Auntie Social
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She/her. lightly mad. So odd I can't even. Possibly right behind you.
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Today, Trump said and/or did something stupid, unethical, and/or illegal.
Bookmark this and reread daily to keep up to date on US news.
Today, Trump said and/or did something stupid, unethical, and/or illegal.
Bookmark this and reread daily to keep up to date on US news.
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I was asked if I believe in reincarnation, yes I said and believed in it ever since I was a puppy.
December 1, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I was asked if I believe in reincarnation, yes I said and believed in it ever since I was a puppy.
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My inability to avoid confusing a sconce from a scone on occasion makes for an interesting and memorable breakfast, to say nothing of what my walls look like.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
My inability to avoid confusing a sconce from a scone on occasion makes for an interesting and memorable breakfast, to say nothing of what my walls look like.
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holiday scenes but with muppets: thread
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
holiday scenes but with muppets: thread
The Fast and the Furiosa
Fear and Loathing in Casablanca
There’s Something About Mary Poppins
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The Fast and the Furiosa
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Y'all can't set a Hallmark movie in the South.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Y'all can't set a Hallmark movie in the South.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
Unexpected snow ain't magical down here. It's terrifyin' an always leads ta fights at the Piggly Wiggly.
Wrong hole, Charlie Brown
Do you have a condom, Charlie Brown
Sure, I came Charlie Brown. 🤞🏼
November 30, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Wrong hole, Charlie Brown
Let me see if im following the plot here. The court ruled that deploying military forces in DC is illegal, lawmakers reminded troops they have a duty to ignore unlawful orders, the president refused to withdraw, then a CIA trained Afghan shot two troops so now we're kicking everyone out?
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Let me see if im following the plot here. The court ruled that deploying military forces in DC is illegal, lawmakers reminded troops they have a duty to ignore unlawful orders, the president refused to withdraw, then a CIA trained Afghan shot two troops so now we're kicking everyone out?
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BUNGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BUNGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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IS BUTTHOLE BINGO A THING? 😎🍑
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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BUNGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BUNGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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To be fair to Senile Satan, the reason he pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández for importing 400 tons of cocaine into the US is because Con Junior’s birthday is coming up in December.
November 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
To be fair to Senile Satan, the reason he pardoned Juan Orlando Hernández for importing 400 tons of cocaine into the US is because Con Junior’s birthday is coming up in December.
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nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
November 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
absolutely nobody:
me: it’s the creature from the black legume
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Jesus Christ. JESUS Christ. Jesus CHRIST. Yes, this person is correct, remigration is a white supremacy term for ethnic cleansing, basically. And the Department of Homeland Security, WHICH SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST, just used the term. An official government account. That is...that is beyond fucked.
A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.
November 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Jesus Christ. JESUS Christ. Jesus CHRIST. Yes, this person is correct, remigration is a white supremacy term for ethnic cleansing, basically. And the Department of Homeland Security, WHICH SHOULDN'T EVEN EXIST, just used the term. An official government account. That is...that is beyond fucked.
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agreed. this is why:
November 28, 2025 at 10:10 PM
agreed. this is why:
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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hagueseth
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This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This is murder. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
Youve been lied to your whole life. They call it Black Friday due to the miasma of turkey farts.
November 28, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Youve been lied to your whole life. They call it Black Friday due to the miasma of turkey farts.
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what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
what it was like trying to put on pants this morning
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Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Decorated a turkey and put a Christmas tree in the oven
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Thanksgiving Conversation Devolves Into Just Stating Things Dog Is Currently Doing https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-conversation-devolves-into-just-stating-th-1840069525/
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So the immigrants arrested someone who is actually indigenous for being a suspected immigrant?
There's some special bullshit going on here.
There's some special bullshit going on here.
November 27, 2025 at 5:43 PM
So the immigrants arrested someone who is actually indigenous for being a suspected immigrant?
There's some special bullshit going on here.
There's some special bullshit going on here.
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ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
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The myth of that a bunch of young hackers can solve any problem was debunked by DOGE. But the larger moral stain is that this was a heist.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The myth of that a bunch of young hackers can solve any problem was debunked by DOGE. But the larger moral stain is that this was a heist.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
Cost saving was a cover story to shutdown investigations into Elon’s companies, steal government data and engage in genocide by proxy via killing USAID.
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
If you strip for someone before sex, that's foreplay.
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you strip for someone before sex, that's foreplay.
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?
If you strip for someone before they masturbate, is that a fappetizer?