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Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.

#KeepBlueskyWeird
Pinned
in latest night
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
gettin paid to watch Rush Hour 🍿😎
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
livin the dream
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
dildoughs
Grinders. Hoagies. Submarines…
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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thought I found a message in a bottle but it was just a piece of ship
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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We don't have the borealis so I'm just rubbing my eyes kinda hard
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
cloud 9 ain't got nothin on me
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
current:
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I can hear a lawnmower in China
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Snack-based economy
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I only like today because it's before tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
candy is getting smaller and smaller
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
smells like New England up in here
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
getting tea bagged by Canada
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Jorkin to the Oldies
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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iceberg lettuce is just cabbage that hasn't been outdoors much
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
she is woman
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Dicker, the kicker
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I had a marijuana
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
which is it?!?

(also bluesky has the juice)
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Catastrophic disclosure...in my pants
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM