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TheSocioPhi

@thesociophi.bsky.social

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Philosopher. Sociologist. Bartender. Pusher of big red buttons. Writer of profound thoughts. Occasionally witty. Fan of cheese. Don’t Click This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ofdlzqxuzvippgesg22s4zo5/feed/aaaoxexisqe4c Mastodon: @jorts.horse

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · Jun 4

This is my “Storytime” Thread, in which I compile the best absurd stories, rants of profundity, and shenanigans I’ve skeeted into the void.

This is my thread of threads, you guys. The motherlode.

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NR @nosecomplaint.bsky.social · 11h

Mash up bands:

Nirvana! At The Disco

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

Chumbastank

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Foo Sisters

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 9h

Oh this one is GOOD

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 12h

My boss has decided to ban him moving forward after it was brought to his attention, luckily

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

I will always maintain that accounts on Bluesky like posting photos of Trump more than any account on Twitter and more than any account on Truth Social.

I will never understand this behavior and I will never understand why people post photos or memes of him as comments to other people's posts

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 21h

👋🏻 I only look invisible because of this weird fuckin’ cloak I’m wearing. But if I take it off, I’ll be naked—so please accept this skeet as proof I am still here instead! 😁

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

Phish Styx

born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 22h

mash up bands:

Bone Thugz N’ Hanson

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

Korn Hole

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

Robyn D @koparafallskid.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands

Pink Purple

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

U-182

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

Chumbastank

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Foo Sisters

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

Smashing Heads

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 22h

Mash up bands:

Boyz II Bunnymen

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

Robyn D @koparafallskid.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands

Pink Purple

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 23h

Mash up bands:

Jimmy Eat Bizkit

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

Robyn D @koparafallskid.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands

Pink Purple

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 23h

Mash up bands:

Barenaked Boys

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Guns 'N Oates

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 23h

Mash up bands:

Butthole Jam

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Foo Sisters

Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Mash up bands:

Van Fighters

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

I think you're very sexy from a purely scientific point of view

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 23h

I love this response more than all the others, and I am completely unashamed to admit it.

TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1d

Yes.

And it made me feel physically nauseous.

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1d

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: It is generally unacceptable behaviour to sit down at a public bar and ask invasive personal questions while leering at the bartender and watching porn on your phone.

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 1d

Anything can be a puppet if you don’t care what happens to your hand

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