fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Pinned
in latest night
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
scrolling... silently judging all your thanksgiving plates
November 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
scrolling... silently judging all your thanksgiving plates
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Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
November 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Santa Claus is actually saying "Hydroxide, hydroxide, hydroxide!"
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i’m thankful for pity-likes
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
i’m thankful for pity-likes
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Katherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks were all in for a real treat...
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Katherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks were all in for a real treat...
time to dairy up this terlit
-my lactose intolerant butt
-my lactose intolerant butt
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
time to dairy up this terlit
-my lactose intolerant butt
-my lactose intolerant butt
what if we kissed under the wishbone?
November 27, 2025 at 11:47 PM
what if we kissed under the wishbone?
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The Man from R.A.C.I.S.T. U.N.C.L.E.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Man from R.A.C.I.S.T. U.N.C.L.E.
can you believe it's already Christmas Day in Australia
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
can you believe it's already Christmas Day in Australia
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My therapist thinks it's a good idea for me to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people so which one of you is most likely to be a serial killer to prove her wrong?
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My therapist thinks it's a good idea for me to get out of my comfort zone and meet new people so which one of you is most likely to be a serial killer to prove her wrong?
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I am thankful for @jenetmms.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I am thankful for @jenetmms.bsky.social
your turkey is dry. yes even with gravy
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
your turkey is dry. yes even with gravy
there's goat people in Montana
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
there's goat people in Montana
the NFL should make referees use comically large whistles
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
the NFL should make referees use comically large whistles
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Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Telling my nephew Elf on the Shelf isn't returning this year because elections have consequences
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I'll Dew your Mountain
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'll Dew your Mountain
I am thankful for @jenetmms.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I am thankful for @jenetmms.bsky.social
I'll Dew your Mountain
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'll Dew your Mountain
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This holiday? It's giving thanks
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 AM
This holiday? It's giving thanks
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goodnight, you princes of skeets, you kings of bluesky
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
goodnight, you princes of skeets, you kings of bluesky
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The full name for Thanksgiving is actually TomHanksgiving.
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
The full name for Thanksgiving is actually TomHanksgiving.
me sandwich on Frenchie bread
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 AM
me sandwich on Frenchie bread
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Store clerk: Do you wanna box for that?
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Store clerk: Do you wanna box for that?
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
Me: No thanks, I'll just pay cash.
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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