fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
Why are you here? What do you want from me? Put that down. Stop touching everything.
#KeepBlueskyWeird
#KeepBlueskyWeird
Pinned
in latest night
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
gettin paid to watch Rush Hour 🍿😎
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 PM
gettin paid to watch Rush Hour 🍿😎
livin the dream
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
livin the dream
dildoughs
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
dildoughs
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thought I found a message in a bottle but it was just a piece of ship
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
thought I found a message in a bottle but it was just a piece of ship
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We don't have the borealis so I'm just rubbing my eyes kinda hard
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 AM
We don't have the borealis so I'm just rubbing my eyes kinda hard
cloud 9 ain't got nothin on me
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
cloud 9 ain't got nothin on me
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The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves
November 11, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The best part of the Arbor Day parties is when everyone leaves
I can hear a lawnmower in China
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I can hear a lawnmower in China
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Snack-based economy
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Snack-based economy
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Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Toes ranked:
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
1. Pota
2. Mistle
3. Tic-Tac
I only like today because it's before tomorrow
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I only like today because it's before tomorrow
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Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Showed up for Monday again
0 stars... do not recommend
0 stars... do not recommend
candy is getting smaller and smaller
November 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
candy is getting smaller and smaller
smells like New England up in here
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
smells like New England up in here
getting tea bagged by Canada
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
getting tea bagged by Canada
Jorkin to the Oldies
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Jorkin to the Oldies
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iceberg lettuce is just cabbage that hasn't been outdoors much
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
iceberg lettuce is just cabbage that hasn't been outdoors much
she is woman
November 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
she is woman
Dicker, the kicker
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Dicker, the kicker
I had a marijuana
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I had a marijuana
which is it?!?
(also bluesky has the juice)
(also bluesky has the juice)
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
which is it?!?
(also bluesky has the juice)
(also bluesky has the juice)
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Catastrophic disclosure...in my pants
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Catastrophic disclosure...in my pants