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Norm @ogskydog.com · Jan 5

Colson Whitehead, a Pulitzer Prize-winning author: I have no hopes for 2025. Humanity is disappointing. We killed the Earth. Villains triumph and the innocents suffer. I imagine these trends will continue.

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 10h

In my defense, the first edibles showed up unusually late, and by then, I'd already had two more.

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 8d

Really getting tired of letting things sink in for a second

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 9h

You know who I’m sick of? Astronauts. “The eagle has landed” “I’m on the moon”. Shut the fuck up

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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 3d

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively social and the selection process is now closed.

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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 1d

Switching my name to Bitch, Please.

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Norm @ogskydog.com · 7h

stop being an asshole and sit with me in the pumpkin patch, charlie brown

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 8h

Fierce, unruly joy in Portland at the emergency naked bike ride

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 18h

try scrollin with a lil love and empathy in your heart, foo

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 8h

I'm going to buy a dog and tell it all of my problems

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 9h

twat *pronounced britishly*

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 8h

hello fellow human. how do you handle this weird life because I have no idea what I'm doing

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 8h

del-ly parton: thread

Dolly Parton in a pastrami sandwich that has been cut in half. Dolly is in halves as well.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 8h

Naming my middle child Asbestos, to help their self-esteem, cuz “best.”

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 9h

me, during turbulence on a flight: omg i think we’re gonna crash aaaarrrrggghhh !!

also me: i’ll have the goldfish crackers. and the plantains. thanks

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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 11h

"Homer, I'm afraid you'll have to undergo
a coronary bypass operation."

"Say it in english, doc."

"You're going to need open-heart surgery."

"Spare me your medical mumbo-jumbo."

"We're going to cut you open and tinker with your ticker."

"Could you dumb it down a shade?"

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

The handle came off the microwave so we're playing an old timey game of expecting a long distance call

My grandma's old black rotary phone with a long black microwave handle as the receiver

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12h

them: i don’t think you’re ready for this jelly
me: you’re right that’s why i’m pumping up the jam

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 14h

Feel like selling everything and moving to a little cabin in the mountains. Maybe I’ll find some abandoned bear cubs to rescue.

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 17h

I’m like if Spirit Halloween stores were a person

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 12h

Sagittarius: Today’s planetary configuration resembles a middle finger but it’s probably nothing.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

i’m sure it’s fine

Two strips of wide clear plastic tape hold down the internal surround of an airplane window.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

Inside the house, the potential serial killer, box open on the table, tries to distract himself from the voices incessantly clamoring in his head. He knows that he’s just one last tiny push away from madness.

Outside in the driveway, a cat stares at his stolen treasure, laughing quietly to himself.

A single puzzle piece sits on the ground.

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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 11h

To the people who don’t clean out the lint after using a dryer in a public laundromat - WTeverlovingF is wrong with you.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 11h

I just enjoyed a medicinal baked potato for enhanced psychiatric support*

*my brain is being garbage and I ate a potato about it

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 12h

here it is, in case you need it

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