Ridge 🇨🇦
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View Royal, Vancouver Island
View Royal, Vancouver Island
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Immediately yeth. Good morning! 🩷
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Immediately yeth. Good morning! 🩷
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[bedtime]
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
December 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
[bedtime]
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
daughter: dad, i’m afraid a bug will crawl into my mouth while i’m sleeping
me: don’t be silly, the spiders that live in your eyebrows would catch it first
daughter: …
me: night, sweetheart
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Her: why do you burp so much?
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Her: why do you burp so much?
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
Me: i am but a man full of bubbles
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Wake up thinking it should be the weekend already.
*me, every working day
*me, every working day
December 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Wake up thinking it should be the weekend already.
*me, every working day
*me, every working day
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*taking off tap shoes
I'm sorry I didn't realize you wanted a LAP dance.
I'm sorry I didn't realize you wanted a LAP dance.
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
*taking off tap shoes
I'm sorry I didn't realize you wanted a LAP dance.
I'm sorry I didn't realize you wanted a LAP dance.
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Better Off Dead is a Christmas Movie
December 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Better Off Dead is a Christmas Movie
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Your mom is having a sale…
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Your mom is having a sale…
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imagining sex with you
-no, less me
-no, less me
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
imagining sex with you
-no, less me
-no, less me
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*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
*enjoying a moment of peace*
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
brain: hey it's been a while since you've done an extremely embarrassing thing
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james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
james cameron every couple of years for some reason:
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Me: I just want to sleep!
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
December 2, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Me: I just want to sleep!
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
Brain: AND I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT EVERY LIFE CHOICE YOU'VE EVER MADE!
Bladder: Oh & don't forget about me.
December Mom Memes
Day 2 of 25 😎
Day 2 of 25 😎
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
December Mom Memes
Day 2 of 25 😎
Day 2 of 25 😎
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I like my December with happy endings.
December 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I like my December with happy endings.
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my reply guy would like to challenge your reply guy to a duel
December 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
my reply guy would like to challenge your reply guy to a duel
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[after sex]
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
[after sex]
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
oh cuss, sorry I thought you were someone else
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When you want to be festive but don't feel like doing a lot of decorating.
December 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
When you want to be festive but don't feel like doing a lot of decorating.
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Trad Christian Mer folk have joined the War on Christmas
December 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Trad Christian Mer folk have joined the War on Christmas
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Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Luigi Mangione is getting hotter in custody which should be enough proof that he’s innocent
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My personality is mostly just weird vibes
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
My personality is mostly just weird vibes
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franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance
December 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
franklin the turtle, welcome to the resistance
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they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
December 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
they can all be bangers if you people would just lower your standards
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Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
December 1, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Just passed out and my life flashed before my eyes and wow that was an awful lot of mayonnaise.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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Not sorry, the obnoxious reply guys I blocked are yours now.
December 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Not sorry, the obnoxious reply guys I blocked are yours now.