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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 18h

every person in that Politico article looks like they came out the womb wearing transition lenses

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 10h

setting a trap to catch the elves that are sneaking in and making my clothes smaller

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 12h

I was told by every romcom ever made that this ice cream was gonna make me feel better

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 11h

Somebody I used to meow

Picture of a person with their cat. They have their face painted black and white in the same pattern as the cat. Reminds me of that guy from the band Gotye

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AnnaMolly will delete @anna-molly.bsky.social · 21h

A cartoon comic of a man and a woman standing by a tree. why so lonely cutie says the man to which the woman replies, came here to fart

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Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 20h

Science and Pumpkin spice content 😎

Meme

Scientists created the most white paint ever

The paint: pumpkin spice

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

An 80s training montage of me preparing for a thumb war.

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Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 20h

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a cyber truck. Thought of you.

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Devi 🧙‍♀️✨ @deviwestside.bsky.social · 1d

If I have to wear a bra, I’m not going

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

His head is so empty that when he has a brain fart it echos, and I love that about him

A somewhat fluffy black cat with the magnificent name of Hexagon Bookshelf Frying Pan Jones, who has never thought about anything even once in four years. His nickname is “Princess Boy” because he likes to randomly start singing the song of his people, much like a Disney princess is known to burst into song. He shows his affection by biting you until you pet him, and which point he will likely bite you again if he’s enjoying it or if you stop. He sometimes likes to sit like people, usually with an expression on his face that he’d be having an existential crisis if he knew what one was. His favorite hobby is catnip and his favorite color is food.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

if I ever draft a personal army I’m going straight for Starbucks employees, those mf’ers seen some shit

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · Mar 24

forget weighted blankets. how about a person-sized tortilla press. who's working on this

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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 21h

Accurate

Cat owners: my cat is just the sweetest
Also cat owners:
(Bob from Bob's Burgers tussling with a cat and yelling ow! Owners! Aaaah! Owww! Oh god!!)

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Jen @brokemycoccyx.bsky.social · 23h

A man that makes you laugh.. that’s everything..

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 11d

imagine hating me and i’m just over here redoing confrontations in the shower

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Chy @chyand.bsky.social · 26d

This year feels like when the Kens took over in the Barbie movie.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

ME: Gesundheit.

THEM: But I didn't sneeze.

ME: {mysteriously} Not yet...

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Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 1d

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Sarah ☠️💀👻👽 @goonsquadsarah.bsky.social · 1d

Three layers of snoring cats

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æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d

My husband refused to share his chicken with the cat: A manifesto

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deadshock @debbshock.blue · 1d

dressing for the job I want

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BooberryBlaise @valerieblaise.bsky.social · 1d

Ok. I just had the most petulant “It’s not fair, why is everything so complicated” moment because I needed to move a pillow. Been past my bedtime for a WHILE.

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Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 1d

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 1d

Who’s up fingering their beaver?

A photo of a beaver finger puppet on my finger

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