Jesse Taylor Lewis
@jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social
Hermit extraordinaire
I'll be amazed if I don't get sick from my recent exposure to sick people and if I don't I will exclaim " I am INVINCIBLE!!!" like Boris is Goldeneye right before he gets turned into a human popsicle
We'll see how it goes
We'll see how it goes
November 28, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'll be amazed if I don't get sick from my recent exposure to sick people and if I don't I will exclaim " I am INVINCIBLE!!!" like Boris is Goldeneye right before he gets turned into a human popsicle
We'll see how it goes
We'll see how it goes
I was feeling too perfect so the universe was like, not so fast, buddy, here's some sick people in your apartment on Thanksgiving night and a leak which will probably end up requiring a bunch of people in your bathroom soon doing a full shower teardown
Huh huh, funny shit
Huh huh, funny shit
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I was feeling too perfect so the universe was like, not so fast, buddy, here's some sick people in your apartment on Thanksgiving night and a leak which will probably end up requiring a bunch of people in your bathroom soon doing a full shower teardown
Huh huh, funny shit
Huh huh, funny shit
The people I was talking to without my mask two days ago are both hella sick now, got it from maintenance guy Duck, who was just in my apartment investigating a leak they can't figure out
I'm still feeling okay, for now
I bleached the air real good although I think Duck is mostly past it
Hmm
I'm still feeling okay, for now
I bleached the air real good although I think Duck is mostly past it
Hmm
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The people I was talking to without my mask two days ago are both hella sick now, got it from maintenance guy Duck, who was just in my apartment investigating a leak they can't figure out
I'm still feeling okay, for now
I bleached the air real good although I think Duck is mostly past it
Hmm
I'm still feeling okay, for now
I bleached the air real good although I think Duck is mostly past it
Hmm
This was 100% the best Thanksgiving I've had in my almost 5 years in Reno
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
This was 100% the best Thanksgiving I've had in my almost 5 years in Reno
I AM NOT singing a song called The Sweats Are On in the style of The Heat is On by Glenn Frey!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I AM NOT singing a song called The Sweats Are On in the style of The Heat is On by Glenn Frey!!!!
I hate how scumbags never even take one day off from scumbagging
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I hate how scumbags never even take one day off from scumbagging
I hope he ate way too much today and his heart is chugging like a broken washing machine
Go entropy!🍊
Go entropy!🍊
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I hope he ate way too much today and his heart is chugging like a broken washing machine
Go entropy!🍊
Go entropy!🍊
The OG Kush that guy handed out is off the map
Dude looked like homeless Jesus, he was loving people being all "Are you serious right now, bro?!?!?" as he filled their hands from his sack of magic with a mischievous grin
I love that guy now, whoever he was
Dude looked like homeless Jesus, he was loving people being all "Are you serious right now, bro?!?!?" as he filled their hands from his sack of magic with a mischievous grin
I love that guy now, whoever he was
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The OG Kush that guy handed out is off the map
Dude looked like homeless Jesus, he was loving people being all "Are you serious right now, bro?!?!?" as he filled their hands from his sack of magic with a mischievous grin
I love that guy now, whoever he was
Dude looked like homeless Jesus, he was loving people being all "Are you serious right now, bro?!?!?" as he filled their hands from his sack of magic with a mischievous grin
I love that guy now, whoever he was
It's amazing how much bad stuffing there is out there
Take that however you want 😋
Take that however you want 😋
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's amazing how much bad stuffing there is out there
Take that however you want 😋
Take that however you want 😋
A rare peaceful calm has enveloped my block as a long day of cool people bringing good food and sweet weed to the inhabitants winds down
The street is silent and the faces are smiling
The street is silent and the faces are smiling
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
A rare peaceful calm has enveloped my block as a long day of cool people bringing good food and sweet weed to the inhabitants winds down
The street is silent and the faces are smiling
The street is silent and the faces are smiling
The hills are alive with the sound of my bong hits🎶
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The hills are alive with the sound of my bong hits🎶
If someone is handing out free weed from a giant bag always put out two hands
Bunch of amateurs out here
Right outside my door, still in shock😋
Bunch of amateurs out here
Right outside my door, still in shock😋
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If someone is handing out free weed from a giant bag always put out two hands
Bunch of amateurs out here
Right outside my door, still in shock😋
Bunch of amateurs out here
Right outside my door, still in shock😋
When I was watching people handing stuff out earlier I said to myself that someone needs to come down here with some weed and then they did and I was there to get some
Can't even believe it, double handful of funky Kush
What a day
Can't even believe it, double handful of funky Kush
What a day
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
When I was watching people handing stuff out earlier I said to myself that someone needs to come down here with some weed and then they did and I was there to get some
Can't even believe it, double handful of funky Kush
What a day
Can't even believe it, double handful of funky Kush
What a day
Heard a commotion, guy outside handing out weed from a giant bag, got a double handful
I've heard of such things but never experienced it
Thankful as fuck right now😭
I've heard of such things but never experienced it
Thankful as fuck right now😭
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Heard a commotion, guy outside handing out weed from a giant bag, got a double handful
I've heard of such things but never experienced it
Thankful as fuck right now😭
I've heard of such things but never experienced it
Thankful as fuck right now😭
I can almost smell the burning rolls
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I can almost smell the burning rolls
Watching Best In Show again, feeling good
November 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Watching Best In Show again, feeling good
Normally I wouldn't associate McDonald's with classiness but coming down with fifty sacks full of McMuffins for the less fortunate is a classy move, people here really appreciated that, lots of smiling, must have cost a lot, they had tons
It's nice to see niceness
It's nice to see niceness
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Normally I wouldn't associate McDonald's with classiness but coming down with fifty sacks full of McMuffins for the less fortunate is a classy move, people here really appreciated that, lots of smiling, must have cost a lot, they had tons
It's nice to see niceness
It's nice to see niceness
Smoking a bowl under the covers, as is my Thanksgiving tradition
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Smoking a bowl under the covers, as is my Thanksgiving tradition
Three more groups showed up, one with McMuffins, one with coffee and pie and one with breakfast burritos and a goodie bag
My block is popping, people aren't going without today
My block is popping, people aren't going without today
November 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Three more groups showed up, one with McMuffins, one with coffee and pie and one with breakfast burritos and a goodie bag
My block is popping, people aren't going without today
My block is popping, people aren't going without today
First group of people already here handing out pizza, chips and granola bars to my block, the block is pleased
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
First group of people already here handing out pizza, chips and granola bars to my block, the block is pleased
Not liking things is fine but trying to ruin everything for everyone else because your life is a black hole is sucky and lame
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Not liking things is fine but trying to ruin everything for everyone else because your life is a black hole is sucky and lame
Watch out for bitter people today
They're like the cranberry sauce of people only they don't go well with mashed potatoes
They're like the cranberry sauce of people only they don't go well with mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Watch out for bitter people today
They're like the cranberry sauce of people only they don't go well with mashed potatoes
They're like the cranberry sauce of people only they don't go well with mashed potatoes
On my walk to the mini-mart for half and half a guy said happy Thanksgiving and offered me a hit of his meth
Not my thing but I appreciated the offer, no one else here ever offers me a hit of their meth, they're always asking if I have some
It's the thought that counts
Not my thing but I appreciated the offer, no one else here ever offers me a hit of their meth, they're always asking if I have some
It's the thought that counts
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 PM
On my walk to the mini-mart for half and half a guy said happy Thanksgiving and offered me a hit of his meth
Not my thing but I appreciated the offer, no one else here ever offers me a hit of their meth, they're always asking if I have some
It's the thought that counts
Not my thing but I appreciated the offer, no one else here ever offers me a hit of their meth, they're always asking if I have some
It's the thought that counts
My heater works if I turn it up but it won't go on if I have the thermostat at like 70°, even if it's 23° in here, if I keep it above a certain level it's fine, I'm paranoid about it so I keep it low at night and then I wake up a popsicle
Wall heaters, you can't trust them, they will kill you
Wall heaters, you can't trust them, they will kill you
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My heater works if I turn it up but it won't go on if I have the thermostat at like 70°, even if it's 23° in here, if I keep it above a certain level it's fine, I'm paranoid about it so I keep it low at night and then I wake up a popsicle
Wall heaters, you can't trust them, they will kill you
Wall heaters, you can't trust them, they will kill you
Will I watch The Last Waltz today?
Nah, I don't do cocaine
Nah, I don't do cocaine
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Will I watch The Last Waltz today?
Nah, I don't do cocaine
Nah, I don't do cocaine