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i love watching youtube videos about quantum theory and stuff where experts say things like "imagine a cube. now, if the cube had 16 sides but it remains cubular, within each of those sides we'd find a replica of the entire platonic cube form, tessellated"
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
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The war on drugs and the war on drugs are two very different things
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The war on drugs and the war on drugs are two very different things
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I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I think part of What's Going On with billionaires is that the daily friction of interacting with normal people is part of what anchors people to the real world, and once you have enough money to buy your way out of the friction you can knock down a load-bearing column propping up your sanity.
i'm no expert but isn't this like... the definition of treason?
Breaking on MS NOW: The Signalgate report contradicts Pete Hegseth's claims he did nothing wrong. It shows he "violated policy by using a non-approved device," a source who read the report says.
Hegseth failed to preserve records. The report says he put the operations and service people at risk.
Hegseth failed to preserve records. The report says he put the operations and service people at risk.
December 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i'm no expert but isn't this like... the definition of treason?
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Meet Miss Spider! She is one year old, playful, and ready to greet you at the door with a tiny chirp. She loves toys, cat trees, and staying busy. She is six pounds of charm in a sleek black coat.
If you want a cat who keeps life interesting, Miss Spider is your girl.
If you want a cat who keeps life interesting, Miss Spider is your girl.
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Meet Miss Spider! She is one year old, playful, and ready to greet you at the door with a tiny chirp. She loves toys, cat trees, and staying busy. She is six pounds of charm in a sleek black coat.
If you want a cat who keeps life interesting, Miss Spider is your girl.
If you want a cat who keeps life interesting, Miss Spider is your girl.
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got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 PM
got a soda in my stocking from fanta claus
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@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
May 14, 2024 at 3:18 PM
comment under a video called "Fog Horn Sound Effect Awooga - 10 HOURS"
@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
@surfdaddy57
Wow. Takes me back. 1976 a blanket on the shore. Her name was Cheryl. We made love... Ran off with a stock car driver to California. Still think of her. Life can lead u crazy places. Miss u Cher. Thanks...
okay eclectic girlie! your top genres this year were:
1. HEY GUYS WELCOME BA
2. the crunchy sound in the base of your skull
3. "unexpected item in bagging area"
4. intermittent ting of a single bell in one ear that fades gradually
5. Teams Call
1. HEY GUYS WELCOME BA
2. the crunchy sound in the base of your skull
3. "unexpected item in bagging area"
4. intermittent ting of a single bell in one ear that fades gradually
5. Teams Call
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
okay eclectic girlie! your top genres this year were:
1. HEY GUYS WELCOME BA
2. the crunchy sound in the base of your skull
3. "unexpected item in bagging area"
4. intermittent ting of a single bell in one ear that fades gradually
5. Teams Call
1. HEY GUYS WELCOME BA
2. the crunchy sound in the base of your skull
3. "unexpected item in bagging area"
4. intermittent ting of a single bell in one ear that fades gradually
5. Teams Call
here is my v specific xmas list:
-a facial at the medi-spa
-solstice scents perfume
-400 packs of love crunch granola
-leave me to sleep until i can't sleep anymore
-library of esoterica books
-cashew butter (x400 also)
-a psychedelic trip
-a follow up w the shaman i saw 2 summers ago
just in case🥰
-a facial at the medi-spa
-solstice scents perfume
-400 packs of love crunch granola
-leave me to sleep until i can't sleep anymore
-library of esoterica books
-cashew butter (x400 also)
-a psychedelic trip
-a follow up w the shaman i saw 2 summers ago
just in case🥰
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
here is my v specific xmas list:
-a facial at the medi-spa
-solstice scents perfume
-400 packs of love crunch granola
-leave me to sleep until i can't sleep anymore
-library of esoterica books
-cashew butter (x400 also)
-a psychedelic trip
-a follow up w the shaman i saw 2 summers ago
just in case🥰
-a facial at the medi-spa
-solstice scents perfume
-400 packs of love crunch granola
-leave me to sleep until i can't sleep anymore
-library of esoterica books
-cashew butter (x400 also)
-a psychedelic trip
-a follow up w the shaman i saw 2 summers ago
just in case🥰
"to goon or to unalive, chat?"
-tiktok hamlet probably
-tiktok hamlet probably
December 3, 2025 at 3:39 PM
"to goon or to unalive, chat?"
-tiktok hamlet probably
-tiktok hamlet probably
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We are dropping like flies over here at the bug spray factory I don't know why
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
We are dropping like flies over here at the bug spray factory I don't know why
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oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
December 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
oh you have a nice house? let’s see the churro drawer
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slapping the hose out of a gen xer’s mouth
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
slapping the hose out of a gen xer’s mouth
i just had a lunchtime nap. a lunchnap supreme if you will.
December 2, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i just had a lunchtime nap. a lunchnap supreme if you will.
internet explorer: oh boy, i sure hope i don't get raptured!
December 2, 2025 at 3:13 PM
internet explorer: oh boy, i sure hope i don't get raptured!
Type your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fave one!
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Type your zodiac into gif and see what comes up! Post your fave one!
th A T wASSNT' ' A micORDOSe CHArLie bROwn
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 PM
th A T wASSNT' ' A micORDOSe CHArLie bROwn
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
post malone implies the existence of pre bontwo
November 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
post malone implies the existence of pre bontwo
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Post something random and have a good December:
November 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Post something random and have a good December:
guys i think i cracked it: AI could threaten human existence because it will stop at nothing to succeed at its goals, right? boom, give the AIs depression. problem solved.
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
guys i think i cracked it: AI could threaten human existence because it will stop at nothing to succeed at its goals, right? boom, give the AIs depression. problem solved.
i love how in her book julia fox describes women like "she was beautiful. not in a conventional sense, but she had the most luscious lips i had ever seen. her joy shone through her soft complexion like moonbeams on a quiet pond"
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i love how in her book julia fox describes women like "she was beautiful. not in a conventional sense, but she had the most luscious lips i had ever seen. her joy shone through her soft complexion like moonbeams on a quiet pond"
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
then she's like "then i met some guy and we got married. anyways..."
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Before Reagan you would ask somebody what they did for work and they would say something like my name is Papa Foolio and I roam from town to town fooling children with my big sack of tricks but now everybody just has computer jobs
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Before Reagan you would ask somebody what they did for work and they would say something like my name is Papa Foolio and I roam from town to town fooling children with my big sack of tricks but now everybody just has computer jobs
i just learned that peter thiel is gay and the whiplash broke my neck
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
i just learned that peter thiel is gay and the whiplash broke my neck
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[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
[blind date]
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.
FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.