St. Simeon the Thankful Holy Fool
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Patron saint of holy fools! And puppeteers. Pitied by Mr. T. Sillier than thou.
Let’s all go around the table and say who we think put the rubber chickens in the soup!
Let’s all go around the table and say who we think put the rubber chickens in the soup!
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Pumpkin Spice Epistle To The Colossians
Meet my new bot, @pumpkinspicenoun.bsky.social, which takes every noun in the English language (119,000 nouns, per WordNet, including proper and compound nouns).... and makes it Pumpkin Spice!
Because, well why not, that's why!
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Because, well why not, that's why!
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AS WAS FORETOLD
Acquiring the whistle that makes 30-50 feral hogs run into my yard within 3-5 minutes
November 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
AS WAS FORETOLD
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Making authentic Starbucks “Happy Holidays” cups for the Culture War Reenactment
October 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Making authentic Starbucks “Happy Holidays” cups for the Culture War Reenactment
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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in the real world not nearly enough buckaroos goin around looking at clues with a magnifying glass
November 28, 2025 at 3:06 PM
in the real world not nearly enough buckaroos goin around looking at clues with a magnifying glass
DOCTOR: There’s no easy way to say this. You have fa…. Factor Fexcectorn? How do you even pronounce that?
ME: You mean the AUC, or the RELU drop-out?
DOCTOR: I don’t know, let’s ask Ghost Nurse.
GHOST NURSE (phasing through the FS1-NC bench): Historical medical frymblal & Environental features!
ME: You mean the AUC, or the RELU drop-out?
DOCTOR: I don’t know, let’s ask Ghost Nurse.
GHOST NURSE (phasing through the FS1-NC bench): Historical medical frymblal & Environental features!
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
DOCTOR: There’s no easy way to say this. You have fa…. Factor Fexcectorn? How do you even pronounce that?
ME: You mean the AUC, or the RELU drop-out?
DOCTOR: I don’t know, let’s ask Ghost Nurse.
GHOST NURSE (phasing through the FS1-NC bench): Historical medical frymblal & Environental features!
ME: You mean the AUC, or the RELU drop-out?
DOCTOR: I don’t know, let’s ask Ghost Nurse.
GHOST NURSE (phasing through the FS1-NC bench): Historical medical frymblal & Environental features!
Let’s make this the blackest Friday ever!
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Let’s make this the blackest Friday ever!
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Pumpkin Spice Poster
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Pumpkin Spice Poster
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This episode is brought to you by Domino's Pizza! Nobody Delivers Better!
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 AM
This episode is brought to you by Domino's Pizza! Nobody Delivers Better!
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A Santa'S Elves And A Girl Named Virginia Christmas Eve (1996): Yuletide will be canceled unless a lavish saint can team up with getting a girlfriend.
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
truth coming out of her cup noodles to shame mankind
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Pumpkin Spice Evangelical And Reformed Church
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Pumpkin Spice Evangelical And Reformed Church
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Pumpkin Spice Prodigy
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Pumpkin Spice Prodigy
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I mean it, Mario! You've already helped me more than I deserve. Go home.
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I mean it, Mario! You've already helped me more than I deserve. Go home.
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Mario! Luigi! Kenneth! I'm back!
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Mario! Luigi! Kenneth! I'm back!
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About time the food came!
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
About time the food came!
Q. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
A.
A.
Who? Me? Nah! Well...sort of.
November 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Q. Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
A.
A.
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RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
RIP Martin Luther, you would have loved Papal Audience Black Friday deals.
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It's Thanksgiving! Are you getting your eels ready? It's tradition!
The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
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The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
It's Thanksgiving! Are you getting your eels ready? It's tradition!
The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
The 1st Thanksgiving included a big table full of eels. And it's fitting. Tisquantum brought eels to the starving pilgrims that spring to celebrate their new treaty w/ the local Wampanoag tribe. 1/5
🗃️🧪
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Pumpkin Spice Ecclesiastical Robe
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Pumpkin Spice Ecclesiastical Robe
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Pumpkin Spice Silt
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Pumpkin Spice Silt
You don’t technically have to call her “Doctor” in non-academic settings but it’s nice of her friends to insist on it anyway whenever somebody calls her “Ms. Pepper”
November 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
You don’t technically have to call her “Doctor” in non-academic settings but it’s nice of her friends to insist on it anyway whenever somebody calls her “Ms. Pepper”
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Pumpkin Spice Evening Clothes
November 27, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Pumpkin Spice Evening Clothes
Due to budget cutbacks we are only allowed to get up to one hijink and a shenanigan
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Due to budget cutbacks we are only allowed to get up to one hijink and a shenanigan