coworkers to protect me.
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The hitman lowers his gun. My dancing has reminded him of the beauty of humanity. He will now kill his boss and coworkers to protect me.