Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
this is where my inner thoughts become outer thoughts
Tell me a story...
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tell me a story...
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.
[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
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Terrifying if literal: an Ass Clown.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Terrifying if literal: an Ass Clown.
younger me --> the most shyingly shy shy that ever shyed
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
younger me --> the most shyingly shy shy that ever shyed
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
I like to secretly lay in the back of uncovered truck beds and go home with strangers. Makes me feel validated.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I like to secretly lay in the back of uncovered truck beds and go home with strangers. Makes me feel validated.
Don't forget to feed the local animatronics. They often have trouble savaging for enough food to survive harsh winters. (They're hungry!)
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Don't forget to feed the local animatronics. They often have trouble savaging for enough food to survive harsh winters. (They're hungry!)
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ME: How about we all go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for.
BLACKJACK DEALER: Weren’t you banned from this casino?
BLACKJACK DEALER: Weren’t you banned from this casino?
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
ME: How about we all go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for.
BLACKJACK DEALER: Weren’t you banned from this casino?
BLACKJACK DEALER: Weren’t you banned from this casino?
A person just handed me an opened pat of butter in a car.
For no reason!
Do normal people do this?
For no reason!
Do normal people do this?
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A person just handed me an opened pat of butter in a car.
For no reason!
Do normal people do this?
For no reason!
Do normal people do this?
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This weekend my friend is going to ride his bike over 10 miles to my house for "exercise."
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This weekend my friend is going to ride his bike over 10 miles to my house for "exercise."
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.
We are not the same.
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Not to brag, but I am close personal friends with several goats
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Not to brag, but I am close personal friends with several goats
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Invention:
A ouija board with different colored dots instead of letters, so you can play Twister with the devil.
A ouija board with different colored dots instead of letters, so you can play Twister with the devil.
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Invention:
A ouija board with different colored dots instead of letters, so you can play Twister with the devil.
A ouija board with different colored dots instead of letters, so you can play Twister with the devil.
There were a lot of sexy transformers.
Why was that?
Would Starscream have loved me if I confessed my true feelings?... no, of course not- he would have called me a fool and shot me in the back. That's why I love him. (So passionate)
Why was that?
Would Starscream have loved me if I confessed my true feelings?... no, of course not- he would have called me a fool and shot me in the back. That's why I love him. (So passionate)
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
There were a lot of sexy transformers.
Why was that?
Would Starscream have loved me if I confessed my true feelings?... no, of course not- he would have called me a fool and shot me in the back. That's why I love him. (So passionate)
Why was that?
Would Starscream have loved me if I confessed my true feelings?... no, of course not- he would have called me a fool and shot me in the back. That's why I love him. (So passionate)
P!nk - 'Cuz I Can (from Live from Wembley Arena, London, England)
YouTube video by PinkVEVO
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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they won’t tell you this in school but Transformers: Beast Wars actually happened
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
they won’t tell you this in school but Transformers: Beast Wars actually happened
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Everybody is always so impressed when a mother lifts up a car to save a child that is pinned beneath it, but if you use *the exact same* amount of strength to pick up a car and put it on a kid you're somehow a monster.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Everybody is always so impressed when a mother lifts up a car to save a child that is pinned beneath it, but if you use *the exact same* amount of strength to pick up a car and put it on a kid you're somehow a monster.
I pronounce the silent letter k's
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I pronounce the silent letter k's
I never liked Gumby. Or his stupid horse.
But how do u defeat them?
But how do u defeat them?
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I never liked Gumby. Or his stupid horse.
But how do u defeat them?
But how do u defeat them?
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If I could read, I wouldn't have nearly as much fun.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
If I could read, I wouldn't have nearly as much fun.
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did you get the dream I sent you
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
did you get the dream I sent you
[Me, arriving to the afterlife]
[Heaven] No. Absolutely Not. We've read your files.
[Sends me to the basement.]
(I like the temperature there. Nicely warm)
[Hell] Too weird. She's licking the demons and already burnt her tongue off.
[Turns to me] Stop humping that!
[Heaven] No. Absolutely Not. We've read your files.
[Sends me to the basement.]
(I like the temperature there. Nicely warm)
[Hell] Too weird. She's licking the demons and already burnt her tongue off.
[Turns to me] Stop humping that!
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
[Me, arriving to the afterlife]
[Heaven] No. Absolutely Not. We've read your files.
[Sends me to the basement.]
(I like the temperature there. Nicely warm)
[Hell] Too weird. She's licking the demons and already burnt her tongue off.
[Turns to me] Stop humping that!
[Heaven] No. Absolutely Not. We've read your files.
[Sends me to the basement.]
(I like the temperature there. Nicely warm)
[Hell] Too weird. She's licking the demons and already burnt her tongue off.
[Turns to me] Stop humping that!
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
[Actual conversation in my house]
[SomeoneIKnow] I don't think you should teach the cat how to smoke-
[Me] But he'll look so cool!
[SomeoneIKnow] I don't think you should teach the cat how to smoke-
[Me] But he'll look so cool!
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
[Actual conversation in my house]
[SomeoneIKnow] I don't think you should teach the cat how to smoke-
[Me] But he'll look so cool!
[SomeoneIKnow] I don't think you should teach the cat how to smoke-
[Me] But he'll look so cool!
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
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*waking up, lying on a giant stone altar with a cult standing around it in velvet robes for the third time this week*
Maybe I'm allergic to bath salts?
Maybe I'm allergic to bath salts?
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*waking up, lying on a giant stone altar with a cult standing around it in velvet robes for the third time this week*
Maybe I'm allergic to bath salts?
Maybe I'm allergic to bath salts?
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How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM
How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?