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❄️the antisocialite, filthy animal❄️
@ladylofi.bsky.social
More cynical than you
Unfollow if you hate golf
Grower of many things🌱
Grand chef of the tiniest of kitchens
I watch the sports. All of them
#AlwaysRoyal ⚾️👑💙
Tell your cat, I said pspsps
Inclusive/Safe space
#MissPiggy
Pinned
These crosses they wear are the severe thunderstorm warnings of pure bullshit
Just got the call not to report for work tomorrow due to this snow event that all of KC underestimated

My 4wd got me through it today and I consider myself prepared for shit and self-sufficient per usual

Snow Day for meeeeee!❄️
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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I fucking love Penzey's. Happy we have one of their stores here in town, but you should absolutely buy spices & cooking herbs from them. Their president's email newsletter roasts repiglicans on the regular as well.
day 1 is "penzeys revolution blend" and i cant stop laughing at "we have to GET RID of this lying, cheating, CORRUPT SCUMBAG PRESIDENT!! RESIST! REVOLT! REVOLUTION NOW!! good on roast poultry and carrots"
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I came home from work to 4" of snow, boots full of it, walk inside and where's the damn rug I put down this morning knowing I'd track all this stuff inside...
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December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Duel
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I was worried my kids would rely on AI as a shortcut but they hate it. They use "AI" to mean stupid or cheap ("aimbot" means good). I tried to say AI is helpful for some things and my daughter said "yeah, for making you stupid." This is how they talked about Drake after "Not Like Us" came out
December 1, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Hello friends, I had an emergency diskectomy due to a herniated disc that caused both legs to fail and go numb. I’m recovering and pain is gone, but both legs are numb below knee and I cannot flex my ankles or stand. Anyone went through this? If so, please let me know what your outcome was. Thanks
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
tag yourself 🐸🩵

(because the OG poster turned off reposts, here we are)

I'm American Toad allll daaayyy
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hey.

Wanna see a dead body??
[witch's husband]

"So... are you like, ever going to sweep up your mess, or..."
December 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It's this right here
December 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My daughter just told me she had a dream about a get together and there was more than one offering of funeral potatoes and she preferred mine over the others

This, as she's loading up a plate of leftovers

I have pretty great kids
December 1, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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this is me after a couple modelos, and “It’s Raining Men” comes on
December 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I was moving my potted lemon trees around and as one tipped, it's thorn caught me right in the head

I'm touched
December 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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My first starter pack these people are some of the best content on Bluesky check them out

go.bsky.app/3k2vhHB
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
He's not wrong. This film was so freaking good
If you haven't watched ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, maybe you should. It's an action picture with a high IQ.
December 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hahaha my son just woke up from a taco bell induced coma

He peeked around the corner still half asleep and asked if I brought them taco bell today

He wasn't even sure what time of day I brought it

Noon, my dear 😘🙄🤣🌮🌮🌮
December 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Gotta remember to locate my ling handled ice scraper brush tonight.
Gotta remember to preheat my bed tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Fear and Loathing in Casablanca
There’s Something About Mary Poppins
Charlie Brown and the Chocolate Factory
December 1, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My dogs got canned green bean water and beef chorizo drippings in their dinner tonight

We heroes don't always wear capes🐕👩‍🍳

Also, I can hear my dad in prime dad-joke fashion, 'It'll set you free, haha!'🥰
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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It is December now in Australia, and soon will be elsewhere in the world.

Here's a #Whamageddon rules refresher if you need it.
November 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Another winter approaches and the apartment's strays still don't have a permanent home.

If you're near KC and have room for two beautiful cats please let me know.

We love Brunk & Fluff and want them to be safe.
Apartment complex is telling renters not to feed the strays.

With it getting colder, I need to find a home for this big tuxedo man and the fluffy brown cat he cuddles with and gets food for.

If you live in KC area hit me up.

I will deliver them to you.
I'll help with other costs.
November 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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broke: eww a cybertruck

bespoke: 🎶you've got a fash car
November 30, 2025 at 10:09 AM
There are 2 kinds of whyte ppl: Those who cook like everyone else bc everyone else makes good shit and then

there's the unseasoned kind. Eww.
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The dogs are gonna have to hold it bc all of them refuse to go out when it's raining

Been raining all night and now it's turned into a couple more hours with heavy storms🙄
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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America : "Gimme a call when you get your shit together"
America, It's Not You, It's...
November 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Omg I love this!!
Guy goes to a fish market, rescues an octopus, then teaches it to play the piano 🤯 they are both so smart 🤩🥰
🐙 🎹
🎥 Mattias Krantz
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 PM