Simulflow 🍁 🐀
@simulflow.bsky.social
Artist, cat lover and avid trivia collector. Canadian. Atheist. Married. Ancient history, paleontology, astronomy, cooking, birding, singing, piano, whisk(e)y, dark 80s music, 90s candyraver, general mayhem. Lived in South Korea from 2005-2009. 환영합니다!
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Simulflow 🍁 🐀
@simulflow.bsky.social
· Dec 7
Dear #Gazan accounts: I promise to reskeet everyone. You do not deserve what is happening to you. If I had more I would personally donate to every single one. 🫂❤️😥
This person said they wanted to watch Disney's "Soccermania" with me, do you think it's a goofemism?
This guy said he wanted to get saucy with me, do you think it’s a rouxphemism?
This woman said she wanted to show me her new high heels, do you think that’s a shoephemism?
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
This person said they wanted to watch Disney's "Soccermania" with me, do you think it's a goofemism?
"Come on lady! Make with the handouts!!"
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
"Come on lady! Make with the handouts!!"
Today I did not have peanuts for my crow buddies, so I broke up a couple of Danish Butter Cookies for them. Now they have been hanging around our office front door A LOT, I think they really liked the cookies. Too bad next week it's back to proper things like peanuts.
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Today I did not have peanuts for my crow buddies, so I broke up a couple of Danish Butter Cookies for them. Now they have been hanging around our office front door A LOT, I think they really liked the cookies. Too bad next week it's back to proper things like peanuts.
Oh Bing ... when I enter detailed instructions for an AI image and you say "please include more detail", so I do, and you say "please include more detail" again; so I get angry and type A BIG STINKING MASS and you create an image, without complaint, for THAT.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Oh Bing ... when I enter detailed instructions for an AI image and you say "please include more detail", so I do, and you say "please include more detail" again; so I get angry and type A BIG STINKING MASS and you create an image, without complaint, for THAT.
Really? A criminal investigation into CLINTON'S ties with Epstein? What sort of distraction is that?
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Really? A criminal investigation into CLINTON'S ties with Epstein? What sort of distraction is that?
Share widely and donate if possible!
But we need your help. We’re a small team, and we operate on a shoestring budget. If you want to support investigations like this one, and help us continue this work, please consider donating.
Help Us Expose Hate In Canada
The Canadian Anti-Hate Network is protecting our multicultural democracy by exposing far-right groups in Canada that harbour racism & other forms of hate. I'm proud to support their work. Please consi...
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November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Share widely and donate if possible!
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Stink
Stink
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Rat Stevens
Rat Stevens
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Dolly Farton
Dolly Farton
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:
Stink
Stink
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The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Pedo-Protector Prez ordered a brand new distraction & the Dept. of War (actually the Dept. of Defense: a mini-distraction within a distraction, no extra charge!) is delivering by expanding our ongoing unlawful policy of randomly bombing the tiny boats of fishermen with no due process whatsoever.
Wishing @alexpalex.bsky.social many happy returns of the day!
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Wishing @alexpalex.bsky.social many happy returns of the day!
Please, help if you can!
we need to come up with $300 by Monday or they're going to auction our storage space
we're two queer, forty something transsexual, SA surviving, former sex workers and we're active community members in meat space and the internet™️
love you whether you give or boost or ignore entirely xoxo
we're two queer, forty something transsexual, SA surviving, former sex workers and we're active community members in meat space and the internet™️
love you whether you give or boost or ignore entirely xoxo
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Please, help if you can!
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A recent drawing I did for a friend.
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A recent drawing I did for a friend.
Goon a movie
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
Goon a movie
"Top Goon"
"Top Goon"
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
November 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Goon a movie
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
"Goon in 60 Seconds"
How much longer do you think Ghislaine Maxwell has?
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
How much longer do you think Ghislaine Maxwell has?
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Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.
Goon a movie
"Goonrise Kingdom"
"Goonrise Kingdom"
Goon a movie
“Goonfellas”
“Goonfellas”
Goon a movie
“Goon Girl”
“Goon Girl”
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Goon a movie
"Goonrise Kingdom"
"Goonrise Kingdom"
Now they're claiming that one can speak to "Satan" via AI?!??!
November 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Now they're claiming that one can speak to "Satan" via AI?!??!
Yeah, I'm an 80s kid, how did you know?
*gets footloose*
*gets footloose*
Yeah, I'm an '80s kid, how did you know?
*I'm a maniac*
*I'm a maniac*
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Yeah, I'm an 80s kid, how did you know?
*gets footloose*
*gets footloose*
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
November 12, 2025 at 7:58 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?
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This is just a really well-written piece about what people are going through
Christianity Today is an influential magazine in Evangelical circles, and it's a noteworthy signpost that they're doing stories like this because it's the kind of story that pops bubbles.
They Led at Saddleback Church. ICE Said They Were Safe. - Christianity Today
A Colombian couple prayed with neighbors and raised their children in one of America’s most influential churches. What did we gain from their deportation?
www.christianitytoday.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
This is just a really well-written piece about what people are going through
You're at Ren.
I need you at Stimpy.
I need you at Stimpy.
You're at Oates.
I need you at Hall.
I need you at Hall.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
November 11, 2025 at 5:21 PM
You're at Ren.
I need you at Stimpy.
I need you at Stimpy.
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Report with an iconic fictional band
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Report with an iconic fictional band
This account smells like Nag Champa and Johnny Walker Black.
This account smells like body spray and cigarettes
This account smells like cocoa butter and cinnamon
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This account smells like Nag Champa and Johnny Walker Black.
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My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
November 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My family has been without half our income for 40 days. It has been.. very hard.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
We are willing to feel that pain so people can have health care next year, or to undo these illegal recissions.
We are not willing to have been put through this for NOTHING.
Well now, Dems caved and there was a severely damaged but still living mouse in a trap at work this morning. Nice start to the week. 😒
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Well now, Dems caved and there was a severely damaged but still living mouse in a trap at work this morning. Nice start to the week. 😒