Tea Pain
@teapainusa.bsky.social
Born Thomas (Elmer Addison) Pain - July 4th, 1976. Lover of democracy.
1. "The Golden Age is here!"
2. "The Golden Age is coming soon!"
3. "The Golden Age is coming next year!"
2. "The Golden Age is coming soon!"
3. "The Golden Age is coming next year!"
“Everything” is not coming down in price. It’s almost all going up. The Golden Age isn't “right around the corner” any more than a healthcare plan is. Stop gaslighting the American people.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
1. "The Golden Age is here!"
2. "The Golden Age is coming soon!"
3. "The Golden Age is coming next year!"
2. "The Golden Age is coming soon!"
3. "The Golden Age is coming next year!"
"I like to pardon people I know nothing about."
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
"I like to pardon people I know nothing about."
Trump just claimed the US economy is A+++, just like he claimed about his recent physical.
Trump is clearly dying.
Trump is clearly dying.
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump just claimed the US economy is A+++, just like he claimed about his recent physical.
Trump is clearly dying.
Trump is clearly dying.
Trump's popularity is so poor that Rasmussen only gives him 44%.
(Rasmussen is usually 7-8 points higher for Trump than legitimate pollsters.)
(Rasmussen is usually 7-8 points higher for Trump than legitimate pollsters.)
December 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Trump's popularity is so poor that Rasmussen only gives him 44%.
(Rasmussen is usually 7-8 points higher for Trump than legitimate pollsters.)
(Rasmussen is usually 7-8 points higher for Trump than legitimate pollsters.)
Don't miss my latest YouTube video!
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Don't miss my latest YouTube video!
Was it an electric boat in waters full of sharks?
POLITICO: Do you believe the second strike was necessary?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
December 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Was it an electric boat in waters full of sharks?
Donald Trump is the greatest gift to China’s economy in the history of forever.
Turns out Trump was helping to bring about a golden age - the Golden Age of China.
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Donald Trump is the greatest gift to China’s economy in the history of forever.
You’re literally paying “twice” for Trump’s tariffs.
Trump is using your taxpayer dollars to fix a mess he created after his tariffs nearly put so many farmers out of business.
And meanwhile, his tariffs are still inflating your grocery bills. The American people deserve better.
And meanwhile, his tariffs are still inflating your grocery bills. The American people deserve better.
Breaking news: President Trump plans to announce a $12 billion relief assistance package for farmers, a key segment of his base, according to a White House official.
December 9, 2025 at 2:48 AM
You’re literally paying “twice” for Trump’s tariffs.
"P.S.S. I am a very smart person, not a stupid person. I get MRIs but never know what they're for."
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"P.S.S. I am a very smart person, not a stupid person. I get MRIs but never know what they're for."
Trump BRUTALLY ROASTED In HILARIOUS Viral Takedown
YouTube video by Really American
youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reposted by Tea Pain
Our latest single, "Tipsy Swervy" is out now. Check out the contagious groove on your favorite streaming platform!
December 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Our latest single, "Tipsy Swervy" is out now. Check out the contagious groove on your favorite streaming platform!
We had to kill them, they were trying to survive. Oh yeah, and they were brown.
WELKER: Lawmakers say the 2 men appeared to raise their arms potentially to surrender. Why did Admiral Bradley interpret these actions as anything other than them trying to survive?
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
TOM COTTON: They were sitting or standing on top of a capsized boat. They weren't floating helplessly in the water
December 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
We had to kill them, they were trying to survive. Oh yeah, and they were brown.
Wow! This morning Tea Pain was honored with the Quik Trip Peace Price, which also came with a delicious breakfast burrito and two scratch-offs.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Wow! This morning Tea Pain was honored with the Quik Trip Peace Price, which also came with a delicious breakfast burrito and two scratch-offs.
Paid liar
December 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Paid liar
Trump is sleeping with his phony medal tonight.
December 6, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Trump is sleeping with his phony medal tonight.
Another Trump terrorist.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Another Trump terrorist.
Poor people affording health care is "sinister."
Mike Johnson on the ACA: "I wish we could rip it out from the roots and start over but it's so deeply ingrained. It's sinister in that way. But it has broken the system and what we have to do is go in and reform in. We have lots of ideas."
December 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Poor people affording health care is "sinister."
You don’t eliminate crime by pardoning all the criminals.
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
You don’t eliminate crime by pardoning all the criminals.
Heh, heh, heh.
JUST IN: A Virginia grand jury has refused to re-indict NY AG Letitia James on mortgage fraud charges
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Heh, heh, heh.
Democracy may be saved by sheer incompetence.
NEW: The Trump Justice Department failed to secure an indictment today against New York Attorney General Letitia James.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Grand jury declines to indict N.Y. Attorney General Letitia James, less than two weeks after the first case was dismissed
Federal officials failed to secure the new indictment against James, whom Trump has targeted, after a judge said the previous one was secured by an unlawfully appointed prosecutor.
www.nbcnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Democracy may be saved by sheer incompetence.
Right at the time, the Epstein files are to be released. Tea Pain don’t believe in coincidences. They take too much planning.
BREAKING: A suspect has been arrested in the 1/6 DC pipe bombing case
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
Suspect arrested in January 2021 D.C. pipe bomb case
The bombs were planted outside the Republican and Democratic national party headquarters in Washington, D.C, on the eve of the January 6 siege on the Capitol.
www.nbcnews.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Right at the time, the Epstein files are to be released. Tea Pain don’t believe in coincidences. They take too much planning.
Trump (This morning): "Our border has never been so secure! Nobody's coming in."
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
December 3, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Trump (This morning): "Our border has never been so secure! Nobody's coming in."
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Trump (One hour later): "Criminals are pouring into our country at rates nobody's ever seen before!"
Prediction 1: We will see a historic Blue Tsunami / Republican wipeout in the 2026 mid-terms.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
December 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Prediction 1: We will see a historic Blue Tsunami / Republican wipeout in the 2026 mid-terms.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
Prediction 2: Trump will continue to make it even worse.
Republicans says it's cool to publicize war plans over non-secure devices but people should go to prison if they fill out a mortgage application incorrectly.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Republicans says it's cool to publicize war plans over non-secure devices but people should go to prison if they fill out a mortgage application incorrectly.
Whiskey Pete's gotta go!
Breaking: DOD IG finds Hegseth’s Signal chats endangered troops. Join me LIVE at 2p ET on Substack: substack.com/@thefrankfig... open.substack.com/pub/thefrank...
New: Hegseth’s Signal chats endangered troops: Join me LIVE at 2p ET
Breaking: Per CNN, DOD IG finds Hegseth endangered troops in Signal chats:
open.substack.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Whiskey Pete's gotta go!