Weird Middle Child
weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
Weird Middle Child
@weirdmiddlechild.bsky.social
this is where my inner thoughts become outer thoughts
Tell me a story...

I'm lonely and it's dark, okay.

[And maybe hold my hand a little.]
November 21, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Terrifying if literal: an Ass Clown.
November 21, 2025 at 9:40 PM
younger me --> the most shyingly shy shy that ever shyed

current me --> pounces on strangers with the fevor and desire to crawl inside their skin and live forever. But first...Let's talk about anything and everything, okay?
November 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I like to secretly lay in the back of uncovered truck beds and go home with strangers. Makes me feel validated.
November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Don't forget to feed the local animatronics. They often have trouble savaging for enough food to survive harsh winters. (They're hungry!)
November 21, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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ME: How about we all go around the table and say what we’re most thankful for.

BLACKJACK DEALER: Weren’t you banned from this casino?
November 25, 2024 at 9:41 PM
A person just handed me an opened pat of butter in a car.

For no reason!

Do normal people do this?
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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This weekend my friend is going to ride his bike over 10 miles to my house for "exercise."

I am going to unlock the door so I don't have to get up from the couch when he gets here.

We are not the same.
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Not to brag, but I am close personal friends with several goats
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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Invention:

A ouija board with different colored dots instead of letters, so you can play Twister with the devil.
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
There were a lot of sexy transformers.

Why was that?

Would Starscream have loved me if I confessed my true feelings?... no, of course not- he would have called me a fool and shot me in the back. That's why I love him. (So passionate)
November 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It's Friday ya'll. Sing a song with me!

youtu.be/3IbGjMFVSzg?...
P!nk - 'Cuz I Can (from Live from Wembley Arena, London, England)
YouTube video by PinkVEVO
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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they won’t tell you this in school but Transformers: Beast Wars actually happened
November 21, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Everybody is always so impressed when a mother lifts up a car to save a child that is pinned beneath it, but if you use *the exact same* amount of strength to pick up a car and put it on a kid you're somehow a monster.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I pronounce the silent letter k's
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I never liked Gumby. Or his stupid horse.

But how do u defeat them?
November 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If I could read, I wouldn't have nearly as much fun.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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did you get the dream I sent you
November 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
[Me, arriving to the afterlife]

[Heaven] No. Absolutely Not. We've read your files.

[Sends me to the basement.]

(I like the temperature there. Nicely warm)

[Hell] Too weird. She's licking the demons and already burnt her tongue off.

[Turns to me] Stop humping that!
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
[Actual conversation in my house]

[SomeoneIKnow] I don't think you should teach the cat how to smoke-

[Me] But he'll look so cool!
November 20, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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messed up the password to my brain and now i’m locked out
November 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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*waking up, lying on a giant stone altar with a cult standing around it in velvet robes for the third time this week*

Maybe I'm allergic to bath salts?
November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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How many years is a mental breakdown supposed to last?
November 20, 2025 at 9:41 PM