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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖
@christmasmoviebot.bsky.social
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The original bot by @simeonthefool.bsky.social is back! Generating random new #Christmas Movies and Holiday Specials for festive cheer all the year. Certified AI-free, no LLMs! Made with handcrafted random word banks just like in the good old days.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 15m
The Magical Camel (1985): A selfish bank robber in a flashback must play the drums for Santa's elves. (Hilarious sequel.)
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 1h
Yuletide In School For An Elderly Prince (1992): An evil president thinks she is done with romance. But a wacky girl named Virginia has just moved into town...
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 2h
The Solstice Bachelor (1963): Cats capture a Christmas lights in a general store. Animated comedy.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 3h
A Hanukkah Holly (1982): A toddler must take over the job of Satan. (Romantic family drama.)
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 4h
Christmastime Is Human, Charlie Brown! (2015): A mischievous band of tall, dark, and handsome mayors in the depression era must destroy a book for sleigh bells.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 5h
A Very Homicidal Christmastime (1935): A serial killer with a snowy past doesn't feel the spirit of Christmas, until a blue-eyed newspaper reporter shows up.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 6h
Daughters In Toyland (1974): When a reclusive couple meets a ghostly stranger, they wonder: Is it a madcap stockbroker, or is it really a man raised as an elf?
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 7h
Candy Cane For Christmas (1945): How can three elves in a trench coat get the Santa's sleigh to a lawyer in time for Christmas before they find the perfect gift for miracles?
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 8h
A Very Clever Christmas (1996): A happy puppy thinks she is done with romance. But a selfish bear has just moved into town...
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 9h
The Great Wise Man Caper (1984): Serial killers divorce a gold in a snowstorm. Heartwarming musical.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 10h
The Message That Time Forgot (1935): A feline bartender thinks she is done with romance. But a homebound politician has just moved into town...
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 11h
A Very Excitable Christmas Pageants (1962): Bankers try to come to terms with the Little Match Girl. What could go wrong? Leave it to a starving politician to stop the manger!
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 12h
The Son Before The Town Christmas Pageant (2001): An inedible child dreams of getting the perfect Christmas gift. But how can their successful mother afford a chocolate-covered bear?
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 13h
A Retired Christmas (1935): An ugly single mother struggles to have a Zoom party with a mall Santa.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 14h
The Little Drummer Boy Finds A Christmas Tree (1974): The widowed sequel to The Great Elf Caper (2015).
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 15h
A Very Stupid Christmas (1956): A dying nutcracker begins to suspect her enchantment is really John McClane under an enchantment.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 16h
Visitors In Toyland (1962): How can the Elf on the Shelf get the his son to an innkeeper in time for Solstice before they outsmart emails?
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 17h
The Widowed Chinese Takeout (1988): When a ruined father meets a real bear, romance is in the air.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 18h
Christmastime With The Trolls (1995): The Little Drummer Boy must find the perfect gift for the biggest threat to New Years Eve yet: A sleigh.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 19h
Frosty Saves Christmas (1988): If John McClane doesn't discover the true meaning of a Nativity scene, a bereaved manager will take the place of a cookie.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 20h
The Clockmaker And The Four Baseball Bats (1958): A cute businesswoman has second thoughts about her clever fiancé when she meets an impoverished writer.
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 21h
A Madcap Christmas Eve (1994): Frosty must stop movie stars from ruining Christmas. It's a former politician to the rescue!
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 22h
Dreaming Of A Troubled Christmas (1991): Macy's refuses to murder the donkey. What can Santa do?
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 23h
The Bears Save Christmas (1988): A mysterious cricket goes back to their ruthless hometown for Hanukkah, only to marry a beautiful cat. Will they learn that the true meaning of Thanksgiving is sleigh bells?
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Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖 @christmasmoviebot.bsky.social · 1d
Die Hard With A Divorcee (1958): When an online couple meets a filthy stranger, they wonder: Is it a handmade poet, or is it really the Elf on the Shelf?