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Hazel Southwell

@hazelsouthwell.bsky.social

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pub manager currently looking for a new pub 🏳️‍🌈 alewife, she/they, gay. used to write about cars https://buttondown.com/behind-the-bar/archive/

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 13h

gay sex is for the lesbians when it includes a monumental amount of fanfiction

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 13h

there are some daft little cosplay roadmen going off under my window and I am so close to sticking my head out and yelling mans all need to shut the fuck up

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 14h

taking off your bra is frankly whatever but taking off your work boots after like 17 hours: hoo boy, that shit is good

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 20h

it's a burden to know truth

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 23h

a fellow correct opinion haver about Groove Is In The Heart

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

could take someone's eye out with it innit

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

a delight about having been suddenly woken up by a thing a 3am last night is that my body apparently no longer wants to go to sleep tonight even though.... that would ideally be what it does. can u not m8

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

like clearly the South African state is not perfect but compared to the outright fash living their fucking best expenses lives in anglowestern countries: dear god, at least some people have learned a modicum of shame (mostly I guess by exporting their worst to anglowestern countries but still)

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

if anything was remotely serious anymore then it should have been taken very seriously that South Africa, the only state to really even attempt to deal with its own brutally oppressive apartheid and genocide in an even slightly constructive way, was the one that tried to take this one to court

Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 1d

truly, it is *wild* that when a country has spent the last two years committing heinous war crimes and genocide, so many people online are deeply invested in making weird phrenology race science arguments and not just…they are an apartheid state committing genocide.

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

good for her!!!!

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

nothing will ever be funnier than S4 of Formula E, in retrospect. like there was a heartwarming story of recovery from disaster and two besties fighting it with the power of love and friendship to the end but also it was VERY funny and we shouldn't lose that in the narrative

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

the funniest instance of this was when they took over the Abt Formula E team as champions and were like "well now, see, we will do it the proper Audi way" and promptly fucked it for an entire season including getting their first win DSQ'd and giving Lucas a broken car

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

Audi's expert F1 team assembled from the best it could get: so listen up guys we're gonna have to suck for awhile|
Audi's board: whoa sorry we're gonna SUCK?? pull the plug

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

bold of Audi to assume it will still be in F1 after more than 3 years but I respect the vision

RaceFans @racefans.net · 1d

NEW: Monday's edition of the RaceFans round-up.

Round-up: Audi targets fighting for titles 'by end of decade' - Wheatley

The 13th October 2025 edition of the RaceFans round-up.

www.racefans.net

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

at least Darts Mommy is there

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

all them passionate hugs on the way to the final and then we get a pass agg hand clasp. I know you can both do better #TheDarts

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 1d

anyone need 77 gallons of Camden pale ale that expired in March? no? strange, neither do I

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 2d

should've put [driver radio voice] on this

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 2d

why is it ALWAYS a fucking Nissan Qashqai when a car nearly annihilates you? fuck off mate your car's horrendous

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 2d

actually it was Jameel Racing, (nominally the home Saudi team but basically Veloce as far as I can tell?) that won the thing so that's that until next year

Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 2d

only just clocked that Team KMS is just Rosberg X in a different hat

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 2d

I take it they've watched all of Extreme H, NASCAR and WSB then seeing as it's illegal to miss anything

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 3d

team KMS also dominating Extreme H if anyone's keeping up with being impossibly online and reading press releases

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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 3d

At least one senior Labour official seems to finally remember they aren't in Reform.
The changes won't just harm economy and country, they'll destroy families and force more people into becoming undocumented, leading to more deportations. They need scrapping not pausing.
www.bbc.com/news/article...

Sir Sadiq Khan calls for pause on new immigration rules

The mayor of London said the changes had "moved the goalposts".

www.bbc.com

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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 3d

tbf I have not actually made a big Bolognese but we were singing this earlier apropos nothing (other than madness)

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