Jesse Taylor Lewis
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Dinner theater production of Se7en Live
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Before I post anything on here I do that thing actors do before they go onstage where they shake their hands and go "Brrrrrrrbbbrrrrbbbbbb"
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What time zone are The Bangles in?
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I've got my eyes on Laura's Mars bar
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Getting surgery so I can roll my eyes 360°
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Pixar's The Cool Side of The Pillow
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They should also have extra large golf
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Having a nice bowl or Raisin Bran: All Raisins Edition
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Whenever I hear dogs barking outside I say "I feel you, dog"
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I kind of feel bad eating a whole bag of trail mix laying in bed
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Real nihilists know that there's no point to nihilism
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Whoever named them snorkels really knocked that one out of the park
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I was just thinking of someone getting progressively angrier because of their neighbor's wind chimes

(I'm pro wind chimes)
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I started saying anyhoo ironically and now I...I...I just don't know anymore?!?!?!?
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Still waiting for the next generation of Tofurky
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I like when you kind of know the people who work at the stores in your neighborhood

I still miss my Safeway and AM\PM friends from back in Belmont California, I knew a few of them for years and years, we was friends
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My mom always got our really good cheese from this place called Cheese Please and and I was so bummed later when I realized the owner was the father of this jerk from high school who I hated and how we'd been funding one of my bullies through expensive delicious gourmet cheese purchases
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I just realized it's completely quiet on my block right now

This is like seeing a unicorn, it never happens

Nice
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My dad lived near a chocolate factory at one point and his whole neighborhood often smelled like chocolate and it was amazing
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I was just reading the candy corn Wikipedia, because, why not?
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Neighbors two doors down always have like 27 people in there and they'll occasionally all load up into this one Kid Rock looking guy's small truck and I wonder if they're descended from clowns

They're really into loud floor thumping lately, starting to hate them
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The floors in my part of that building aren't great and you can hear floor noises two apartments down even in the remodeled apartments with grey floors because they just replaced the top and didn't deal with the actual structural issues so they're paying more for shitty loud grey floors

Typical
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Working on my new album, Neighbor Thumps