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Simulflow 🍁 🐀
@simulflow.bsky.social
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Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · Dec 7
Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 45m
I'm having deja vu, having JUST read this on Mastodon
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 46m
WOW! I've caught big salmon before, but not this big when I was that small.
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 48m
Now, Jerry ...
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h
Just because they are trying to call it the Hate America Rally does not mean that it is a Hate America Rally. It may be a Hate Johnson's Scrungly Dick rally ...
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h
Does the Alpacino come with whip?
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h
a crab is crawling on a beach with a purple background
Alt: CRAB RAVE
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h
If the universe is kind, it will take him out quickly
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h
Mastadon does NOT have a CEO. If you hate your instance, you can move to another instance and take all your followers with you; or you can host your own if you have some extra $.
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1h
Here's a question for everyone about Trump's new "Time" cover ... where's the scar on his ear from when he was shot a year ago? Remember when he TOOK A BULLET for the USA? If it had damaged his cartilage there would still be a mark ... so ... ?
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h
We will focus on the real issues, JD, like how you're deliberately attempting to incur civil war ...
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 2h
We actually have a weed delivery service for which you can pay in cash when they show up, it's quite nice! 😁
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h
Isn't RJK Jr. circumcised himself? Could explain a few things.
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 3h
Probably to spray it on Democrats
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 4h
Post a pic from 10 years ago if you feel so inclined. This is me. Pretty much the same, but I'm letting my natural hair colour (with all the grey) grow in.
A woman with long red hair is smiling at the camera.
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 4h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_O...
Agent Orange - Wikipedia
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 5h
When I was a teen Durannie, I had twenty-seven pen pals. We did nothing but squeal about John Taylor mostly ... Anyway, when the Internet appeared I was thrilled! I could talk to people around the world in REAL TIME!! 😀
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 5h
Did God circumcise Adam? When did God get fussed about the foreskin? Why did he create one, if he insists it has to be removed to prove you're one of his people?
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 18h
Oh, I don't know. I bet MTG's unauthorized biography would give ME dry dock.
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 21h
You'll get a SHORTER LIST! How cool is that??
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 21h
OK next we should have a trebuchet whipping an 828lb pumpkin across a football field
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 22h
How I have yearned for a sexless computer "intelligence" to talk about my sweet can.
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 22h
I made one last weekend. I love a good beef stew.
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 23h
You'd think that the man who is complaining about men being the victims of violence might realize that he's angry because MEN commit violence against MEN all the damn time ...
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 23h
"Contemplative"
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀 @simulflow.bsky.social · 1d
My nephew sounded just like these guys for a couple of years. He's slowly changing his tune.
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